Monday, April 2, 2012
What to do in Honolulu Hawaii instead of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012
This year Amway WWDB is holding Spring Leadership in
Honolulu, Hawaii on April 28 and 29 2012 in the . Hawaii Convention Center
Oh oh! Conflict! WWDB Amway Spring Leadership is also happening the same weekend in
! Now that has got to fuck up some ambots who want to attend as many Spring Leadership brainwashing conferences as they can! Denver Colorado
I don’t even have to flip a coin. If Ambot was trying to decide between
Denver and Honolulu, all I can say is Waikiki here I come!
Hawaii is the type of place I can go to and just hang out at the pool or the beach and read my book and go swimming and I don’t really have to do anything else. You lousy ambot bastards go to Spring Leadership 2012 and I will hang out on
and be very happy, except knowing my Ambot is somewhere else getting brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders. Waikiki Beach
is the place to hang out. If you get tired of swimming or reading a book, take a surfing lesson or go on an outrigger canoe ride. These are the touristy things you came here to do so have fun! Waikiki Beach
I’d say everyone should go out to
Pearl Harbor. There are several tour operators who take visitors there usually in combination with some other kind of city tour. Most hotels will have information on tour companies. Or you can get to the visitor center yourself. Tickets are free and include a park ranger telling Pearl Harbor’s history and a ferry ride out to the memorial. Here’s some information including how to get there by bus. http://www.pacifichistoricparks.org/Pearl-Harbor-faqs.php
I always enjoy going to the
but its kind of a bugger getting there. General admission costs $49.95 and goes up from there depending on whether you want to add dinner, shows, island tour, etc. This is one attraction that its almost best to find a tour company that will pick you up at your hotel and drive you out there for the day and bring you home again. Polynesian Cultural Center
Some people like to go hiking at
. http://www.hawaiistateparks.org/parks/oahu/index.cfm?park_id=15 Diamond Head State Park
And my things to do list on any city where Amway WWDB is holding a function is never complete unless I can find a zoo! Yes,
Zoo! Costs $14 if you’re over 13 years old or $6 if you’re younger. Honolulu
Go to a luau! Beats whatever food they’re slopping up at Spring Leadership. Oh, I guess that would be none. You got to find a nearby eating establishment if you’re hungry or buy an overpriced hot dog and drink at the arena’s concession. Oh well. Ambots are used to overpaying for things, one of the joys of being in the Amway cult and getting used to being ripped off. Back to the luaus. There are more than I can possibility count. Almost every hotel on
offers one. Pick one and enjoy some roasted pig and poi. No really. Everyone goes for the entertainment not the food. Some give you a free mai tai when you arrive. Probably get lei’d too! Waikiki Beach
The International Marketplace in
Waikiki seems to get bigger and bigger everytime I go there. This is the place to find all your kitschy souvenirs. I bought one of my favorite t-shirts ever in this mall! There’s usually some free entertainment going on here too. http://www.internationalmarketplacewaikiki.com/ Hawaii
Hilo Hattie is still alive and well in
! This is the place to buy Hawaiian themed clothes! I have a Hilo Hattie shirt in my closet that I still haul out whenever I’m going to a Honolulu themed party. Everyone should have one ! They sell other things too. I bought cans of macadamia nuts and chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies here for good prices. You’ll find other discount souvenirs like coffee mugs. Oh yes, I’m sure I got my free Hilo Hattie coffee mug somewhere in the house still. There’s a free trolley. Here’s the page for the trolley schedule. http://www.hilohattie.com/info/Trolley.aspx Hawaii
Oh come on really.
thrives on tourism. You go there for the sun and the surf. Nobody goes to Hawaii and needs Anna Banana to tell them what to do. But here’s a couple of tips: Hawaii
Pack the sunscreen.
Avoid Amway WWDB Spring Leadership!
And now I need to get a few more keywords in for WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2012. I have already covered better things to do in
Las Vegas, Spokane, Washington DC and instead of spending $125 on a ticket to this Amway function. The cities I haven’t covered yet are Denver Calgary and . Oh joy! Minneapolis
Spring Leadership sucks!
Nothing like wrecking your Hawaiian vacation by attending an Amway function!