Have a Happy and Amwayless New Year!

I hope everyone has been enjoying the holiday season.

Not everyone who has someone in Amway has been enjoying the holidays. It was very sad on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that I had readers whose lives are being destroyed by Amway stop by and spend hours reading my blog. It was sad how many people had to spend this time reading my blog instead of spending this time with their loved ones who are obviously in Amway and ambots prefer to hang out with other ambots in other words only hang out with people their Amway cult leader gives them permission to hang out with. I hope reading my blog brought them some comfort in knowing they are not alone in this helpless feeling they have knowing that Amway is destroying their lives and it seems they are powerless to stop it.

Amway is a horrible evil that can descend on anyone’s home. People whose only Christmas wish that their loved one gets the hell out of the Amway cult. Christmas is usually when people spend time with their loved ones. Unfortunately Amway is all about destroying families and people turn to the Internet to find assistance from others who have gone through this miserable time in their lives.

To those people who are dealing with loved ones inside the Amway cult, I hope 2013 is a better year for you and your loved one sees the light real soon and gets out of Amway before too much more emotional and financial damage is done.

To all my readers…… I wish you a happy and prosperous and Amway-free 2013!

Happy New Year!

Amway Ambots Are Automatic Medical Professionals

Hi Anna Banana,

Thanks for your blog; this type of information does need to be out there! This story sounds horrible; I have a brother who’s really deep into this too. He goes around telling everyone they are idiots for paying for medical care, when they can simply add food-supplements to their meals and rid of all their ailments! These people are insane, do they realize WE ALL need medical care at some point in our lives, something you will never be able to get ‘over-the-counter’ anywhere! Sometimes I just don’t understand how some people can be so stupid.

I’ve been seeing a lot of similar comments left on my blog recently and that tells me its time to revisit this whole issue of how just because someone is in Amway that means they now have an automatic medical diploma and are qualified to give out medical advice. And of course anyone who will not take the ambot’s medical advice are “idiots” the old ambot solution of insulting anyone who doesn’t take part in the scam!

I get a lot of searchers who end up at my blog using criteria of some Amway product will cure cancer, high blood pressure, heart problems, and just about every medical condition.

I have readers leave comments that someone they know in Amway has convinced family members to stop taking medication for serious medical conditions and substitute it with Amway supplements and other products.

Being an Amway IBO is a license to write your own medical degree! Or so the assholes in your upline will convince you. But yeah I saw over and over again evidence of how being in Amway now means you are an expert in EVERYTHING.

You know. Fake it till you make it.

Amway is all about lies. If an ambot is telling you that your medical condition can be cured by taking Amway products, this is all part of the Amway bullshit propaganda machine that works full force to scam people out of their money and give them false hope. The Amway propaganda machine are the Amway cult leaders and their followers who spout off lies and bullshit. Snake oil salesmen have been around for decades. They just made a resurgence when they signed up with Amway!

Amway ambots have no conscience or morals. They will scam and lie to anyone to make a buck to try to recover some of the tons of money they’ve thrown at the Amway pyramid scheme.

Of course an Amway ambot is going to lie and tell a potential customer that cancer can be cured with Amway products so they can make money. Lying little bastards that Amway assholes are!

Amway is all about selling the hope.

People who have incurable diseases or even diseases that aren’t life threatening but are painful or progress downhill are looking for hope. Any miracle cure. Amway assholes with their snake oil products are there to scam patients out of their money and lie to them about how they’ll be feeling better soon.

I can’t tell you how many times we were consulted for medical advice by ambots in our line. We took a one day first aid course about 20 years and have watched just about every episode of ER. Well the ones with George Clooney more than once!  Anyway these 2 things made us the highest qualified medical experts in our Amway line and ambots would come to us seeking advice. Well fuck I’m not qualified to give any medical advice but these bastards would come to us for second opinions! Go to another doctor! A real doctor who went to a real university and earned a real degree from a real medical school. Not from someone who likes to watch doctors on TV. I shit you not it was amazing how ambots are medical experts who can dispense medical advice and believe (brainwashed) of their qualifications simply by virtue of the fact that they are in Amway. An IBO card = Amway medical degree.

I’ve had readers leave comments expressing concern for loved ones who have been convinced to stop taking their prescribed medicine from real doctors for major medical conditions because an ambot has convinced them that Amway products will cure them. Yeah cure them right into the grave.

Amway ambots are lying bastards who don’t give a flying fuck about nothing except their greedy pursuit to become rich and retire and walk the beaches of the world in 2 to 5 years.

Someone with cancer needs to listen to their doctor. Maybe get a 2nd or 3rd or 4th opinion and take traditional medical treatments. Sure some cancer patients try alternative holistic cures too but they can not abandon surgery or chemotherapy or prescription drugs just because some fucking Amway asshole convinces them if they drink a case of Perfect Water a week it will flush the cancer out of their body.

Amway of course turns the other way and refuses to take responsibility for the actions of their representatives which will probably end them up on the wrong side of a lawsuit anyway because they’re responsible for the actions of their sales force.

Ambots are instructed to lie to people to get them to buy Amway products. And fuck it to anyone who gets hurt for taking ambot medical advice.

The fact that people are searching the Internet looking for proof to back up claims that Amway products cure cancer and other diseases shows that Amway IBO’s are spreading those lies.

And that’s the bottom line. Amway IBOs are the biggest assholes around and they will lie about anything step over everyone and do whatever it takes in their greed driven frenzy to get rich in Amway.

People - if you are suffering from major medical conditions - DO NOT take medical advice from Amway salespeople.

Amway = Depression

Not only does Amway cause depression in the people who have to watch their loved ones sink further into the Amway shithole but it also causes depression in ambots. After all they are losing money, not making the money that the assholes in their upline promised them they’d be making, they’re being abused by the assholes in their upline, and its just really fucking depressing going to Amway cult meetings and all the negativity that goes with it.

Who wants all that negativity especially in December and the holiday season and all. Amway negativity and Amway depression is not what the Christmas holiday season is supposed to be all about but sadly it is for too many people.

Here’s one of my reader’s stories and his desperation is very clear in his attempts to get his girlfriend to see the light and understand that Amway is hurting her and hurting their relationship. All he wants for Christmas is to get his girlfriend away from the Amway cult. I hope he got his Christmas wish and that he and his girlfriend are able to start healing emotionally and financially from his evil Amway depression that’s taken over their lives.

Now my girlfriend wants to get into Amway. And I think its because she is so depressed that the idea of working a 9-5 sounds too hard. She is not in the right state of mind to work a full 8 hour day. And I understand this. I hate working my 9-5 and I have a dream to own my own business and I'm taking small steps every day to get there. I understand what it is to be depressed an not be able to do anything. At first I tried to help her get a job, because I knew it would help her feel better. She likes to be financially independent, she likes to be productive so a job is really the answer, but right now she is too depressed for that. For the past 6 months I have just tried to be supportive. I told her, take your time, feel better. I'll keep working, paying for everything, my expenses and all her expenses, all her bills, everything.

And I have been doing this for the past 9 months. I told her, all I ask is that you find the strength to get yourself some help. For the past 9 months, maybe longer she has been searching. I really don't know what to do because I love her so much. And because of that I feel like by being there for her I am actually hurting her. I am not letting her hit rock bottom so she will never get help. But I am willing to stick out the depression.

But this Amway situation, I cannot deal with. I told her, Amway is not the answer. With Amway you will work more than 8 hours a day. It takes so much more energy to sell people bullshit, especially when you are a moral person like my girlfriend and know you are selling them shit they do not need. You are in the business of hurting other people.

And frankly its making me furious, I can understand that my girlfriend is depressed and so cannot work. But she has no problem going to Amway meetings. So am I punk, am I getting suckered? Is she just feeding me that B.S. so she does not have to work? We are not even married, I’m in my mid 20s and I’m supporting someone who is possibly just living off of me. Still, most of the time I think she is really depressed, she cries a lot, can’t get out of bed some days at all. But if she is going to get out of bed for something its going to be Amway. That makes me feel like I am being used. That’s my feeling, logically I know its not true. But it seems that Amway is more important than dealing with the depression, more important than me, more important than everything.

But Amway has an emotional hold on people. This cult preys on people who’s rational thinking is not working. Amway is at this very moment killing my girlfriend’s mom. Killing her mom by convincing her not to take her medication. Sure, most Amway people will start out by stating they are not doctors, but they will then pretty much tell you that they know what they are talking about. My gf’s sister convinced their mom to stop taking the blood thinners and if you are a sick older parent what are you going to do, not trust your children? Hopefully lol.

You guys all have a lot of experience with this and I know that reason has little to with Amway. Its all emotional. People buy on emotion, people sell on emotion. Its all about the dream. I know I have written a manuscript (taken 2 posts). Hope you will forgive me. Please give me some ideas of how to reach my girlfriend on an emotional level. To help her see emotionally that this is not the right choice. She understands logically, she's told me herself. But emotionally I cannot reach her.

You Have HOW MANY Amway IBO's Applying For Jobs?

I had an anonymous visitor from Ada, Michigan stop by to leave a message on a post I wrote about how Amway IBO’s are lousy employees. To sum it up I mentioned how most of the ambots I knew were recently unemployed or became unemployed during the time we were in the scam. Probably because of their attitudes. They sneer at people who have jobs in other words their boss and coworkers! They can not accept that people own other types of businesses that have nothing to do with Amway. They goof off on company time dealing with Amway phone calls and texts.

Seeing as how that post has to deal with hiring Amway IBO’s and the person who left the comment says he has interviewed hundreds and thousands of Amway IBO’s his job must be as a hiring manager for a company. What kind of shitty employer has that high an employee turnover going on that that many interviews must be done!

I remember hearing something that most companies have an employee turnover rate of 3% a month. That varies depending on how big or small the company is. But if a company has such a huge employee turnover rate that Anonymous from Ada Michigan must do a lot of job interviews and out of that criteria of normal population come out hundreds and thousands of Amway IBO’s for job interviews then that tells me a company with that high a rate of employee turnover must be a really shitty employer.

Then I get to wondering how many shithole employers can there be in Ada, Michigan?

Anyway the comment Anonymous from Ada, Michigan left is long and rambling and if anyone wants to read it all they can go to where its posted.

  

I am not an IBO and I am employed, having said that this website is garbage and is based off of opinions formulated out o bitterness from an experience. Giving claims to an entireity of a business based off of one experience is not only unproductive but only hurting yourself. There are many successful Amway IBO's that are not like what you talk about. I know because I have been around (I guarantee) more Amway ibo's than you have. I have talked to and interviewed hundreds if not thousands of ibo's.

Typical comments I see from ambots who are outraged that I have a different opinion than they do. Attack all interlopers who destroy the cult life they love!

Wouldn't someone just once love to see a list of these MANY successful Amway IBO's? The ones who quit their jobs and have barrels of money rolling in every month from Amway while they fritter their lives away doing nothing.

Anonymous from Ada, Michigan might not be an IBO but has the typical Amway attitude that everyone with a differing opinion is a liar, even though I recount things that I saw and heard because I was sitting right there in the room where it was happening. And so many people have the same story as me. Others have websites where they talk about their experiences and lots of people leave comments talking about their own similar Amway experiences. Yeah we’re all liars and everyone in Amway is an angel that always tells the truth!

I didn’t include it here but one thing Anonymous from Ada, Michigan said makes sense - if you’re going to be in Amway you gotta be a good salesman.

Then he accused me of sneering at business owners. Uh no. The old Amway trick of twisting the truth and accusing others of what they are trained to do by Amway. Its people in Amway who sneer at business owners and their employees and everyone who isn’t in Amway. I was in the room many times when this is taught and is part of why people involved in Amway make lousy employees because of their lousy Amway attitude that they are taught during cult meetings. I know business owners. Real business owners who have real stores, real inventory, real customers, real employees, real business insurance, real business bank accounts, real business accountants, real city licenses, etc, etc.

Amway IBO’s who are pretend business owners don’t do none of that. They’re playing a game of make belief and yes they should be laughed at because of the things they say and do out of desperation to make a sale of some overprice shitty product.

Scammers!

Sucked Into Amway

I get a lot of current ambots or their family and friends looking for how to quit Amway. Not an easy thing for some people to do depending on their level of brainwashing. Here is another sad tale from someone watching their loved one sink into the Amway shithole. Looks like I need to resurrect my post about how just because someone is in Amway that automatically makes them medical experts and people can visit an ambot for their ailments instead of a real doctor. Sickening the way these cult members fuck with other people’s lives. I hope this poster comes back to give us an update.

Hi, I am very concerned because my girlfriend is getting sucked into this business by her sister. When I first heard about this business when her sister was getting in I just thought SCAM. Her sister presented the business to me and I just started laughing, I have to pay to get started?

That is the biggest Red Flag you can have. Well her sister gets into it, Tony Robbins and Dale Carnegie books and constant Amway tapes. They play these things so loud throughout the house as if the louder it is the more they will absorb.

And at first it was kind of funny, but then my girlfriend got invited to go to one of these weeklong conventions. We both laughed about how ridiculous it was. But her sister paid the fee and she went. My girlfriend came back and talked about how ridiculous it all was and how silly. But then when the next convention came she went and this time she paid herself.

Next thing I know she's going to "trainings". Where they are having people make collages of goals as if you are in 5th grade. Most of the people are completely uneducated, most are undocumented immigrants. It makes absolutely perfect sense for these people to get sucked in, because they really have no other choice. But my girlfriend is smart and very well educated and has worked making a six figure salary for a very respectable company for many years.

But now she has not been able to get a job for the past year and she is very depressed. I feel like Amway is preying on her just like it does on most people. I am really trying to be supportive of her because she is depressed. I know that when someone is depressed you cannot push them too hard, so I am close to get her into counceling. Its taken me 9 months and it looks as if she may do it.

I know that if she gets help she will be able to work at a normal job and enjoy life. She will have weekends and nights to have fun with me and possibly start a family. But with Amway this is not possible. Her sister is miserable, broke, and her marriage is falling apart. Her relationship with her partner has become Amway meetings. They have no more time to spend with each other. The pressure they are under makes them aweful selfish people. Her sister is making so little money from Amway that she cannot keep paying the bills and the house is now in forclosure.

I am shocked that my girlfriend cannot see this. We are living with someone under the same roof who is in Amway, 100% into it (can't say they are not doing everything, its 100% their life), a Platinum (according to this level they should making at least a basic salary, but I suspect they are inflating their volume because our living room is filled with boxes full of stuff) and is failing miserably.
1. Relationship failing
2. House in forclosure
3. Health failing (will not go into this one)
- My GF's mom stopped taking her medication because she was convinced by "the business" that she could handle her hypertension with supplements. Reality check: her mom had open heart surgery and needs to take blood thinners to avoid a stroke and stay alive. But her mom is no longer doing that and is getting very sick. How can you allow something like this to happen to your own mother? How can you get involved with a business that is killing your own mother?

Amway Employee from Ada Michigan Keeps Talking

An employee from Amway’s Ada, Michigan head office seems to have taken a liking to my blog and leaves comments to prove the intelligence level Amway strives for when hiring staff.

This Amway employee is a good example of how smart and skilled you have to be to get into Amway!!! This is very typical of their employee's people skills.

Lmao like I said give us a call we can have a nice chat, yeah and the near truth is u don't even make more then the minimum wage my best bet is ur probably unemployed Fat ugly couch potato who spends their day bashing one of the world's too leading multimillion company's, honey their is a way to make it in Amway yu got be smart be skilled and know how the business works obviously yu were def. not fit to figure it out yu failed on yur own, get a new hobbey and stopped being so obsessed with Amway quite frankly its creepy...lol good day former amway lover obsesser and stalker

I would think a controversial company with a bad reputation would have a person or two designated as spokespersons for the company and no one else is allowed to speak to the media. Some companies even have employees sign a confidentiality contract that says they can’t talk. I have no idea if Amway has such a contract but I’m guessing a company that disagrees with the First Amendment probably has their employees sign something.

So I say way to go to this employee for telling their employer to fuck off and no one’s going to take their rights away!

Yeah, I really want to chat with some asshole who works for Amway. Been there done that. Waste of time. Why does everyone who works for Amway either in their head office or as a commissioned salesperson think everyone else in the world makes minimum wage, is unemployed, is fat, etc, etc. Do people like Donald Trump and Bill Gates go around making similar statements about people who don’t work for their companies? Different mentalities and instilling different values in their employees.

If this Amway employee spent more time reading my blog they’d see I spend more time bashing the assholes in my Amway upline than I do bashing the company. If Amway’s representatives are a reflection of the company they work for then so be it if the company gets bashed at the same time. I prefer to bash upline assholes and shitty overpriced products than the company itself. Other bloggers deal with the company and the Amway business plan. I deal with the emotional and financial losses people suffer thanks to the assholes in their upline and get the word out so any prospective IBO’s know it’s a bad idea to sign up for this cult.

Nope, I am not obsessed with Amway. I’m just getting the word out there about the lies I heard and the fucking assholes I had to deal with in Amway. Just because I spend a few hours a month this Amway employee thinks I’m obsessed? Has no idea of the meaning of that word but do people in Amway really have a clue of what they're saying when they open their mouths. I had an lovesick fan awhile back who couldn’t get enough of me and one of the blog administrators picked up a stalker this year so we have no tolerance for fucked up obsessed creeps like them. I spend about half an hour a week writing blogs and responding to comments. Our blog administrators spend about half that time a week. A group of people spending 5 or 6 hours a month working on a blog is hardly “obsessed”. I spend maybe another hour a month reading other blogs. I knew people in Amway who would easily spend 6 hours a day minimum on Amway. Minimum! A day! Not a month! A day! Now that’s obsessed! There are people who surf the Internet for 6 hours a day reading everything they can about Amway then leaving comments trying to convince people to their point of view. Again 6 or more hours a day! Not a month like I do. Unlike others I don’t spend hours every week reading everything I can find online about Amway and ambots or past IBO’s because I just don’t care that much. Absolutely I believe there are obsessed people out there who devote many hours to Amway. Amway is their whole life. I got bigger and better things to do with my life but 5 or 6 hours a month to help others understand they’re not alone in how they feel about the evil that has come into their lives is worth it judging by all the thank yous and kind notes we receive for being there for them.

I bet no one at Amway gets kind notes thanking them for being so helpful because they ain’t!!!

This Amway employee hasn’t considered their employer will think the same thing about them that s/he is an obsessed creepy stalker visiting sites and leaving comments on blogs like mine. Perhaps Amway encourages their employees to visit sites like mine. Who knows. All I know is if you don’t like what you read here then go find something that’ll match your intelligence level and follow the Jackass movie folks.

Amway Platinum is No more

Big news!

Our former sack of shit Platinum is no longer with Amway. Yup tossed right into the big old Amway shithole! And it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.

The arrogant prick that signed us up to Amway told Ambot the other day that all the cult followers got a text message from the Platinum saying he was no longer in Amway and he was not going to answer any questions about it so don’t bug him.

Of course not! Never question upline!

That must have got all those ambots into an uproar and started the rumor mill going which is why Captain Fuck Up felt a need to share the news. Actually Ambot saw Captain Fuck Up about 10 days ago when the bastard showed up at our house but after getting cursed out by me and the neighbor’s kid they took off to McDonalds. That was where Captain Fuck Up hit up Ambot for cash to buy his kids Christmas presents. Like we are really responsible for making sure someone we’re not related to can have Christmas presents. Not! We’ve got enough people to buy for at Christmas without adding in some fucked up Amway assholes and their greedy children. Ambot told me he’d asked Captain Fuck Up why he didn’t hit up the sack of shit Platinum for money. When we were in Scamway the Platinum was always taunting the cult followers about how rich he was thanks to Amway and he could loan any of us money anytime but he wouldn’t because what would that teach us? Well it would teach us he’s blowing smoke out his ass and doesn’t have any money to loan because he’s in the poorhouse thanks to the Amway scam and has no extra money to give out.

Captain Fuck Up said he hadn’t seen the Platinum for a couple of weeks and another cult leader had been doing the Amway meetings so I don’t know how long its been since the sack of shit left Amway. A month more or less?

Did he really leave Amway or did the head office fire him? Whenever I complained about the sack of shit Platinum to head office it got me nowhere. The official I-don’t-give-a-shit Amway headquarters just blew me off saying they’re not responsible for the stuff their cult leaders tell their followers and that I should discuss it directly with the fucking asshole. Then I’d get a letter saying they’re looking into it. Yeah right. They’re really going to look into a commissioned salesperson whose cult followers bring them probably $25,000/month in sales and they don’t want to rock the boat and lose that money.

 Or did someone at Amway’s head office get pissed off because of the extra work the sack of shit was causing them by sending out Amway’s traditional I don’t give a fuck letters. Surely I wasn’t the only one complaining about this abusive bastard. If the Amway employee bitched about the extra work enough maybe they decided to fire the sack of shit Platinum. Or maybe Amway did an audit of IBO’s who are always getting free stuff sent to them for one reason or another and decided to sack the ones they were suspicious of were screwing them over.

I don’t know. But I do know that someone who puts in that many years into this scam probably ain’t leaving on their own. Too much time and money invested to quit the dream of bazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in each month. I don’t recall for sure how many years the Platinum was in Amway. The number 12 stands out to me for some reason. Whether that was the years he was in Amway or the number of years he was in and out of Platinum qualification or whether that’s the number of people living in his house I don’t remember. And yes the sack of shit Platinum was running some kind of Amway flop house. His house and our house were built around the same time and like many houses a typical 2 story house with 3 bedrooms upstairs and 2 bedrooms in the basement. His family lived upstairs. His son and daughter must be in their late teens by now so I don’t know if they still live at home and maybe that’s opened up some more sleeping space. There were 2 other people in his Amway downline who lived in the bedrooms in the basement. But the big rec room down there had 3 couches that ambots crashed on plus there’s enough floor space to set up sleeping bags. There were at least 6 people who weren’t his family that I’d see at the house almost every time I went there any time day or night so I’m positive they lived there too. I’ve been in a flop house before. I was driving around California in my 20’s staying with friends in different places trying to see if there was somewhere else I’d like to live or find a job. This guy I went to school with was living in Oakland and I stayed at a small place he shared with another guy but there were others staying there too. I was lucky enough to get a couch. The 2^nd or 3^rd night I was there his roommate comes in sometime after midnight with a woman. He had the hall light on but didn’t turn the light on in the room where some of us were sleeping. I woke up when he called out to my friend and ask if he had any booze. My friend said no and so did someone else who got woke up. Whether or not they had any booze and just weren’t fessing up I don’t know but I decided to leave the next day. Ah the fun memories but at least none of them were in Amway.

Maybe the Platinum's wife finally grew a backbone and laid down the law and said its time to get out of this fucking scam and stop losing money and get our lives back on track.

By now the sack of shit Platinum must be in Amway close to 20 years. That’s why my guess is he got sacked by Amway rather than quitting which must throw all the cult followers into a real uproar. They’d all been pressured to renew their membership for 2013 and buy tickets to Dream Night in January. What’s the use of going now that their beloved cult leader won’t be there. The only reason they’re in the scam is for the love and devotion of their cult leader and that’s gone now . Like everything else in Amway – money down the drain!

When we used to go to Amway cult meetings and the sack of shit Platinum drew the pyramid thing on the white board showing the upline he’d say if the person who sponsored you quit then that meant you automatically got shoved up the pyramid and the next cult leader in the upline automatically swallowed you. The fucker would practically be rubbing his hands together in glee hoping that the assholes in his group with any downline would quit so he could have them.

He also had a lot of Amway shit in his garage. Boxes and boxes stacked everywhere so much shit they couldn’t get the car in there. What’s he gonna do with all that shit now? Force the ambots living in his house to buy it? Sell it on Ebay.

All I know is that the sack of shit Platinum can’t destroy any more lives right now. That bastard is evil and loves being a cult leader so I’m sure he’ll be making a resurrection with another MLM scam.

Amway Employee from Ada Michigan has more to Say

The Amway employee from Ada Michigan who has taken a liking to my blog left me a short note the other day while double checking the qualifications for working for Amway to make sure they’re still a nasty worthless piece of shit getting it together for the year end review.

This Amway employee is a very accurate portrayal of what IBO’s have to deal with when they phone in to head office to speak with customer service aka the I-don-t-give-a-shit-desk.

Getting cursed at by an Amway employee is no big deal to me. Been there done that. If they think the language offends me – NOT. One time when I called in I heard an Amway employee somewhere else behind the unhelpful asshole I was dealing with cursing out someone else. Very effective when you want to get some dumb ass ambot prude off the phone.

Interesting the Amway employee says Amway makes millions when the fucked up ambots who leave comments on my blog say its in the billions. Those ambots are just parroting what they heard from some lying asshole in their upline. I’m guessing someone who works at Amway’s head office is probably in a better position to get the actual numbers. I’m guessing the net profit for Amway’s owners probably is in the millions. Good for the owners of the company. Not so good for the employees they stiff on benefits and the assholes trying to sell their shitty overpriced products.

I don’t know what it is about the fucked up Amway mentality that anyone who doesn’t work for their company as an employee in head office or commissioned sales rep somewhere else in the country means that that person is broke. I’d rather be broke than have anything to do with Scamway!

I can see why employees at Amway don't get paid too good and don't get benefits when you see the low quality of people Amway hires. Your earnings match your skills and ability. You get what you pay for!!!  Except of course when you buy overpriced shitty Amway products then you get RIPPED OFF!!!!

Enjoy more words of wisdom from an Amway employee!

Lmao bytch yu are hilarious yu obviously have to much time on Yur hand to worry about Amway Lmao while yu are broke Amway is making millions

Amway Employee from Ada Michigan Speaks

Every now and then I get a visitor from Amway’s head office in Ada, Michigan who’ve got nothing better to do with their time than fuck around on the Internet instead of getting their work done and occasionally employees past and present leave comments.

And here’s a good place to put in that some of you may have noticed the comments section over on the right side of the page has gone missing. That was what I used to see who’d left me comments I can respond to. A couple of weeks ago it stopped working. The person who handles my blog set up and the gadgets checked it a week ago and the Comment gadget from Blogger is broken so its been removed for the time being. Hope it gets up and running again soon. A pain in the ass for the person who moderates comments sends me the links.

But back to Scamway.

Obviously its getting time for Amway to do the year end reviews on the employees so this person from Amway’s customer service department aka the I-don’t-give-a-shit-desk is checking the qualifications for getting a job at Amway to make sure they’re up to snuff and still possess all those qualifications so they can gloat about it at their year end review. If I ever get around to updating that list of Amway employee qualifications I better add “inability to string a sentence together”!!!

And yes this is a very accurate description of the customer service one can expect if they contact Amway’s head office in Ada Michigan. Having an Amway employee swear at me on the phone is no skin off my ass. I can handle the language though I can see how some ambot prudes might not like that treatment. This employee is a shining example of the quality Amway strives for in its hiring process.

Lmao yu are very pathetic I'm a customer service represative from Amway and yes honey straight from ADA mi while yu failed in our business theirs others reaching diamond platinum level don't blame others for yur failure I help every single day these ibo' s get to the level their at quite frankly I'm happy yur sorryass is not with amway anymore yu were prolly the people who would call in constantly to report they did not recieve orders, items we will never doubt yu and always process replacements were not dumb we no half of these reports are bs but hey were Amway we can do that shit and honey yu want to talk about high prices quality cost my love if yu can't afford it don't join then yu make me laugh with yur dumb posts I did not know ver brainwash people lmao well while u sit here and stress over Amway we will keep doing our thing if yu ever want to chat give us a call yu have our number if yu don't its public honey make sure yu speak with one of us in ADA mi and I really do hope u yu accept my post time to here it from an actual

Even though the Amway customer service rep says s/he is not dumb I checked the comment for readability to see what grade level it is and its zero. Not even grade one level. Yup that sounds about right for qualifying for a job at Amway! Ha ha!!!

The interesting thing is this Amway employee says IBO’s phone and complain they didn’t get their order so Amway sends a replacement. And accuses me of doing it. Uh that would be a big NO. If the Amway shit we ordered didn’t show up my first call will be to the credit card company to get the charges reversed. I ain’t calling Amway to get them to send the order again. We have enough Amway shit in the house! Our sack of shit Platinum did give us tips to screw over Amway and get free products sent out but I do not recall ever hearing the “pretend the goods didn’t show up” scam. Not saying it wasn’t taught to our group just not when I was in the room because I think I’d remember that one. Any time Amway shit does not show up at the house that’s a good day!

Amway employee actually left two comments as proof of the quality of people who work for Amway and I’ll quote from the other comment in another post. I can only have so much fun in one day you know!

Get a Clue!

This past Sunday I was sitting out on the sundeck reading when I heard Ambot talking to someone. Didn’t even hear him go out of the house though I heard his cell phone go off a few minutes earlier. Neighbors are putting up Christmas lights so I figured one had come over to chat and I got up to see who was down there.

Holy shit! Its that cocksucker who signed us up to Amway! Like he hasn’t figured it out by now to stay the hell away from me!!!!!

So I start screaming at Ambot to get that fucking Amway asshole off my property. I do that everytime that fucker shows up so you’d think a normal reasonable person would stay away from a house where they’re gonna get cursed out everytime. But normal and reasonable are not words that one can use to describe Amway assholes. My next door neighbor’s teenager is in the driveway with a friend of his and the guy’s car. So the kid starts screaming too. Get the hell out of here you fucking Amway asshole. Then his friend starts yelling fuck you Amway. Whether or not either of them knows what Amway is I don’t know but it was pretty funny how they were sticking up for me. Captain Fuck Up is parked on the street and he gets in the car and leaves. But then Ambot gets in our car and goes too. What the fuck!!! So I phone his cell and say where you going. He says McDonalds for coffee. Shit! The international sign of an ambot meeting! Meet for coffee!!!!  I say that fucking Amway asshole better not be trying to sign you up again to Scamway. He says no. I tell him to bring me home a McFlurry cause I know if he’s dealing with ice cream he can’t stay there too long.

Ambot comes home about half an hour later fortunately with my treat and I start grilling him about what does Captain Fuck want now because the only time he ever hears from that arrogant prick is when he wants something. Apparently he has no money. Now there’s a big shocker for someone in Amway not to have money! When we were in the scam Captain Fuck Up had one kid. Since then he’s cranked out two more to become members of Amway the cult of greed. Just what the world needs. More greedy children. Captain Fuck Up says he needs money to get his kids something for Christmas and wanted us to give him money. Now how the fuck is it our problem if he can’t hold down a job and support his family. And when you’re in Amway you’re always gonna be poor so you have no business adding on to your family. He gets fired from every job because he’s an arrogant prick and goes around with the attitude that he’s better than everyone else because he’s a “real Amway business owner” and everyone else is a fucking loser. He had that arrogant prick attitude before Amway. Just improved on it since becoming a cult member. Ambot tells him it would be more trouble than its worth fessing up to me if he gives Captain Fuck Up any money.

Its not our responsibility to make sure that fucking Amway asshole can get his kids Christmas presents. All the grandparents are alive and there are aunts and uncles. Let blood relatives give him money if they want those kids to have a good Christmas. I’m sure he’s already alienated all of them so that’s why he’s hitting on people like us with some sob story.

Well fuck you asshole! You cost a lot of money you miserable lying Amway son of a bitch and we ain't giving you anymore!!!

Go to the dollar store and buy your kids coloring books and crayons. You don’t have to give those greedy little bastards computers and phones and tablets that Ambot said was on the shopping list. I mean fuck. When I was a kid my mother handed me the Sears catalogue and told me to pick out something that didn’t cost more than $10. You don’t have to spend hundreds and thousands of dollars on Christmas presents for your kids. Unless you’re in Amway and going into debt raising the next generation of greedy bastards to take over the cult.

Amway WWDB Dream Night 2013

Amway and World Wide Dream Builders hold a major function at the beginning of each year called Dream Night. It is held in locations around the USA and Canada and according to our Amway upline everywhere else in the world too but I don’t see any international cities mentioned. We were told even if we are on vacation in January that we’d have no excuse to miss Dream Night because its EVERYWHERE!!!!

So what constitutes everywhere according to WWDB? In January 2013 Dream Night will be held at Saskatoon, Ann Arbor, Calgary, Fort Myers, Missoula, Sacramento, Dallas, Edmonton, Richmond, Seattle, Vancouver, Bellevue, Billings, San Jose, Boise, Phoenix, Spokane, Edmonton, Philadelphia, Denver, Fresno, Tri Cities, Portland, Fargo, Denver, Bakersfield, San Diego, Medford, Minneapolis, Anaheim, Colorado Springs, Ontario, Honolulu, Oshkosh, Las Vegas, Chicago, Reno, Salt Lake City, Albuquerque, Anchorage.

Whew! I think I got them all so I managed to get more keywords in there for IBO ambots frantically searching for information on Amway WWDB Dream Night.

So what is Dream Night? It includes dinner and listening to some motivational Diamonds if you believe the hype from WWDB. If you believe the hype from the assholes in your Amway upline Dream Night is a once in a lifetime opportunity, the must attend event of the year, not to be missed, and blah blah blah bullshit.

The only thing that makes Dream Night slightly different than the other Amway World Wide Dream Builders major functions is that its shorter. Ambots don’t have to waste their time all weekend listening to multiple Diamonds brainwashing them under the disguise of being motivational. Instead ambots only have to give up their brain cells for a few hours. It cost $65 when we went so it might be a few bucks more now. Perhaps someone who knows for sure how much Dream Night costs for 2013 can let us know in the comments. This is top secret information on the WWDB website. They won’t let you look at this top secret information unless you’re willing to shell out $50/month for access. Pass. We’ve been down that road before! Rip off! Rip off! Rip off!!!!

What you get is typical hotel banquet room food that probably costs around $20/person. The rest of the money in your ticket goes to paying the Diamonds who showed up to speak with of course the owners of World Wide Dream Builders taking their cut off the ticket take. Talk about Amway duplicating. They say the exact same things they say at the other Amway functions Free Enterprise Days, Family Reunion, and Spring Leadership. They brag and gloat about how rich they are thanks to Amway and show pictures of their houses, cars, and vacations. Whether or not they actually own these things or rented them for a photo shoot is something that’s been debated for some time.

Bottom line like every other Amway function Dream Night is a waste of time. You don’t learn nothing and you don’t hear nothing that you haven’t heard before if you’ve already attended another WWDB Amway function.

This post has served its purpose of throwing out lots of keywords to suck in ambots who can’t find the information they seek from the assholes in their Amway upline. And to the ambots who have been brainwashed to believe they have the power to turn back time I need to match up my keywords to recent searches and that includes Dream Night 2011 and Dream Night 2012.

Dream Night sucks!!!!

WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!!!

Amway sucks!!!!!