Get Your Order of Importance Right!

At every Amway meeting our sack of shit Platinum told us about his life and used a white board to show us his list and where everything stood in his order of importance. Like he expected all of us to “duplicate” him. His list didn't go over too well with the satanists in attendance! Here is his list of life’s order of importance:

1. God

2. Wife

3. Family

4. Job

5. Amway

Yeah well I can tell you I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be married to some lousy bastard who can’t put me number one his list. Fuck you and I am outta here!

Didn’t matter anyway. The sack of shit Platinum never followed his own list.

At every cult meeting he whined and bitched at us about how he was giving up time with his wife and kids to tell us about Amway. OK. Lets look at that list. Wife and family seem to be a couple of notches higher up on the list than Amway. So is he a fucking liar putting Amway ahead of his wife and kids who he’s bitching about not spending time with? Or is he just a fucking lying arrogant sack of shit? YES and YES!

And he should whine and bitch! Big deal. I was taking time away from my family and things I’d rather be doing to show up at his Amway cult meeting and listen to him lie and spout off his bullshit.

Every meeting the Platinum said the same fucking thing about his list of 5 of which Amway is last on the list. Fucking asshole can’t even follow his own list! Lying sack of shit. Amway is really number 1 or 2 on his list. I say that because he was hyper religious. The old Jim Jones influence. Or reincarnation. I can’t say for sure if God or Amway was number one on his list though I’m leaning to Amway no matter how hard that liar would deny it.

Both me and the sack of shit Platinum are stuck at the same Amway cult meeting. Both of us have the same bad attitude that we didn’t want to be wasting our time at the Amway meeting when we’d rather be spending time with our family or more important interests. Odd. The only thing that fucking asshole and I ever agreed on.

The real question was which one of us was going to do something about it?

I might not be arrogant enough to have a list or if I do its not one I put in writing. I also would not be inclined to use his list at all but using his ammunition against him I take his fucking list of order of importance and I put my life in order and put myself and family ahead of Amway. Holy shit did that ever make me the evil person because I no longer attended cult meetings and Amway was not number one on my list. Never had been anyway. Amway was so low down there it needs a high powered telescope just to see the last item on my list!

Of course I don’t give a flying fuck what a bunch of people I don’t like think about me.

When it comes to evil - those cult followers need to be pointing their fingers back at themselves. The real evil dangerous person in this crowd is the Amway cult leader - the pompous sack of shit Platinum.

Brainwashed Ambot from Markham Ontario Seeks Punishment

I had a brainwashed ambot from Markham, Ontario show up to my blog after doing a Google search for “Amway top sites on the Internet”. My blog is the #4 spot for that search criteria. The bigwigs at Amway must love that!

Anonymous Markham ambot landed on this page http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2011/09/is-amway-really-one-of-top-internet.html

Seeing as how its been awhile since I’ve picked apart an ambot comment on my blog and Brainwashed Markham Ambot has a sadistic desire to get some Anna Banana style punishment here is the comment for everyone to see. For some bizarre reason Amway IBO rats have this overwhelming need to slink out of their sewer and spread their goodwill and promote their company by spreading around their positive Amway IBO image.

you are just a negative old hag that clearly had a bad experience and just want to let out your disbelief that anyone else can do something you CAN"T. And had you actually used amway's products, you'd see that almost NOTHING on the market can compare. Just try removing a coffee stain from a carpet using commercial items and then Amways's L.O.C products. there's no way i believe you've used it. Anyways, you're poor broke ass can sit and work and complain all you want. The fact is, just cause you couldn't succeed, doesn't mean you should stop others.
Good luck being broke, negative, and talking bitterness all your life.

You’re calling me negative? Amway IBO’s are the most negative people I’ve ever met in my life. You should reread your comment. Talk about negativity! In fact I mentioned something in my post the other day about Amway salespeople and their bad attitudes towards others. You’ll be very happy to know that I have regular readers from Amway/Alticor in Ada and Grand Rapids Michigan and occasional readers from other Alticor branches. Here’s a big shout out to my new reader from Alticor in Placentia, California! I’m sure the Amway employees reading this post are very proud of you especially with your lovely kind comments such a wonderful representative for Amway. This company attracts such high quality salespeople!

Markham - you are living proof that brainwashed ambots are all alike spouting off the bullshit your hear from your cult leaders multiple times a week. Canned amspeak responses. Not an original thought amongst you brainwashed little bastards.

I’m an old hag? Oh come on now you can do much better than that can’t you? I’m a part time bitch and a full time devil. Don’t insult me by lowering me to the level of a hag. I worked hard to reach the bitch devil status.

Sure I had a bad experience. My husband got sucked into this cult against my strong objections and frittered away our money on the Amway scam. I never said I “can’t” do Amway. I’m a woman and that means I “can” do anything. I “won’t” do Amway. That’s because I won’t scam and lie to other people and bring misfortune into their lives as that would be immoral and seeing as how I have a conscience and would feel guilty about that behavior, which is the accepted norm if you’re an Amway IBO. There’s a big difference between can’t and won’t. Find a dictionary.

I don’t drink coffee and I have hardwood and tile floors therefore it would be physically impossible for me to spill coffee on my carpet! So you’re right I’ve never used LOC carpet cleaner. I can hardly help it that you’re such a klutz you need to stock up on Amway’s overpriced shitty cleaning products! Have you ever considered pulling out that coffee stained carpet and putting in some quality hard flooring that can stand up to all the coffee you’re spilling everywhere. Makes clean up so much easier and cheaper. Just grab a sponge or a towel and mop it up.

My poor broke ass can sit and work and complain? Let’s see. Another brainwashed ambot going around accusing people who are not in Amway of being broke and working a job. Sorry to disappoint you but I haven’t held a job in years. Perhaps you should take a look at my recent post where I point out that ambots are always accusing me of having a job and working for someone else though they are never able to back up their accusations and tell me where I work, what my job is, and how much money I make and most importantly where the hell is all this money I’m supposedly making at my fictional job. http://marriedtoanambot.blogspot.com/2012/01/whats-my-job.html

Me broke? Our business brings in more annually than what the average Diamond according to Amway’s literature earns. If you think someone who earns more money than a Diamond is “broke” then that shows what a low negative opinion you have of your cult leaders finances. Though you’re probably not too far off in your lowball broke estimate! If Amway Diamonds are broker than I am you might want to reconsider your career choice and find something where you won’t be as broke as a Diamond.

Now you need to go run off and play with the Scarboro Stalker. You little IBO rats can scramble back into your sewer and plot who you’re going to scam next and whose lives need to be destroyed by the Amway cult. Little troublemaking bastards scum of the earth that you are.

Amway Salespeople Versus Timeshare Salespeople

Anyone who has spent any time in grocery stores, shopping malls, Barnes & Noble, or coffee shops has seen them crawling out of the wood work. Scum of the earth Amway rats hell bent on scamming people out of their money and destroying lives.

Anyone who has spent time in popular tourist destinations has seen them crawling out of the woodwork, stalking you in hotels, beaches, and sidewalks. Salespeople who are pushing timeshare condos.

Well mabye Amway salespeople too!

Timeshare salespeople must be people persons. It takes a lot of gall to follow and strike up conversations with people who are on their way somewhere who don’t want to be bothered with offers of free or greatly reduced prices on shows, attractions, dinners, etc.

Amway salespeople don’t necessarily have to be good with people because the Amway cult leaders claim you’re not really selling anything. You’re just buying from your own store and teaching others how to do the same thing and everyone will be rich. No one in Amway has anything free to give away or anything with greatly reduced prices that would be a good deal to purchase so the ambots have to figure out another scam to reel in victims.

If you are in a popular tourist destination you do not have to go out looking for a timeshare salesperson. They will find you.

No matter where you are in the world and even though you’re not looking for an Amway salesperson, they’ll crawl out of the sewer and find you anyway.

Timeshare salespeople have an angle to trick potential buyers into attending a sales pitch meeting. Usually it involves giving something away for free or at least the illusion of doing so.

Amway salespeople trick unsuspecting prospects into attending Amway meetings through a number of lies. Usually has something to do with e-commerce, learning how to start up your own business, tea party, beer bust, movie and popcorn night, make up party. There are endless pitches. All lies.

Time sharesalespeople are hustlers.

Amway salespeople are hustlers and scammers.

Timeshare salespeople usually have condo/hotel rentals available at overinflated prices and one usually has to pay some kind of membership fee to join.

Amway salespeople have overpriced shitty products for sale and if one wants to become an IBO they pay a membership fee.

Timeshare salespeople generally earn a salary and a commission.

Amway salespeople do not earn a salary and rarely make much commission. Amway’s own literature says the average IBO earns $115/month gross. They fail to disclose how much money an IBO has to shell out each month just to earn that $115 and the reality is the net loss is usually hundreds of dollars in the hole each month.

Timeshare salespeople want to get the prospect in front of the head honcho salesperson who is probably one of the best closers on the planet.

Amway salespeople want to get their prospect in front of their Platinum because they have more experience at reeling a gullible person into the scam.

Timeshare salespeople are annoying as hell.

Amway salespeople are worse than annoying as hell.

Timeshare salespeople have a little territory that they stick close to like a desk, shop front, or piece of sidewalk. Disinterested people can keep walking and its unlikely they’ll be pursued by the time share salesperson.

Amway salespeople know no boundaries. They’ll chase you all over town hounding you to attend an Amway meeting or buy shitty Amway products.

Timeshare salespeople usually only spend seconds maybe minutes on a prospect before the prospect gets away or they spot another likely prospect and dump the first one.

Amway salespeople will spend hours begging and pleading a prospect to attend an Amway meeting.

Timeshare salespeople will usually take a “no” from a prospect and move on and turn their attention on the next tourist walking past their station.

Amway salespeople are disbelieving when people say “no” to buying Amway products or attending an Amway meeting. They will argue for lengthy periods of time using every denial tactic they’ve learned from their upline cult leaders.

Timeshare salespeople are generally fairly polite to disinterested parties who have said no. They’re representing a corporation and don’t want pissed off prospects hitting the Internet bitching about their company and the rude behavior of the salespeople.

Amway salespeople are extremely rude to disinterested parties. Amway salespeople will  sneer at anyone who says no and call them losers or broke losers. Amway salespeople don’t give a flying fuck that pissed off prospects hit the Internet bitching about their rude antics and Amway products. Amway the corporation doesn’t give a flying fuck either about the bad image their salespeople give them.

Timeshare salespeople probably have some luck persuading prospects to attend a meeting. Some people don’t mind sitting in a room getting the old timeshare pitch, turning them down, and walking off with whatever prize has been given to them. Maybe its worth a couple of hours of their time sitting inside a high pressure sales meeting to get free tickets into Disneyworld.

Amway salespeople don’t have a lot of luck persuading prospects to attend Amway meetings. Amway’s bad reputation precedes them. Its hard to find people open to being scammed in a pyramid scheme. Sitting through several hours of a meeting listening to some cult leader spout off his bullshit is not everyone’s idea of fun especially if there’s nothing in it for them for wasting their time.

If you go to a timeshare meeting and act disinterested the salesperson may up the ante of the prizes they’re offering.

If you go to an Amway meeting and act disinterested the ambots will mock you.

If you tell a timeshare salesperson that you’re unemployed, have poor credit, no money in the bank, etc they will lose interest in you real fast because they know you won’t get through the credit check portion of their application.

If you tell an Amway salesperson that you’re unemployed, have poor credit, no money in the bank, etc they will jump all over you and tell you that now is the perfect time for you to get on board with Amway and how rich you’re going to be in a few months.

Sometimes you might find a timeshare condo that you like and want to purchase it.

You will never find an Amway product that you like and no intelligent human being would ever get involved in Amway as a salesperson without brainwashing tactics put upon them by an Amway cult leader.

In summation its easier to escape a rabid timeshare salesperson than a deranged Amway salesperson.

What's My Job?

I can’t tell you how many times some brainwashed ambot shows up to my blog and leaves a comment telling me I have a job and work for someone else and I’m a loser who is making my boss rich. Total amspeak. At every Amway meeting I attended the cult leaders would sneer at people who had jobs like its some kind of deadly communicable disease.

When I call the ambot a fucking liar and press the ambot for details on where I work, who my boss is, what kind of job I have, and most importantly where is all this money I’m supposedly making at my job - they retreat into silence. The lying bastards who’ve accused me of having a job like that’s such a terrible thing don’t respond.

It is inconceivable to brainwashed ambots that there are actually people in the world who do not have jobs. Their cult leaders say everybody has a job and everybody has a boss so the ambots blindly believe them. After all one of the cardinal rules in Amway is “never question upline!”

Ambots are mesmerized by Amway cult leaders who claim to have retired when they were twenty-one. If they can do it so can everyone else. Younger ambots become disrespectful to anyone who is still working a job. They are driven by greed for material possessions and don’t want to work a job for somebody else. Very obviously failing to understand that when you work for Amway as a commissioned salesperson, thinly disguised as being an independent business owner, you are still following Amway’s rules and policies just like in any other type of job.

A lot of people have jobs, particularly in their 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s. In their 50’s a lot of people are moving into semi-retirement and some are retiring from their jobs and starting up their own business. There’s a segment of the population in the working years range of 20 to 60 who are unable to work due to physical or mental disabilities. Also in that same age group are housewives or househusbands whose spouse is the sole income earner, lottery winners, heirs, people who live off their investments and others who are capable of working but for whatever reason choose not to do so.

I don’t judge people whether they work or do not work. But then I’m not an ambot!

Unlike the fairy tale that ambots believe from their cult leaders about how everyone has a job and has a boss, it just ain’t true. It must be mind-blowing to brainwashed ambots to discover that there are people in the world who for one reason or another are not employed by someone because their Amway cult leaders have brainwashed them into believing that everyone else in the world who is not in Amway has a job.

I have not had a job for years other than working our own business. Even now as we move into semi-retirement we talk about opening up a different type of business maybe within the next 5 years. And we’re not talking some phony ass Scamway business!

Maybe we’ll end up being like Amway Diamonds and never really fully retire!

Even though its been years since I’ve had a boss - and no my husband does not count he knows who the real boss is! - I see nothing wrong with people who hold down jobs. Not everyone is capable of being self employed or running their own business, whether it be finances, smarts, motivation, etc not everyone has what it takes. Ambots - who are better than everyone else because they are “business owners” - show their contempt and disgust towards workers while failing to grasp that not everyone has what it takes to be self employed. And again I’m not talking about signing up to be a phony ass Scamway IBO or similar MLM that pumps up their employees by pretending to them that they are real business owners. Just because I don’t work a job for an employer there is no need for me to look down my nose at those who do and sneer at them that they’ll always be a broke loser working for someone else.

That’s a job for fucking inconsiderate brainwashed Amway IBO’s and their better than everyone else attitude!

Amway IBO Rats

I saw a good comment left recently on Joecools (aka my) Amway scheme blog so I have decided to run with it here.

IBO rats stalk people in malls, eat shitty food bars, pay double for water and always on nutrilite pills.

Yup absolutely. IBO’s stalk people in malls and grocery stores looking for new victims to attack with their viruses. Rats are scavengers, likewise IBO rats. The rodents might eat the guts off a dead porcupine that’s been hit by a car but IBO rats eat those shitty food bars. Same thing. It takes a creepy unclean rat to eat either one of those! Pay double for water? Surely you jest. A 24 pack of water costs less than 5 bucks at Walmart. Amway sells 24 packs of Perfect Water for closer to $50 so thats 10 times the cost.

Rats are nocturnal creatures, much the same as Amway IBO rats and their late night meetings. Turn on the lights and they run for cover so they won’t see the truth. Scurrying around late at night plotting to fuck up other people’s lives. Have you ever seen Hoarders TV show. Just about every episode has houses with rats in them either dead or alive that have destroyed the owner’s property who never really seem to care that they’re sharing their house with these vile creatures. Like their rodent relatives Amway rats also infest peoples homes. They find some way to squeeze inside the home and plot how they will destroy all the nice things the owner has in their house and replace them with shitty Amway products.  

Some of those upline rats walked through our house with Ambot. They came armed with a worksheet that listed household goods that people commonly buy to show how Amway sells similar products. I didn’t accompany Ambot and the Amway rats on their route of destruction about how we should get rid of illegal products and immediately replace them with overpriced substandard Amway shit. I wonder how the rats liked looking in the bathroom cupboards to see what brand of tampons were in there!

From Wikipedia “Rats are seen as vicious, unclean, parasitic animals that steal food and spread disease.”

I’d say that description is very accurate of Amway IBO rats too. The people I met in Amway were about the most vicious human beings I’ve ever come across. Greedy materialistic bastards who brainwashed Ambot to spend all our money on Amway products and tools and when the savings had been used to use the credit card. Better known as helping the upline get the PV up there so they could meet their monthly goals. And when the money flow stops? Those Amway rats launch an attack squealing out “loser” and “quitter” and “you’ll be broke for the rest of your life”. Amway rats are not happy until they cause divorces, bankruptcies, and foreclosures.

Unclean? Well maybe IBO rats bathe regularly in Amway soap products but there is more than one way to be unclean. It refers to breaking the law too. Every Amway rat I met has been guilty of doing something unclean such as lying, scamming, fraud, mistreatment of others, etc.

Parasitic? Spread disease and viruses. Yup Amway IBO rats do that. The diseases and viruses they spread have to do with destroying marriages, destroying families, destroying bank accounts....

Steal food? In a way Amway rats steal good food by telling their downline to change their spending and eating habits to accommodate Amway products. Down with fresh fruit and vegetables and use Amway Nutrilite vitamins instead.

Amway IBO rats can be compared to London’s black plague which probably started from infested fleas that lived on the rats that overran the city. An estimated 100,000 people were estimated to have died before the great fire in 1666 helped wipe out the plague.

It is unknown the number of people who have been destroyed by Amway IBO rats. Hundreds of thousands? Millions? Vicious parasitic creepy Amway rats creep out to leave comments on blogs like mine but scurry back into their sewers when they’re confronted with the truth and unable to prove their lies. What’s it going to take to destroy the Amway rats and wipe them out for good?

The only good rat is a dead one. And maybe not ever then. One still has to dispose of it.

Nasty Amway Shit Lurks in the Cupboard!

*****WARNING!!!! THIS POST CONTAINS A FRIGHTENING IMAGE!*****

Its been a few years since we jumped off the Amway hell wagon. We used up or threw away most of the Amway shit fairly quickly. One exception was when Ambot was cleaning out his medicine cabinet last May and came across old Nutrilite vitamins that he had to dispose.

I thought that was the end of all shitty Amway products that have been contaminating our house.

Nope. But I’m sure its not the first time in my life I’ve been wrong about something!

I was looking for a cookbook a small paperback that must have slipped behind the bigger books. I pulled out books and YIKES! There it was lurking in the dark depths and first time to see the light in many years. A Nutrilite raspberry joint health twist tube.

Yuck! Nasty! Sour stuff!

Ambot used to buy a box of all 4 or 5 flavors every order he put in every week. These little buggers are supposed to cure all known illnesses. They were to be used in conjunction with a bottle of Perfect Water to give it that extra edge for the miracle cure. Case of Perfect Water cost around $50. I think those twist tubes were $10 for 20 in a box. Different flavors to cure different ailments. The twist tube staring me in the face says raspberry and its for joint health. I don’t remember the other flavors or what they cured except for one other flavor was for immunity. Hell if it provided immunity from Amway I might have guzzled those suckers like there’s no tomorrow! As for the raspberry twist tube I like sour things so it wasn’t as bad as XS piss water but it did have an extra nasty little kick unpleasant aftertaste to it and it was usually impossible for me to finish off the entire bottle of spiked Amway water.

Even though I was usually able to almost finish drinking the sour raspberry water it did absolutely nothing for me in the way of joints and mobility and I took at least 5 of these a week for many months. Neither did it help the arthritic person we sold a box of raspberry twist tubes and Perfect Water to. Did piss all zippo! No difference taking this much hyped Amway snake oil product than drinking water out of the tap. $10 might seem like a small price to pay for 20 vitamin sticks but when they do nothing they’re yet another waste of money on some Amway product with over inflated claims of the miracles it can perform.

Yup just another Amway scam!

What’s really scary is that this joint supplement shit has no expiration date on the twist tube.

This better be the last shitty Amway product I find polluting my house. I'm gonna have to bring in someone to perform an exorcism on this place!

Amway Cult Leaders Influencing Downline Votes

Seeing as how this is an election year its bringing back some memories of the last presidential election combined with the hell of being in the Amway cult.

I'm not talking about the candidates or debates or their platforms. I'm talking about the Amway cult leaders and their "influence" on the ambot cult followers on how they should vote.

The ambots would flock around their beloved Amway cult leaders to pick up whatever words of bullshit they could hang on to and with an election on the horizon Amway meetings often became political rallies at some point in the night. The upline would tell the downline how they should vote. Never question upline. Just do it!

Our sack of shit Platinum's preferred presidential candidate in 2008 was Obama. I don't know if that was his presidential choice or if he was sending down the voting orders from a Diamond or Ada. If he wasn't a brainwashed Amway bastard I don't know if Obama would have been his choice or not. My guess is Obama would have had his support whether or not he was in Amway and being told how to vote.

Its a free country. No American should be convinced which way to vote just to gain favor and brownie points with someone they're trying to impress. Especially when its a fucking Amway ambot! Who wants to impress one of those bastards? Not me! You get people like me and when your upline tells you to do something and you said fuck you and do the opposite.

Everyone in our line was pro-Obama whether or not they were they talked as if there could be no other choice.

I'm not so sure how they feel today about that choice. I wonder who will be the ambot's preferred presidential candidate this time around....

Mortgage your House all in the Name of Amway!

I’ve heard from a reader who mortgaged their house to buy Amway products.

Why the fuck do people do things like this?

Its all part of Amway’s sell the hope not the soap campaign. We go to Amway functions and the Diamonds stand on stage and tell their hard luck story. They all have the same story told slightly differently. I swear these bastards got together to figure out what fables to tell to the ambots in the audience anxious to devour every bullshit word from their beloved cult leaders.

The Diamond’s hard luck stories usually go to the effect that both the husband and wife were working minimum wage jobs when a dear friend came along to show them the Amway business plan. Every one of them seems to have borrowed $20 from their aunt to put gas in the car to get to the first Amway function. And the rest is history. The stuff that Amway fairy tales are made of. Ambots are ordered by their cult leaders to do whatever it takes to get to Amway functions. They fail to say the real reason they need high attendance is because those functions are how the Diamonds make most of their money from the tool scam. They give shitty advice to skip a few meals or skip the mortgage payment or take out a 2nd mortgage on your house. That way you’ll have the money to get to Amway functions.

The brainwashing that goes into these ambots to make them do dumb things just to make their cult leaders richer is incredible.

Mortgaging your house to buy Amway products? Just how many shitty overpriced Amway products does one person need? I guess that depends on if they play to single handedly - no downline or customers - get to their 1000 pin that month. Or maybe 2500 pin or 5000. Take any of those PV pin amounts and multiply by 3 to get the approximate dollar value of what those products cost.

How did the upline brainwash the ambots to mortgage the house for no other reason than to help their upline meet some goal that month. Probably had something to do with an upline Diamond falling out of qualification and everyone downline who owned a house was ordered to mortgage it and buy Amway products. You help your upline and one day there will be someone downline who will do the same for you.

Fuck that shit!

Can we say inventory loading?

I’ve never been brainwashed by a cult so I can’t pretend to understand what is going through the minds of these people who do crazy dumb ass things like mortgaging their house to buy Amway products just so they can get a little recognition and praise from their upline.

I thought it was bad enough to drain the savings account and run up the credit card debt just to keep the Amway cult leaders happy. Risking your house, probably your biggest investment, the place where you have a roof over your head and a warm dry place for your family to live and keep their stuff just because some upline asshole needs more PV to reach their monthly goal is stupid.

I’ve seen too many stories from former IBO’s who’ve lost their house thanks to the Amway scam. A little maneuver our upline tried to do with us too to take out a 2nd mortgage so we could buy lots more Amway shit. Ambot was convinced this was the right thing to do just because some upline Amway asshole said so. Too bad for him he’s not the only name on the deed and I ain’t putting up the house because some fucking Amway asshole that I despise says to do so.

Ah yes. No wonder those fucking assholes tried so hard to destroy our marriage. Once the ambot’s money supply runs out and the wife/husband refuses to use their credit card or sign away the house or car there’s nowhere else for those bastards to go except to destroy the relationship.

As all good little cult leaders must do.

Call it revenge for the PV not being as high as they want.

Can you image what becomes of a house that goes into foreclosure due to the Amway scam. The sherrif evicts the family and goes in with a crew to remove the belongings and put them into storage. And what are they removing? Boxes and boxes of $50 bottles of Perfect Water, boxes of XS piss water, boxes of shitty Amway Nutrilite food bars, and enough bottles of Nutrilite vitamins to clog every toilet in the Trump Tower.

And then when the evicted don’t pay the storage fees it gets auctioned off. Can you see that one on Storage Wars? Jarrod and Brandy pay a few hundred bucks for the unknown items inside the abandoned locker and end up with boxes and boxes of Amway shit.

Bring the dumpster over!

Ambots are Nosy Bastards

When I was in Amway, putting up with the lousy bastards in our line of sponsorship World Wide Dream Builders was just as bad as throwing our money away buying overpriced shitty Amway products. But then we wouldn’t have been throwing our money away on shitty Amway products if it wasn’t for the influence and pressure of the fucking upline assholes.

When you’re in the Amway cult, you find out fast that everyone else in the cult is a nosy bastard. I’m one of these people that if something ain’t none of my business then I stay the hell out of it. Years ago when I worked office gossip was rampant. Sometimes coworkers would start telling me something about somebody and I would say doesn’t sound like anything I need to know and walk away. I don’t need to know anybody else’s business if it doesn’t affect my life. Same with people who tried to get information out of me. Nope. I know how to keep my mouth shut.

Well OK not here on this blog. I use this blog to get the word out what its really like being a doomed member of the Amway cult and having to put up with upline - the world’s biggest fucking assholes who are no good piece of shit scumbags that are so fucking nosy and make it their business to poke their noses into places it don’t belong.

In Amway those fucking ambots seem entitled to know everything about everybody. In the past year one of the biggest search criteria that drove ambots to my blog had anything to do with Ganesh and Neha Shenoy and whatever happened in their marriage and why did they get divorced. Like that’s anybody’s business. Oh wait. These are ambots in the Amway cult. That means they make it their business. That’s part of the job description when it comes to Amway IBO. The Shenoys aren’t the only ones who are searched about their marriage. You name it the searcher has probably found their way to my blog. In the past month I have nosy ambots searching for information about the marriage and/or divorce for Brad and Lesley Wolgamott, Scott Harimoto, Dean Kosage, Jim Head, and a whole host of other Diamonds whose names do not immediately come to my mind because they haven’t been searched for in the past week.

If they’re not looking for dirt on marriage/divorce they’re looking for information on what kind of cancer Jim Dornan had/has and other intimate details of the lives of people in Amway.

I get tons of searches for Amway sex. What do these searchers think? That ambots are posting sex videos online for all to see? Well maybe they are but you won’t find any links here to any Amway IBOs having sex.

When we were in the Amway cult I constantly had to put up with the bullshit from people in our upline demanding to know everything going on in our life. They pretty much left me alone after I told them my private life was none of their fucking business. The shock on those prude’s faces that I would dare to disrespect my upline by using that kind of language! Yeah I really have a lot of respect for liars and scammers acting under the Amway umbrella! And then those whiny ass crybabies would run further upline and complain that I wasn’t being very nice. Get the picture! You’re fucking Amway IBOs who are out to ruin lives and scam people out of their money. Why the hell should I be nice to a bunch of fucking sick evil bastards like you?

Unfortunately my Ambot probably blabbed more information to our fucking upline about our lives than I would ever want those fucking assholes to know about. I made it very clear to him that if I wanted those bastards to know anything about me then I would tell them myself. If I didn’t tell them nothing then those upline bastards could safely assume it was none of their business and they could fuck off.

The only reason ambots want to know intimate details about other ambot’s lives is so they can hold it against them at a later date, say when they’re trying to quit. Its ambot blackmail. That is why ambots are the nosiest people I’ve ever met in my life. Ulterior motive when lying and scamming is no longer working.

Am I the only one around who has what it takes to tell nosy ambots to go to hell. Stay out of other people’s lives you fucking Amway assholes!

And just because Amway WWDB Dream Night 2012 is huge on the search criteria right now I thought I throw in the key words just to screw up any ambots looking for more information like my blog isn’t already at the top of the search engines anyway. So far I’ve only had two idiot ambots trying to go back in time and searching for information on Dream Night 2011 so I’ll throw in that criteria too.

Amway Dream Night sucks!

Likewise, fucking nosy Amway ambots suck!

Seeing Shitty Amway Products Everywhere?

There was a special announced at a spa I’ve never been to and I think that’s a good way to try out a new place. If the treatment is not what you’re expecting then you haven’t wasted too much money and you can stick with your regular spa.

The new spa offers the usual type of beauty treatments and is a one woman show, sole female proprietor. There are no other employees. Very nice, clean spa. Lovely lady. No complaints about the shop or the owner.

Yup a real business owner. Not some phony ass Amway “independent business owner”!

I’m sitting in the chair for my pedi and choosing the nail polish color. I don’t recognize any of the polish brands. Name doesn’t really matter much to me anyway. Color is more important than who makes it. I choose a cute color and wait for her to set things up and look around the room. On the far side are bookshelves with various lotions and beauty products. Nothing unusual there. Any hair salon or spa has similar products displayed.

And then I see it. On the top shelf. Two boxes with stripes. They look suspiciously like the puke yellow and green stripes on a box of nasty shitty Amway food bars. It even looks like the printing running sideways between the stripes is in the same spot where Nutrilite is spelled on the Amway shit bars. I’m too far away to read it but I’m really suspicious now and spend the whole pedi treatment glaring at those two boxes. It looks to me like the boxes on the shelves are bigger than the one the Amway shit bars come in. It also looks like a couple of lemons are on one box. Amway food bars are shitty enough without putting in sour lemon flavor. I decide its probably citrus scented lotion and comes in a box with similar stripe packing.

I keep looking around the room. The bottles of lotions from the facial are near enough to where I’m sitting that I can read the labels. They are definitely not Artistry. Just some standard beauty salon lotions. But I can’t help myself from going back and staring at those two boxes on the top of those shelves.

Pedicure is done and I move over to the station for the manicure. I am now closer to the bookshelves and those boxes and can read them. No doubt about it. Those are fucking Nutrilite food bar boxes!

All I can think the whole time I’m getting my mani is oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I better not get an Amway pitch! And if I do get prospected I’ve got to get a response ready. And if I don’t get an Amway pitch I’m going to leave her an extra big tip for not harrassing me.

I sneak glances around the spa. I don’t see any Amway products or propaganda. The proprietor is a very nice woman, quiet not too chatty. Definitely not using FORM on me. I wonder if her husband has gotten involved in the Amway scam and she is too embarrassed to approach people but she wants to support her husband so she puts those 2 boxes of Nutrilite bars on the top shelf and hopes no one will notice them and ask her anything. Or perhaps she knows someone else who’s in Amway and that’s her way of getting them to shut up by sticking a couple of boxes way up there and hoping no one notices them.

My guess if she was really an Amway commissioned salesperson her upline would be riding her ass about using only Amway Artistry cosmetics, lotions, and nail polish in her spa and Amway shit would be all over the place. Any woman whether or not she runs a beauty salon knows when they look at the Amway catalogue and sees those fucking outrageously overpriced products that they can buy similar products for a quarter of the price Amway charges. You gotta watch the bottom line when you’re in business. Except when you’re in the Amway business where you’re expected to drop hundreds of dollars a month into shitty overpriced products. She had lots and lots of different colored nail polish. No way in hell does Amway offer that kind of color selection. She can probably buy 10 nail polishes for the same price as Amway charges for one.

I got the best facial I’ve ever had so I’m definitely going back there. I just hope the Amway pitch doesn’t come out after one has become a repeat customer!

Amway Warriors on Destruction Mission aka "Helping Others"

All was quiet in the tiny town of Normal, USA.

Then the battle cry was heard! Amway warriors!

The ambots are coming! The ambots are coming!

These horrible villains were well known throughout the land spreading their evil.

They were also known as 8pm warriors, their witching hour when they got together to plot how to destroy families.

Their shitty reputations preceeded them. The ambots were well known for tricking innocent people into attending their meetings where they promised financial freedom.

The ambots promised residual income would come rolling in forever.

And everybody would get rich as easy as pushing a button.

The first thing the ambot cult leaders had to do was brainwash the new recruits.

They had to brainwash them into believing that Amway is not a pyramid scheme.

They spent most of their 8pm meetings in denial that Amway is a pyramid scheme.

The rest of the meetings were spent giving “training” such as when it comes to tax time you can write off everything Amway against your regular income and receive a refund which is the only way possible to make money in the Amway scheme.

And once the ambot was well brainwashed the Amway cult leaders unleashed the big guns and brought their prophecy of destruction into the war games.

First off they brainwashed the ambots into giving them all their money, either by buying shitty overpriced Amway products or attending Amway functions or investing in the tool scam. They told the ambots to buy all these things on credit cards once they’d drained their bank accounts. The ambots mailboxes were littered with overdue notices from their creditors.

The next thing they knew ambots were facing bankruptcy.

And then because ambots had been trained by their cult leaders to skip a few mortgage payments if they needed the money to attend Amway functions and buy tools, the bank came knocking with some bad news. The house was being foreclosed.

The wife finally got pissed off and ran off with a guy who worked at McDonald’s because he made more money than her husband did working the Amway scam.

Now the ambots of Normal, USA had to sit back and take a closer look at the pyramid scheme they were involved in and realized it was impossible to make any money in Amway.

Wow! It had been a bad idea to let those ambots take over their town.

They never thought they could be scammed. Especially since it was good friend who had scammed them into Amway.

No money, no house, no marriage. The Amway path of destruction was complete and the ambots set forth to destroy another town called Fightback, USA. Too bad for the ambot warriors, the town people were waiting. Their mission? Seek and destroy the fucking Platinum cult leader! Score!!!!

The moral of the story is that ambots need to learn not to fuck with the wrong people!

Despicable Amway IBO Ambots Should Be Bitchslapped!

I am the voice of the wives of all ambots. You know those nasty, horrible, despicable brainwashed robots who go around bragging that they’re “business owners” because Amway gives their commissioned salespeople the bragging rights title of “Independent Business Owners”.

Well fuck you Amway. There’s a lot more to being a real business owner and running a legitimate business than scamming people into signing a restrictive Amway IBO registration agreement that takes away their rights as American citizens and human beings, forcing them to buy overpriced products, and making them shell out big bucks to attend Amway functions.

I prefer to save my fuck you’s for my former upline but I’ll just send out a big fuck you to Amway. Mostly that’s because I’m still pissed off that a big corporation like them that sends out phony ass propaganda that they “care” about people and then has their employees come into work on Monday December 26 2011 instead of doing the decent thing and giving them a day off and turning the Christmas weekend into a nice long 3 day weekend that most other businesses gave to their employees so they could spend more time with their families. You can read that post here where I slammed Amway for being such a big fucking asshole because their Grand Rapids employee at Alticor who ratted them out surfing the Internet and reading my blog instead of getting their work done. Get a clue! Pissed off employees = low moral = low productivity. Actions speak louder than words. Have a little compassion for your employees especially at Christmas time. Don’t take advantage of Christmas Day falling on a weekend to say tough shit that’s just how it goes.

OK now that I got my Amway corporation fuck you rant out of the way back to the fucking upline assholes.

Amway is very much a good old boy’s club. There are no women in a position of power. There are the wives of the Diamonds who sit on the stage looking adoringly at their husband while he spouts off motivational propaganda to the audience of ambots who paid big bucks to be brainwashed. There are no women running the show. Never. Even the lousy $10 meetings the Diamond speaker who showed up was always a man. No wife in sight for these little chump change meetings.

All the living room meetings were run by either the male Platinum or Emerald. The wives never spoke. Well, they might have spoke briefly if they happened to be in the room and the husband asked them to clarify something.

All the living room meetings we attended there would only be us and another couple, a lot of single guys in their 20’s, and one or two single women also in their 20’s. For the larger meetings where a Diamond showed up the room was still predominantly male, but a lot of wives accompanied their husbands, so maybe a quarter of the room would be female.

Us women can look around and get the picture real fast, especially after the speaker opens their mouth and there is usually no doubt left. We are listening to a male chauvinist pig. Happy there living in Stepford? Assholes!

Women like me have no tolerance for these new male playmates in our husband’s lives. For the most part they are nothing but a bunch of fucking troublemakers ordering our husbands to buy shitty overpriced Amway products, shelling out money to attend Amway functions, demanding his presence at every living room meeting, ordering him to do this that and the other. These new fucking Amway playmates are destroying our lives and our relationships. Theses fucking Amway playmates demand our husband’s time and his money and plenty of both.

If the relationships can tough it out, the only thing us women have on our side is time. Most IBO’s quit within a year of registering with Amway. Unfortunately a few brainwashed idiots might stick it out a little longer but most quit eventually, except for maybe less than 5%. That would be a horror factory indeed if a woman is unlucky enough to be married to an ambot that is one of very few who stays with it, forever believing the brainwashed bullshit about the thousands of dollars in residual income that will come rolling in every month for the rest of his life.

So on behalf of women everywhere who have been tortured by the Amway cult, a big fuck you to the asshole that sponsored our husbands into this mess. A big fuck you to our sponsor’s sponsor. A big fuck you to every person in between them and the fucked up sack of shit Platinum. The biggest fuck you goes to the Platinum who is the evil bastard who carries out most of the dirty work. There may or may not be any legs between the Platinum and the Emerald but I don’t want anyone to be neglected so a fuck you to any ambots inbetween. The Emeralds and the Diamonds can share in the fuck you’s too. Miserable lying sons of bitches that stand up on the stage and scam you out of your money and insult you and call you losers if you don’t keep plugging your cash into the Scamway system.

So there you have it. Not everyone out there believes the bullshit propaganda that you must submit to your upline and you must worship your upline. Fuck you to everyone that tries to force that down your throat! Not everyone loves and worships their Amway upline and has nice things to say about them! I am living proof of that one cursing out you nasty shithead ambots.

On behalf of ambot wives everywhere a collective fuck you to everyone in our upline. The lousy bastards who’ve cost us a lot of money, cost us to lose sleep, cost us divorces, cost us bankruptcy, cost us foreclosure, cost us happiness, cost us peace of mind. You fucking Amway troublemakers aren’t happy until you’ve found some way to destroy our lives.

Not all of us are silent. Watch me. I have a blog and I tell it like it is. The way I feel about you lousy upline bastards and what you say and what goes on at Amway meetings.

The women who don’t have a voice. The women who are stuck in the Amway hell. The women who don’t like to swear even though they really want to curse out their upline, the women who have had their lives disrupted or maybe even destroyed by whatever involvement their husband dragged them into the Amway cult.

I will speak up for you voiceless women. Your upline is my upline. We are all helplessly adrift in the same lifeboat. I will say it for you. The one thing we wish on you fucking Amway ambot assholes is that you are exposed for the lying, scamming, evil demons that you are and that you go through the same hell that you put us through.

A virtual bitch slap to every asshole Amway IBO who has ever signed up a downline. That downline is me! And its always really nice to know what people really think about you isn’t it?

Amway Treats Their Employees Like Shit?

Its no secret that Amway and upline IBO’s treat downline ambots like shit but what about Amway’s employees? Are the people who work for the various Amway and Alticor  offices and distribution warehouses and plants treated like shit too?

One would think a big company that claims to make billions of dollars a year and claims to be debt free would offer its employees a benefit program. Health, dental, eyeglasses, chiropractor, 401k or some kind of pension or retirement savings or stock options.

Maybe they do offer benefits to a select few employees. There are nasty companies out there who don’t give all employees benefits (I’ve worked for a couple of those!) and call employees temporary or part time so they can get out of paying benefits. Some of those employees have been around for years and might be working 40 hours a week but their employer won’t adjust their status to permanent due to whatever loophole they’ve discovered to avoid paying the extra money towards benefits.

I’ve worked for companies much smaller, say about 50 people or so, and got an excellent benefits package. All employees including part time got benefits. Some companies do treat all their employees well.

I recently had a former employee of Amway in Ada Michigan show up to say they’d left Amway after 20 years because they could no longer take their cult bullshit. Claims they’ve had record sales in the past 10 years. Who knows? Could be Amway’s bullshit propaganda and manipulating the books. Anyway the employees got nothing. No benefits. No bonuses. Treated like shit. But what else do you expect when you sign up with a scumbag employer who’s agenda is to rip people off with overpriced shitty products and cause financial and emotional distress to every life it affects.

And that is bullshit. There are a lot of companies who do profit sharing or some kind of bonus if sales are over the projection.

No wonder this former Amway employee refers to their former employer as a greedy ass.

And then I get further proof that Amway the employer is a greedy asshole. When it comes to Christmas and if it falls on a Sunday, businesses that are normally closed on Sunday typically take a day off on Monday instead and make it a 3 day long weekend. This past year 2011 December 25 fell on a Sunday. Around here a lot of businesses were closed on Monday December 26. Government employees, office employees, bank employees, etc. Retail stores, groceries, and gas stations were all open. Most of those businesses were closed on Christmas Day though. No different than anywhere else across the nation. Employers who actually care about their staff gave them a nice 3 day long weekend. So on Monday morning December 26 I get a visitor from Grand Rapids Alticor. Some really pissed off Amway employee who is working on Monday December 26 is fucking around surfing the Internet looking for dirt about their shitty employer instead of actually getting their work done. Ha ha! This employee is so fucking pissed off at its employer Amway keeping the office open for business on Monday December 26 instead of generously giving their employees a day off and a 3 day weekend like most other businesses who are normally closed on Sundays that s/he is getting revenge on Amway by not getting their work done. Really! As far as I’m concerned it takes a really lousy shitty bad ass employer to open their doors on December 26 following a weekend Christmas Day instead of doing what nice generous companies who care about their employees do and giving them an extra day off to spend with their families.

But this is Amway we’re talking about here. A company that is responsible for destroying families. I can see why they don’t give a shit about wanting their employees to have extra family time on their nickel.

But you know these insider glimpses got me thinking about the contact I’ve had with Amway employees and here I’ve only dealt with the customer service department which I refer to as the I-don’t-give-a-shit department. I get it that 80% of employees at any company barely like or really despise their employer and their job and without a doubt the only people I’ve dealt with at Amway have been in that 80%, maybe the bottom 20% of the ones who really hate working there. But with the former employee’s insight about the way the employees are treated I’m going to raise the bar and suggest that it is way more than 20% of Amway’s employees who hate working there. I mean that’s really shitty not to have any benefits when you see the lifestyle of the person who owns the company. I can see how that leads to a lot of angry employees. Not to mention no benefits and no extra day off for the Christmas weekend and I can understand there are a lot of angry Amway employees out there who must want to give a big old fuck you to their employer.

Angry employees = the fuck off attitude IBO’s get when they phone Amway head office for assistance.

Escape the Rat Race or become a Rat-Faced Amway IBO?

Want to start the New Year by finding a new career and becoming your own boss? That goal could be on some people’s New Year’s resolutions. Whatever you do don’t get involved in a scam like Amway or another MLM where less than 1% of the victims make money. And the only way they make money is by taking advantage and scamming money from their downline. There are other careers to consider, many that have smaller expenses than Amway. In the Amway scam it costs an average of $700/month to buy Amway products to reach minimum PV, buy monthly CD’s and books, attend functions, and travel expenses.

I read an article on Yahoo called 8 jobs to escape the rat race.

Many of these jobs listed can be done from your own home and seeing as how most people already own computers and cars they can get started fairly cheaply. Or at least the same cost as spending a year in the Amway hell hole throwing money at the great Amway gods who sit on top of the pyramid. I’ll do a quick comparison. After a year most people quit Amway and leave with nothing to show for it except debt, a deflated bank account, unhappiness, and emotional scars. Investing in yourself in a legitimate business opportunity can bring happiness, a new career, and possibly financial independence.

So here are the 8 jobs to escape the rat race that I read on Yahoo. I know people who do some of these jobs. I’ll list them off in the same order they’re in the Yahoo article:

1. Yoga teacher - I’ve done a lot of yoga classes and know several teachers. I know one teacher who rents a hall to hold classes several times a week and who also travels to her clients who don’t want a classroom experience. Some like to do yoga in their back yard or at the beach or other location to get in touch with nature. The person in the Yahoo article sells yoga videos. I’m not sure what kind of training is required to teach yoga. Most teachers I know have been yoga students for a long time and then just moved into teaching as a way of keeping themselves fit. Perhaps yoga studios and gyms require their teachers to have some sort of accreditation which can cost a few hundred dollars but teaching yoga independently may not require anything more than years of studying and sharing that knowledge. Drop in yoga classes cost about $10. Coincidentally the same amount as paying to go to an Amway meeting. The benefit is a yoga class lasts an hour opposed to Amway meetings that drag on for hours. Yoga classes are very quiet with soft background music and only the instructor speaking quietly helping the students through the poses. Unlike Amway meetings where the attendees are screaming “Yeah!” “Freedom!” “Hallelujah!” etc.

2. Massage therapist - There’s nothing like a good massage and I know several masseuses. Some have a mobile business and will come to your house with a folding massage table. Others work out of spas. And another has a home based business so people come to her house for various massages. They all charge about the same, about $100/hour once tax and tip is included so its pretty good money. They’ve all taken training to become massage therapists and learn various types of massages and dealing with injuries and the courses cost in the $5000 to $10,000 range to become a masseuse. So I would say for about the same amount of money most IBO’s waste in a year in Amway they could take classes to become a masseuse and have a lifetime career earning around $100/hour, choosing their hours, and possibly fairly little overhead once they’ve bought their equipment.

3. Technical writer - I don’t know anyone in this field. Expanding it out further there are all kinds of writers and most people can do this kind of business out of their house. There might be some classes to take, cost unknown, probably varies depending on what kind of writing but probably no overly formal, expensive training if one already has a talent for writing.

4. Make up artist - again this seems to be the kind of career that one could take training at or just years of experience and having a knack for this kind of work. I do not know anyone who is a make up artist but expanding it further I do know of a hair stylist who has a business set up in her basement. She went to hair cutting school years ago and I think its just a knack for styling hair, kind of like other artists. Years ago another friend of mine went to hair dressing school but had to drop out because she was allergic to coloring treatments so its not for everyone. Here I want to add that being an Amway IBO selling overpriced, low quality, lousy selection Artistry cosmetics and calling yourself a make up artist does not count!

5. Internet tutor - Not an occupation I know of anyone who does. Branching out I know someone who runs a home based computer repair business. He offers pick up and drop off service. I don’t know if he took any training or if he’s just one of these natural computer geeks who’s good at taking things apart and fixing them. Makes pretty good money doing this.

6. Social media consultant - Ah, now this is the kind of work that IBOFB does. Companies hire people like him to give them an Internet presence mostly hitting social media sites like blogging, commenting on other blogs, Twitter, Facebook and make them look good. Most companies want a positive image out on the world wide web and I see company consultants trying to solve customer service problems, offering giveaways, running contests, making apologies and trying to fix problems, that kind of thing. IBOFB has an uphill battle trying to take a company with a tarnished reputation and in trying to turn the image around has only succeeded in making himself and the Amway corporation look like a bunch of assholes. Those assholes have not made any attempt to do the right thing and refund people’s money and apologize for upline abuse. Their strategy is to lie, deny, and point fingers. But what else do you expect from scammers? Other social media consultants do a much better job but that comes from dealing with reputable companies who care about people and doing the right thing. No special training required, just have to be good at social media and good at dealing with people. Or suck at dealing with people and trying to straighten out problems as in Amway and IBOFB’s case! But then Amway is one of those rare companies who doesn’t give a shit that their victims are sharing their stories on the Internet and has no interest in talking to dissatisfied customers, fixing the problem, and refunding their money.

7. Private chef - A friend of mine runs a catering business mostly she can handle on her own or sometimes she has one or two people she brings in for larger events. She does this either in her own kitchen or if a hall is booked and has a kitchen there she might do some of the cooking on site. She also provides meals that can be frozen and then taken out and thawed, baked for people who have busy lives. She didn’t take any chef classes, just has a knack for cooking good meals.

8. Personal trainer - I know someone who is a personal trainer and runs a mobile business going to client’s homes or gyms. As weather permits she also runs fitness classes in local parks. Again low overhead but she did take classes and get accredited as a fitness instructor. Not sure how much those classes cost her to take, lets say around $5000. This is less than what some people waste a year chasing the Amway dream.

So I conclude that for about the same amount of money that people throw at the great Amway god in a year, they can start up their own business, often running it right out of their own home or going to client’s homes. And have a lifetime, or at least many years, worth of income generated from doing this business. Most IBO’s quit Amway in less than a year with losses of $5000 to $10,000.

New Year’s resolution? Stay the hell away from Amway and try one of the above careers. Your sanity and your bank account will thank you!