Ambots Paranoid About Lazy

I get the usual bullshit amspeak from ambots who show up here and feel inclined to leave a comment: quitter, loser, negative, dreamstealer, unchristian, lazy, didn’t try hard enough, etc, etc, etc!!!!!!

Today I thought I’d write a post about ambots paranoia about their perception of lazy.

According to ambots that description belongs to people who quit Amway. Lazy.

Typical judgemental ambots.

Pointing fingers. And them fingers are pointing the wrong way you lazy ambots. You really think you’re going to become millionaires by working 10 to 15 hours a week even though your upline will deny deny deny deny deny deny that Amway is a get rich quick scheme. Making $100,000 in 3 months, 6 months, a year whatever time period the assholes in the Amway upline quote is pretty quick to most people. Amway is a get rich quick scheme for lazy people.

Most people who run their own businesses work long hours, maybe work every day of the week. These could be the same people who tried Amway and didn’t work out for them so they decided not to waste any more money and quit to focus on their real business and real income. Ambots point fingers and accuse them of quitting cause they’re lazy. Lazy ass ambots who have likely never owned their own business and know what hard work is really like. And no. Putting on a suit and spending hours on phone calls and texts with the assholes in your Amway upline and pretending you own an Amway business does not make you a real business owner.

Back to lazy. Years ago a coworker told me that she was over at a friend’s house and the kitchen wasn’t clean. According to my coworker there is no reason why a kitchen can’t be clean. If you don’t keep your kitchen clean then you’re lazy. I disagreed with her. For all she knew her friend had spent 30 minutes cleaning the kitchen and it was clean enough for her. What my coworker, her friend, and I think of as a clean kitchen could be miles apart. What’s clean for one person may not be clean enough for someone else. Doesn’t mean they’re lazy. Just different standards for clean. They got it clean enough and moved on to do something else.

Just because someone isn’t doing something that maybe they should be getting done doesn’t make them a lazy person. It just means they ended up doing something else instead of doing what they should have got done.

When we were in Amway there were a lot of unemployed ambots and ambots who got fired. A person who stopped by recently to leave a comment here said he had to fire an ambot. The usual reasons I think I’ve covered before. When you hire an ambot they’ve got better things to do than get the work done they’re paid to do. The better things they’ve got to do are taking/responding to phone calls and texts from the assholes in their Amway upline and harassing their coworkers to sign up, come to meetings, buy Amway products. Some people could look at ambots as lazy. Others that they’ve got better things to do with their time.

I know if I was paying someone to get a job done and they were busy doing other stuff instead I’d be pissed.

Bottom line if people are lazy that doesn’t affect my life one way or the other. Unless of course I was paying them to do a job.

So why are ambots so fixated on lazy? Why do they give a flying fuck if someone is lazy? How does it affect their life if someone is lazy? Why do they automatically label people who quit Amway as lazy? Why do they bother leaving comments on my blog that I am lazy because I quit Amway? Because they’re repeating the bullshit that the fucking assholes in their Amway upline say! Have to justify why all these people quit Amway. Couldn’t be that the person figured out it’s a scam and they’re not making money? Not according to brainwashed ambots. Its cause they’re lazy and that’s why they didn’t make money. Has nothing to do with the odds of actually making money only being a fraction of 1% of IBO’s who sign up.

If an ambot tries to prospect you into Amway just tell them right off you’re lazy and you know that ambots go nutso and judgemental when it comes to what they perceive as lazy people so you know Amway will not be a good fit.

Yeah we can throw it right back in those fucking ambot’s faces!

Lazy ass ambots need not apply!

Just because someone chooses not to do something or doesn’t do it to your standards doesn’t make them lazy. Just means it was good enough for their own standards or that they had something better to do.

Just cause someone isn’t in Amway doesn’t make them lazy. Just means they’ve got better things to do with their time and money. So fuck off judgemental ambots!

Amway Makes More Millionaires than Microsoft???!!!

I had some dumb ass ambot show up to leave a comment that more millionaires have come out of Amway than Microsoft.

Just one of these outrageous claims that ambots make. Most likely heard it from their upline and are duplicating what they said. Really if Amway creates more millionaires than Microsoft or any other well known company for that matter head office would be bragging about it on their web page or in business magazines.

Of course no ambot seems able to back up that lie with a list of Amway millionaires and Microsoft millionaires. Which is why its my guess that Amway’s head office doesn’t go around making outrageous claims that are unverifiable. They leave that dirty work to the lying ambots!

It seems logical, but a claim that I can not verify, that Amway has made millionaires of the company owners and their heirs.

I don’t have no proof that any Amway Diamonds are millionaires. Amway literature states the average Diamond earns around $150,000/year.  A nice income but it’ll take many years of saving and investing to reach millionaire status with whatever disposable income is left over from 150k after taxes, Amway, and living expenses have been paid. The Diamonds highest up on the pyramid who sell tickets to functions to hear them speak, sell CDs of themselves preaching the Amway gospel, and sell books and other bullshit they refer to as business materials could conceivably become millionaires off those proceeds if they have enough people in their downline buying them. There are probably people in Amway who have become millionaires independently of Amway – inheritance, lottery winnings, income from their primary job, smart investments, etc – and maybe some desperate ambots think of them as Amway-made millionaires.

Just because someone says or gives the impression that they’re a millionaire due to Amway you can't believe everything those Amway liars say. These ambots aren’t posting their net worth statements and supporting documentation up on the Internet.

Here’s a little secret for you ambots. Just because someone in your upline tells you other ambots further upline are millionaires it ain’t necessarily true. Just because someone lives in a fancy house with sports cars and shows photos of walking the beaches of the world and gives the impression they are millionaires doesn’t mean they’re not up to their asses in debt and one step away from declaring bankruptcy.

Any ambot who wants to provide a list of Amway millionaires and a list of Microsoft millionaires to back up their claims is welcome to do so!

Angry Ambots

The angriest people I’ve ever met in my life are Amway ambots.

Oh sure when you meet them for the first time they’ll have these dumb ass ambot grins on their face and they’ll love bomb you. They put on this phony ass act whenever there are people in the room who are not cult members. Gotta bullshit the prospects into thinking everything is all nicey nice.

But once you get to know these Amway assholes they are angry ambots!

And there’s plenty to be angry about when you’re stuck inside the Amway cult. Ambots have been brainwashed to devote all their time and money to their Amway cult leaders. They’ve been brainwashed to believe that people who are not members of the Amway cult are evil dreamstealers and to stay away from them, cutting out existing relationships with family and friends. They’re being told they must ask permission before doing anything so they are no longer able to do fun activities they enjoyed before becoming a cult member. They are “investing” all this money in “the business” and only seeing a return of $10 or so each month and that’s only if they consistently purchase about $300 worth of Amway products every month. I’m not counting a few hundred dollars more that must be flushed down the toilet with the Amway tool scam buying tickets to functions and CDs and books and other bullshit propaganda. The only people making a profit on those materials are the Diamonds sitting on top of the pyramid and there ain’t no room for no one else up there.

Wiping out your savings account and driving up the credit card debt are reasons enough to make ambots angry.

Then the ambot wants to quit. Then the Amway cult leader starts riding their ass. “You can’t quit now not when success is right around the corner. You’re about to go really big really soon I can feel it.” So the ambot believes the brainwashing message and sticks around to keep losing money and keep getting angrier.

And then the assholes in the Amway upline reinforce their message to the ambots:

“This Amway business is so easy that any fucking moron can succeed at it.”

“If you’re not making money in Amway then you’re not trying hard enough.”

“Only lazy people don’t make money in Amway.”

“If you don’t make money in Amway then you’re a loser.”

And on and on come the messages that only serve to make ambots angry. The Amway upline are the most fucking negative bastards around. Way to go to promote moral in your team!

Family and friends try to reason with the ambot. The ambot gets angry with them. Angry because somewhere deep down the ambot knows these people are right but the ambot can never admit that someone who is not in Amway is telling the truth and is right about something. So the ambot lashes out their anger at anyone who is trying to get them to understand the truth about the Amway and understand that they’re being scammed out of their money.

That would mean the ambot’s beloved Amway cult leaders are full of bullshit and are a bunch of fucking liars. That makes the ambot angry when they figure out they’ve been tricked and scammed.

Amway is no fun and that makes ambots angry.

The longer an ambot stays in Amway the longer they have to put up being bullied by the assholes in their upline and that makes ambots angry.

Don’t want to be angry no more? Get the hell out of Amway!

A Room Full of Winners!

At the Amway meetings I attended everyone was constantly reaffirmed (brainwashed) they were a “winner”. A winner simply by showing up! I was sitting in a roomful of winners! Wow!

 

Gag!!!!

 

Based on Amway definitions I guess it turns out I was always under the false impression that a winner was a person who actually wins something. Based on my definition I bet I was probably the biggest winner in the room. My first prize? A cake in a cakewalk! I’ve won countless small prizes in raffles and radio and TV contests like books, concert tickets, and Starbuck’s gift cards. I’ve won cash, maybe totalling$1000 several times on radio contests over the years years. I’ve even won a couple of trips from company Christmas parties where they purchased or got an airline to donate prizes.

 

How come I never win the lotteries for those million dollar houses???!!!!

 

I’d say I have a better track record than the rest of the room when it comes to being a winner. I’ve made more money on contests than I ever did in Amway! With no money invested. Just a little time. Not even 10 to 15 hours a week!

 

Everyone else in the room is a “winner” just because they showed up to the 8pm warrior meeting wearing a business suit.

 

Oh I get it! The winner is the person who catches the most prospects! The prize is the adoring affection of the Platinum.

 

No that can’t be right. The winners in this room rarely brought prospects. No adoring affection for any of them. Instead everyone was on the receiving end of the Platinum’s scorn.

 

The real winners? Those of us who said: “Fuck you. I’m outta here.”

 

Whatever happened to that roomful of “winners”? Are they winning or are they losing?

 

Some of those winners are still hanging in there losing their money and losing their downline. The rest of the winners hopped on the fuck you bandwagon.

Slice and Dice!

Getting back to being Amway WWDB FED up at the Bren Center in Irvine after hanging out behind the scenes for a bit Joecool and I wandered around the halls and arena area mingling with ambots. Well not really mingling more like blending in and watching the poor bastards. Its really sad and pathetic how these ambots are brainwashed to believe those bastards lying to them from the stage and how they have they doubt that in a couple of years they’ll be rich too and they’ll be on the stage speaking to everyone. That’s a tiny fraction of 1% of ambots who get to the stage level. Can’t you assholes get that through your heads! There’s not enough room at the top of the pyramid for all of you!!! And the ones at the top don’t want to share the wealth!

Didn’t spend too much time inside the auditorium where we could see the speakers. All I heard was the same bullshit I heard a long time ago so we went back to the hall. Actually you couldn’t get away from those bastards. I could hear them everywhere I went. Hear them not really understand what they were saying.

We’d seen enough. Enough to know that nothing changes. Enough to hear some bastard from the stage tell the same bullshit about how he worked at a gas station and his wife was a waitress and then some dear friend showed them the plan and then they got into “the business” and now they can buy anything they want. Puke. How many versions of that story can those bastards tell. All the while carefully avoiding the A word.

We left.

Went not too far away to get a cold drink. That would be soft drink not a real drink even though that wasn’t out of the question either it was just too early! I thought it was far enough away not to run into any ambots. Dumb me. A few blocks wasn’t far enough! There’s a bunch of suits in there. The ambots have descended! And what the fuck are you doing abandoning this function that your upline was riding your asses not to miss! The must go to event of the year. Not to be missed. And here you are missing it?

Then some of those ambot assholes are looking at us like hawks. Fresh meat!

Joecool suggests we take a table near some of them so we can hear them.

Mostly they’re drooling about how rich they’re going to be and what they’re going to spend their money on and bragging about their PV and how many downline they’re going to sign up when they get home.

It takes about 3 minutes for an ambot to make the mistake of approaching us.

Tells me he likes my shirt and wants to know where I bought it. I don’t remember so I tell him Target. And just in case anyone is wondering there is nothing spectacular about my shirt. Its light blue with a v neck. Buy one just like it anywhere I’m sure.

Then he asks where I work. Oh shit. I’m getting hit with FORM. So I decide to have some fun. Ha ha! What else do you do with an ambot asshole!

So I tell him we work at the Bren Events Center not too far away and we’re finally off shift and he wouldn’t believe what’s going on there. A bunch of fucking assholes listening the biggest bullshitters I’ve ever seen in my life. He looks shocked. Whether its at my language or my describing the people he loves and worships I don’t know. And don’t give a shit either!

So then he says wouldn’t you like not to have to go to work everyday.

I say I’d like that but my parole officer would be really pissed when he finds out I’m not going to work and I’ll probably get sent back to prison. Then I tell him that both of us are on this prisoner return to society work program as part of our early release from prison.

The guy looks nervous now that he realizes he’s talking to jailbirds. But he’s curious and he asks me what I was in prison for. That’s the problem with nosy ambots they can’t mind their own business!

I saw the movie Double Jeopardy not too long ago and inspiration strikes. I remember that scene where Ashley Judd is in the library and this guy is hitting on her and how she tells him she killed her husband so he’ll take off.

So I say murder, slice and dice. That my husband and I were sailing near Santa Cruz Island and I stuck him with a knife and kept slicing him. The ambot looks like he’s about to piss his pants but before he can get away I point to Joecool and ask don’t you want to know what he was in prison for? The ambot says no and gets the hell away from us. Whispers something to the other ambots and they all leave.

Yeah we had a good laugh over that!

What else can you do with ambots but make assholes out of them!

We were planning to go back on Sunday for awhile cause Joecool wanted to see what they’re doing in the Sunday morning worship session but something came up and I couldn’t go. And that got me thinking about all those ambots stuck in the brainwashing convention. If something came up for any of them, an emergency, a special function, what have you none of them would leave FED to go do what they should be doing instead of wasting their time, money and brain cells in an Amway function.

Better Things to do in Denver Colorado than Amway WWDB FED 2012

One of the places that Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding Free Enterprise Days is at the Colorado Convention Center in Denver Colorado. WWDB FED will be held there from October 26 to 28, 2012.

Its time to come up with some better things to do in Denver instead of attending the Amway brainwashing conference. Hell sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be a much better option than getting FED up listening to a bunch of Ken and Barbies spout off their Amspeak bullshit!

As usual my blog is getting tons of hits from ambots desperate to find information on how they can love and worship their cult leaders and hand over all their money to them. Its not my fault that Amway WWDB is so secretive about keeping this information away from the ambots who want to learn more so they have to come here for the information they seek.

Here’s my advice. Don’t go! There are better things to do in Denver! And lower priced!

October is a little early for skiing but I’ve found some other things to do.

Denver Zoo - Most of the places Amway holds functions have a zoo. Coin toss! Should I visit the baboons at the Denver Zoo or the baboons stomping across the stage at Amway WWDB FED? Admission is $15 or slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 years or younger than 12 years. A couple could spend a day at the zoo and go out for a really nice dinner all for less than the cost of one $125 ticket to FED. http://www.denverzoo.org/

Denver Art Museum - if you’re into looking at works of art this is the place to be. It costs $13. Slightly cheaper if you’re a Colorado resident, a senior or a student. Where’s that coin for the toss? Museum or zoo? Goodbye Picasso hello lions. http://www.denverartmuseum.org/

Wings Over The Rockies Air and Space Museum - I’ve visited a few aircraft museums and this is something I’d consider seeing as how I still haven’t gotten over the Spruce Goose being moved out of Long Beach! Not that its in Colorado. I think it went somewhere in Oregon. Admission is $11. Slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 or under 12. On Sunday afternoon October 28, ditch those lousy bastards brainwashing you at FED and go to the Haunting at the Hangar instead. http://www.wingsmuseum.org/

Molly Brown House Museum - If you’re a Titanic trivia buff you’ll enjoy this museum where the unsinkable Molly Brown lived. Admission is $8, slightly cheaper for other age groups. But the good news is if you’re in Denver for FED on Friday and Saturday night October 26 and 27 from 6pm to 9pm the house is hosting an evening called Victorian Horrors. Lets see. We have our choice. Going to an evening of Amway horrors for $125 or going to an evening of Victorian horrors for $18. I know which one I’m choosing! http://www.mollybrown.org/

Elitch Gardens - October is Fright Fest month at the theme park. Tickets are $49.99 for the full experience. A little pricey but still costs less than going to Free Enterprise Days. So you’ve got your choice. Fright Fest at an amusement park or fright fest listening to Amway Diamonds! http://elitchgardens.com/frightfest-2012/

Want to do some shopping? Denver’s 16th Street Mall is a much better place to spend the day than stuck inside an auditorium listening to a bunch of aging Diamonds who use Amway functions to make their real money. Free shuttle buses and free Wifi anywhere up and down the pedestrian mall. A little too late for Amway FED but the mall is having a candy exchange on November 2. Can you imagine ambots showing up there and what they’d be exchanging! http://16thstreetmalldenver.com/

How Sick is it To Sneak Into An Amway Function?

I’m sure everyone wants to know what kind of sick demented bastards would want to sneak into an Amway brainwashing conference!

Ha ha!

My contact who is friends with the son of a friend of mine wasn’t available on Friday night so Joecool and I had to settle for the Saturday shift.

I won’t say what my new best buddy job is but he can pretty much go anywhere in the Bren Events Center and no one will question him so we tag along behind the scenes. At one point he takes a phone call and steps away from us. We’re backstage but not behind the stage and not near any of those bastards who are going up on the stage to brainwash the masses. I can hear the crowd screeching or maybe they were chanting during the brainwashing sessions. Hard to tell at these Amway events. This Amway bastard in a suit practically jumps out of the shadows on top of us. He’s glaring at us. Or maybe he was sneering. Kind of hard to tell with these ambots.

“Who are you?” The Amway asshole demands.

“What’s it to you.” I said.

Can’t argue with that kind of logic so the bastard backs off and I don’t see him again. Probably some sack of shit Platinum who’s been assigned to patrol the hallways for renegade ambots who want to rush the Diamonds and assure them of their undying love and devotion.

Uh no fear of that from me!

A little later I see a clipboard lying on a table in an empty room. I pick it up and carry it around trying to look official but mostly I hang onto it cause its got some interesting bullshit on it that I can probably use at some later date. Our contact is still with us when we walk down a hall. Keep in mind that this area is not accessible to the ambots. You gotta be a Diamond or involved in some kind of indentured servitude to one or employed by Bren. Gotta keep them riff raff lowly ambots out of this area.

Then my friend stops us outside a closed door. There’s yelling going on. Men. But we can’t hear what they’re saying. Just angry words coming through every now and then. He actually puts his ear to the door and is practically killing himself laughing. He says sounds like 3 of them in there fighting about money. Joecool says its probably the ticket sales to the function. What else do Diamonds fight about? Then this woman comes flying around the corner. She’s in this gown and would probably be overdressed if she showed up at an Oscar party. Like where do you think you are? I thought about it too late but afterwards I thought I should have told her there was a dog show here last week and she just stepped in some dog shit. Have no idea if there were any dogs here last week or not but there sure was one standing in front of me! She puts her hands on her hips and stares at us and in an icy tone goes excuse me I’m going in there. She’s bitchy all right but for whatever reason she doesn’t seem to give a shit that we’re trying to hear what’s going on in that room. My contact says he’s going in there too because it sounds like a fight and he wants to make sure that no one is in danger. The bitch tells him to mind his own business. He goes in anyway and Joecool and I are left standing there. We back off a bit. Can’t hear anything going on in there anyway now that an outsider is in there. One of those lowly people with a dreaded J.O.B. Like maybe its contagious. He comes out after two or three minutes, shuts the door, and shakes his head and mutters something about these being the biggest morons he’s ever had to deal with.

That was about as exciting as it got. Have more stuff but its Amway shit and not too exciting and not really my thing to blog about. That was the only day we got in and we didn't stay too long. Its too life draining spending time anywhere that ambots are. We were planning to go on Sunday but something came up and that was the end of it.

Operation FED Up!

Woo hoo! Joecool and I have met in person. Had a lot of fun chatting about our Amway experiences and other stuff. Neat guy!

I have a connection who’s getting us into the Bren Events Center in Irvine where the WWDB Amway brainwashing convention is being held. Should be sickening seeing brainwashed ambots worship their cult leaders and listening to whatever bullshit is being spouted from the stage. I bet I’ve heard it all before! And I'll be just like you people gotta listen to us. You ain't gonna make no money at this scam no matter how many lies your upline tells you about how you'll be rolling in dough if you just stick it out a little longer. Free Enterprise Days. FED. Major function. Gotta get my keywords in!

Don’t worry. We won’t be there long enough that we’ll require deprogramming! Besides I have no desire to run into any of the assholes I used to know in Amway.

Just a little information gathering. Maybe have a little fun. Maybe!

 

101 More Ways to Piss off an IBO

Had so much fun with the original post that I had to carry it through with a little help from some of the people who left comments

            

1.      Are you one of those assholes that sells Amway shit?

2.     How does your wife feel about you being in Amway?

3.     How much time do your children spend with babysitters and daycare because you’re too busy with your Amway business to spend any time with them?

4.     How much debt have you gone into because of Amway?

5.     Does your upline ever give you money?

6.     Did some half wit Platinum give you a piece of his mind and you held on to it?

7.     You’ve got to pay to attend seminars so Amway can teach you how to be a commissioned salesperson? Don’t most companies provide free training?

8.     How do your upline Diamonds split the profits from the tool scam money?

9.     What’s  it like having everyone laugh at you when you say you’re in Amway?

10. You seem awfully consumed by an unnatural desire for materialistic things.

11.   If it's really your own business, then why does your upline control more of your life than my boss does at my J.O.B.?

12. If I’m the broke loser, how come I own my house outright while you are begging family for money to avoid foreclosure?

13.  If your Amway upline Diamond asked you to drink a glass of Kool-Aid, would you do it without question? Even if his name was Jim Jones?

14. Does it bother you that the “fake it til you make it” quote sounds like an old bedroom joke?

15.  What proof do you have that 95% of the population is dead or broke by age 65?

16. How fast did you lose your friends thanks to Amway?

17.  When my childhood friend told me there really wasn't a Santa Claus or Easter Bunny, was he being a dream-stealer or just telling the truth?

18. Who do you like better? Ken or Barbie?

19. Amway IBO’s are lowlife scumsucking bastards.

20.I couldn’t possibly join your Amway scam. I’m not a liar.

21. It’ll cost me an extra $50 a month to have an Amway web page?

22. Does it make you feel superior to others when you sneer at them for having a job?

23.I’m a compassionate human being who cares about others. You’re an Amway ambot.

24.I was watching the Stepford Wives last night and I thought about you.

25.Where are the other 2 stooges?

26.Are you always this stupid or are you just quoting your Amway upline?

27.Why do people in Amway have such a low opinion of others?

28.You want to show me a board plan? I’m busy now. Can you come back and bore me some other time? Like twenty years from now.

29.You’re in Amway? You must have some obscene desire to have people hate you.

30.Go ahead and tell me everything that’s good about Amway. Oh you’re second is up!

31.  Look up idiot in the dictionary. The definition is people who are involved in Amway.

32.You never used to be this stupid until you got involved in Amway.

33. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people get scammed into Amway.

34.Are all ambots a big an asshole as you or are you just making a big effort today?

35. You’re living proof that people in Amway are brainwashed.

36.I used to think you were a pain in the ass but now that you’re involved in Amway my opinion of you has lowered.

37. I would ask how much money you make in Amway but I know you’re going to lie to me.

38.You don’t want to talk to me. I’m the dreaded dream stealer!

39.What do you mean I’m fat and should go on the Amway Trim diet plan? You’re a fucking inconsiderate Amway bastard. At least I can lose weight.

40.Don’t you ever get tired of being an ambot asshole?

41. You sound like you’re possessed by a sack of shit Platinum.

42. I’ve come across Satan worshippers who are less offensive than you Amway ambots.

43.What makes an ambot tick? I sure hope its a bomb!

44. Is your family happy that you don’t come home at night because you’re at Amway meetings?

45.You used to be a nice person. Then you joined Amway.

46.You say you’ll go far one day thanks to Amway? Why don’t you go far right now and stay there?

47.Must you leave so soon? I was about to put cyanide in the XS.

48.You’re in Amway? Is there medication for that?

49.Thanks for pointing out that I have a J.O.B.

50.You signed up with Amway? You’re as dumb as you look.

51.  We all sprang from apes but you ambots didn’t spring far enough.

52.The only skill you’ll ever get from being in Amway is the art of being rude and obnoxious.

53. Don’t you have a night owl to run off to?

54.I don’t know what makes you Amway ambots so dumb but whatever it is really works.

55. If jobs are so bad why do you think people have them?

56.I thought people who joined Amway did it to avoid spending time with their families.

57. I’m out of my mind because I won’t join Amway? At least I’ve still got one.

58.I might have a shitty job but anything’s better than being an ambot.

59.Why are you pretending to talk into your cell phone?

60.I’ve had enough of hearing about how awesome Amway is. No pyramid scheme is awesome.

61. If you ambots find it hard to laugh at yourselves the rest of us will do it for you.

62. Oh shit. The fuck up ambot is visiting again!

63.When can I come to an Amway board plan? How about never. Works for me!

64. Don’t you have an Amway cult leader you need to run off to and worship?

65.You wanna hear my dreams? It involves duct taping your mouth.

66.What am I? An ambot magnet?

67.Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a Satanist. My daddy!

68.Why are you ambots the biggest bunch of dumb asses around?

69.You’re starting to make sense. Go back and get more instructions from your Amway cult leader.

70.If I join Amway I have to be all nicey nice to everyone? Do I look like a fucking people person?

71.  I used to be in Amway. I started out with nothing and I ended up with even less.

72.The only ambots who aren’t as annoying as you are already dead.

73. I’m trying to imagine how you’d be if you weren’t a brainwashed ambot.

74.Amway’s got too many freaks.

75. If I throw a stick will you leave?

76.You ambots are not as bad as people say. You are worse!

77. Are you brain dead?

78.You’re not as obnoxious as other people. Thanks to Amway you’re obnoxious in a different and worst way.

79.Calling you ambots stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

80.Why are you ambots so devoted to spreading brainwashed bullshit?

81. Don’t you realize there’s enough hate in this world without you ambots giving us more reasons?

82. Ever since you became an ambot you have more faces than Sybil!

83.How did you get ambots get here? Who left the cage open?

84.How can you tell when an Amway IBO is lying? His lips are moving!

85.I can’t talk to you right now. Tell me where you’ll be in 2 to 5 years.

86. I heard what you said. I just don’t give a flying fuck.

87.I’d rather pass a kidney stone than go to an Amway meeting with you.

88.If I want any more shit out of you should I just go ahead and squeeze your head?

89. As an Amway ambot your mission in life is to make everyone hate you.

90. Why do I have to pay admission to listen to a bunch of brainwashed ambots?

91. You ambots need to learn from your parent’s mistakes. Use birth control!

92. Obviously you’ve mistaken me for someone who gives a shit about Amway.

93.What do you mean Perfect Water came from the Fountain of Knowledge?

94. Talk is cheap but those Amway products sure aren’t.

95.They just invented a new coffin for Amway IBO’s that just goes over the head. It's for ambots who are dead from the neck up.

96. What you ambots lack in intelligence you more than make up for in stupidity.

97.When you die, I'd like to go to your Amway funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

98. You Amway IBO’s are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a rabbit’s ass.

99. You ambots are living proof that shit can grow legs and walk.

100.Everyone hates you Amway IBO’s so much that when you walk into a Taco Bell everyone inside runs for the border.

101.You Amway IBO’s start at the bottom of the pyramid and then its all downhill from there.

I had more ways to piss off an IBO but once again I forced myself to stop when I hit 101! Ha ha!