I read an article obviously
written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items
for the holiday wish list from Amazon. http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2011/technology/1112/gallery.weird-amazon/index.html
Oddly enough all of those Amazon
items I can absolutely see Amway wanting to get on board and offer the same
things to the ambots. Oh sure. Some Amway asshole is going to show up here and
claim that Amway already offers cremation services and bags of bones!
So seeing as how every Amway
meeting I attended the cult leader would be comparing Amway and Amazon (IMO - Amazon
rules!) I have taken the opportunity by choosing the 15 worst Amway items to
find under the Christmas tree.
What?! Only 15?! I have to stop at
15???!!!! Shit! How do I narrow it down?
Amway has so many shitty overpriced products I’d hate to find any of them under
the Christmas tree. So here is my 15 in no particular order and like I say I
hate to stop at only 15.
- XS (Cat Piss Water)
Energy Drinks
- Perfect Water
- Any kind of
Nutrilite vitamin
- SA8 Laundry Soap
- Amway Dish Drops
dishwasher detergent
- Amway Trim
Advantage
- Glister toothpaste
- Satinique shampoo
- Amway Debut tampons
- Any kind of
Nutrilite food bars
- Artistry lipstick
- Nutripet dog food
- Artistry eye shadow
- Artistry time
defiance cream
- Any Amway CD
The really
scary thing is that when we were in the Amway cult can see my Ambot
going out and buying those shitty Amway products to give to me or others as
Christmas presents.
Talk about
a really fucking nasty surprise when you get up on Christmas morning and see
what's under the tree!
Always wondered if they carry Amway condoms lol?
ReplyDeleteHAHA, only, because they are Amway condoms, they have a 99.9% failure rate.
Delete-Jerry
Ha ha. We've been through this on another post. General vote among women is they would NOT trust any Amway birth control device no matter how much the ambots try to convince us its a prestige product!!!!! Jerry that's a good one. Everything about Amway is a 99.9% failure rate!
DeleteRon puryear use to say get people you know DVDs or CDs of Amway material as a Xmas gift.That spending on gifts was a bad idea. The cult leaders love ruining Xmas for us all
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - the upline don't want their followers spending money on Nothing that's not an Amway sale because if you buy gifts or anything somewhere else then that means they're not making commission and profit on it. Yup the cult leaders ruin everything for us all not just Christmas.
DeleteTampons? TAMPONS??? Wow! Scamway didn't sell those, back in my day. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Take your shitty Amway products and shove 'em!"
ReplyDeletesnazzybird - Debut are the worst leaky tampons around. They cost twice as much as Tampax without the absorption and leak protection. Of course in typical blame the victim fashion Amway men go around saying if the Amway tampons leak after an hour then us women must be putting them in wrong! You're right. Shove em!
DeleteThey told me to keep feeding my cat their crappy pet food "If he gets hungry enough he'll eat it" and he actually started to lose weight 'cause it was that bad.
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. I hope your cat has put the weight back on. Another poster left a comment on another post that their dog became very ill after eating Amway dog food and they had to take it to the emergency vet. Dog survived but they got a hefty vet bill. You don't see Amway helping out with vet bills do you. Feed to your pets at your own risk. Maybe its time to rerun one of those posts again.
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ReplyDeleteThe only breathable sanitary napkins in India
I'm sure what you sell is way better than the overpriced substandard shit that Amway sells!
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