Some ambot showed up at the blog searching for how to buy a Christmas
tree from Amway.
My first thought is why the hell would you want to do that?
Then I got to wondering are these artificial trees or real trees?
Either way if Amway is selling them they have got to cost a bundle!
Then I got to thinking what a great idea to screw up somebody’s search
criteria by ending up at this blog yet again! Oh Christmas Tree, oh Amway
Christmas Tree, how shitty to have you in my house!
Probably some Amway asshole will show up to say that Amway has partnered
with some farmer in Vermont to buy Christmas trees of his farm for $500 each.
Plus shipping! Now there’s a shitty deal!
No matter who is selling Christmas trees they’re going to be a real joy
to ship and probably cost a few bucks. Cheaper to buy locally.
If its an artificial Christmas tree there is plenty of mail order
competition for that one. I’ve seen artificial trees for sale on eBay, JC
Penny, Walmart, etc. You buy them and they’re shipped to your house.
So I did a Google search for buying a live Christmas tree to have
shipped to your house and was surprised to find such beasts do exist! They cost
more than going to your Christmas tree lot but not all that much more. I
couldn’t find how much to ship the suckers though. I wouldn’t want to be the
guy having to sweep out his UPS truck after delivering one. Pine needles
everywhere!
There are enough nurseries and organizations selling live Christmas
trees where you can go and pick out one that you like rather than waiting for
the UPS to deliver an overpriced Christmas tree that shows up with smushed
branches and missing foliage and an unfortunate decomposing odor.
Boycott Amway! No overpriced Amway
Christmas trees allowed in the house! No shitty overpriced Amway products
allowed under our tree!
Grinch has stolen only Christmas......but (sc)Amamway steals every moment of your life.
ReplyDelete- CB
Anonymous - good one! Scamway ambots steal everything in your life and they don't stop until they destroy every Amway cult follower financially and emotionally.
DeleteThese broke amway actors (diamonds included) actually teach their poor neglected children about "pv trees".
ReplyDeleteBack to your subject though-- YES!! Why go to Costco and get a nice little tree for 100 dollars, or a huge beauty with integrated lights for 300 dollars, when you can pay amway 900 dollars for a shitty tree and make a 7 dollar commission check!! Fired up Fired up!!!!!! hahahaha
Ambot Dick - PV trees! Good one! So much for the old bullshit about how you can save money by buying from your own Amway store. With my price comparison abilities I can save money buying anywhere BUT Amway. All scammers have to be good at acting, pretending to be rich from Amway, living the lie.
DeletePV trees, lol!!!
DeleteThey sell real trees at our local wal mart in two sizes, for 10 and 17 dollars (plus tax) respectively. No PV though.
Does amway sell suits
ReplyDeleteI have no idea.
DeleteNo idea, but go to wal mart, that's where all amway bazillionairs buy their suits....
DeleteYou have to watch this video. MLM attempts to get money from 5 investors on reality TV show "The Dragons Den". These are 5 rich people who have a LOT of money. These guys tear him to shreds! Same basic pitch as scamway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrwwC6KuS7Y
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link Nick!
DeleteWow... that was sad. And, yes, just like Amway, Nutrilite and all the other MLM's, the "product" may be different, but the ultimate results are the same. The folks at the top of the pyramid make all the money and the doofs at the bottom are out a lot of money. And they keep on getting bullshitted along that "you are on your way... soon you will be rolling in money... anytime now, it's just around the corner". All the while they lose more and more and more money.
DeleteJust as interesting as the video were the comments below it. So many of them from the same MLM defending it, saying that it was ONLY the guy's bad presentation that sank it. What they mean was he wasn't as adept at BULLSHIT and smoke and mirrors as the more skilled upline. Regardless, the panel saw right through it as a pyramid scam MLM. These are professional businessmen who can't be tricked with "what are your dreams? What are you going to do with all that money when it starts rolling in?" They kept interrupting to ask the REAL questions... where is this money coming from? What do I do to get it? HOW does this work?
The video responses showed so many of the "this is a great opportunity business!" bullshit remarks you see from brainwashed Ambots. It's all about brainwashing, isn't it?
~Dave
Dave - people in Amway and I'm guessing any MLM have to spend a huge amount of time defending their beloved company. During my working years I've never had to defend any company I've worked for to anyone for any reason. And if I had to I'd probably be thinking putting in all that time defending my employer just isn't worth the hassle and I'd look for another job.
DeleteThat was a terrible pitch, and I wouldn't lend this reality show any credibility. I'd rather see a video like that that isn't staged. It would be better if some cocky young Ambot was taped pitching to a real successful businessman who asked him the tough questions and wouldn't fall for the "what's your dream" bullshit. It would be funny to watch him be torn apart.
DeleteHow much are the trees at Amway?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - I don't know but I can give you the formula Amway uses. Check out the prices at a retailer of Christmas trees. Then take that price and multiply it by 3 to 5 times and add on a huge shipping and handling fee and that will be Amway's special price for ambots! I think Ambot Dick's estimate above is pretty close.
DeleteThis is very good information a really nice blog. keep it up!!!
ReplyDeleteRaspberry canes & Dwarf apple trees
Thanks ricky martin and good luck with your raspberries and apples!
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