Friday, March 29, 2013
What To Do In Honolulu, Hawaii Instead of Amway Spring Leadership 2013
Amway Worldwide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Spring Leadership in Honolulu, Hawaii April 21 – 22, 2013 at The Modern which is a hotel so that means it must have meeting rooms or a ballroom but just how many ambots can it hold? Not as many as some of those arenas they’ve booked. A look at their website shows the ballrooms which apparently have walls that open up and can hold between 480 to 1100 people. Low profit for the Diamond speakers that get stuck with this one when the arenas in other cities potentially hold thousands of ambots. Oh the infighting between the Diamonds for this low profit tool scam convention!
So that means another one of my posts where I find things to do in town instead of attending Spring Leadership. Actually sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be more productive than attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing session. So would staying at home because that would save you time and money instead of blowing it on the Amway tool scam and the incidental costs incurred getting and staying there. Anyway gotta get some keywords in cause I got lots of ambots serching.
Hawaii is the type of place I can go to and just hang out at the pool or the beach and go swimming and I don’t have to do anything else. You lousy ambot bastards go to Spring Leadership 2013 and I will hang out on Waikiki Beach and be very happy, except knowing my Ambot is somewhere else getting brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders.
So Waikiki Beach is the place to hang out. If you get tired of swimming or reading a book, take a surfing lesson or go on an outrigger canoe ride. These are the touristy things you came here to do so have fun! Fun! A word that is foreign to an Amway ambot!
I’d say everyone should go out to Pearl Harbor. There are tour operators who take visitors there usually in combination with some other kind of city tour. Most hotels will have information on tour companies. Or you can get to the visitor center yourself. Tickets are free and include a park ranger telling Pearl Harbor’s history and a ferry ride out to the memorial. http://www.nps.gov/valr/index.htm
I always like going to the Polynesian Cultural Center but its kind of a bugger getting there. General admission costs $49.95 and goes up from there depending on whether you want to add dinner, shows, island tour, etc which if you do the full thing costs as much as admission to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership with the big different the Polynesian Cultural Center is a whole lot more fun! This is one attraction that its almost best to find a tour company that will pick you up at your hotel and drive you out there for the day and bring you home again.
Some people like to go hiking at Diamond Head State Park. http://www.hawaiistateparks.org/parks/oahu/index.cfm?park_id=15
And my things to do list on any city where Amway WWDB is holding a function is never complete unless I can find a zoo! Yes, Honolulu Zoo! Costs $14 if you’re over 13 years old or $6 if you’re younger.
Go to a luau! Beats whatever food they’re slopping up at Spring Leadership. Oh, I guess that would be none. You got to find a nearby eating establishment if you’re hungry or buy an overpriced hot dog and drink at the arena’s concession but seeing as how this is a hotel instead of an arena there might be a restaurant in there. Hotel guests and ambots competing for what is probably not a big eating area? And hotel restaurants in Hawaii = $$$$. Oh well. Ambots are used to overpaying for things, one of the joys of being in the Amway cult and getting used to being ripped off. Back to the luaus. There are more than I can possibility count. Almost every hotel on Waikiki Beach offers one. Pick one and enjoy some roasted pig and poi. No really. Everyone goes for the entertainment not the food. Some give you a free mai tai when you arrive. Probably get lei’d too!
The International Marketplace in Waikiki seems to get bigger and bigger everytime I go there. This is the place to find all your kitschy Hawaii souvenirs. I bought one of my favorite t-shirts ever in this mall! There’s usually some free entertainment going on here too. http://www.internationalmarketplacewaikiki.com/
Hilo Hattie is still alive and well in Honolulu! This is the place to buy Hawaiian themed clothes! I have a Hilo Hattie shirt in my closet that I still haul out whenever I’m going to a Hawaii themed party. Everyone should have one ! They sell other things too. Cans of macadamia nuts and macadamia nut cookies here for good prices. You’ll find other discount souvenirs like coffee mugs. Oh yes, I’m sure I got my free Hilo Hattie coffee mug somewhere in the house still. There’s a free trolley from some hotels. Here’s the page for the trolley schedule. http://www.hilohattie.com/info/Trolley.aspx
Oh come on really. Hawaii thrives on tourism. You go there for the sun and the surf. Nobody goes to Hawaii and needs Anna Banana to tell them what to do. Pack the sunscreen and have fun. And how do you have fun? By staying the hell away from Amway ambots!!!!!!!
Here’s some more keywords to help ambots in their World Wide Dream Builders searches:
Las Vegas, Nevada April 12 – 14, 2103 at the Orleans Arena.
Spokane, Washington April 19 – 21, 2013 at the Spokane Arena
Washington, DC April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Hyatt Dulles
Denver, Colorado, April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza
Calgary, Alberta May 3 – 5, 2013 at the Calgary Stampede Corral
Minneapolis, Minnesota May 4 – 5, 2013 at the Minneapolis Convention Center
And a couple more key words because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!
Avoid Amway WWDB Spring Leadership!
Spring Leadership sucks!
Nothing like wrecking your Hawaiian vacation by attending an Amway function!