Tons of people show up at this blog
after searching for “how to quit Amway”. We’ve written about this before but it
still amazes me that hundreds of people every week are searching for this
answer and there is always a spike in these how to quit Amway around the time
of Amway’s major functions. As Dream Night approaches the search engine is
going crazy with people typing in “how to quit Amway” or “how to cancel Communikate”.
New Year coming making a clean break of this Amway shit. Yay! You go!
Then it gets you thinking. Why do
people need instructions on how to quit Amway?
Do people hit the Internet when they
want to quit their Costco membership. It’s the same thing. Costco is also a
buying club that charges an annual fee to shop at their store. They’d like you to shop at their store so
they can make a profit but if you don’t shop there and all you do is pay the
annual fee then at least they’re still making money off you. If you decide not
to shop at Costco anymore just don’t renew and pay your annual fee. Then find
somewhere else to shop.
Do people go through the same
Internet searches when they want to find out how to quit going to the gym? The
answer seems logical enough. You don’t get in your car and drive to the gym.
The gym still charges you a monthly membership fee whether you show up or not.
They don’t care if you show up just as long as they have your money.
It’s the same way with Amway. They’d
like you to shop their store so they can make a profit off you but they don’t
give a fuck either whether or not you show up just as long as they get your
money for the annual membership fee!
With the gym if you don’t want to go
no more and you don’t want them to keep charging your credit card every month
for the membership fee then you got to talk to the receptionist and fill out a
form saying you quit and there is usually a waiting period a month or more so
they can get one more payment out of you whether or not you show up to use the
gym equipment.
With Scamway the assholes in your
upline are always out to get you to pay for the next Amway function while
you’re still attending whatever useless shitty brainwashing Amway function
you’re currently attending. That’s money in their pocket whether or not you
show up. Just try to get a refund if you quit before you go. Those bastards
have already spent your money. Tough shit!
You gotta pay a yearly membership fee
to keep buying shitty overpriced Amway products. It’s a buyer’s club no
different than Costco except I think Costco’s annual fee is cheaper and the
prices are better and the products are better and the selection is better than what
Amway offers. And Costco isn’t referred to as a cult with a bunch of fucked up
cult leaders running around brainwashing people while you're shopping in their
store.
Is it really that hard to quit Amway
or is the hard part the emotional attachment the ambots have for the assholes
in their Amway upline? Some people actually claim to like those bastards and
the love bombing they get. They like this expensive social club they belong to
that keeps them busy all the time. For those of us who don’t like none of that
shit and the shitheads doling it out its no problem walking away.
With the New Year approaching people
are making resolutions so how about adding quit Amway to the list and just make
a clean break of it. With the New Year resolve not to waste any more money
buying shitty overpriced Amway products, attending useless “business” meetings,
worshipping the cult leaders in your Amway upline, and spending time with Amway
ambots.
So to quit Amway:
1.
Don’t renew your
annual membership fee. Or if you already did suck it up and write it off and
walk away.
2.
Don’t answer phone
calls, texts, emails or the door if its those fucking assholes in your Amway
upline.
3.
Don’t listen to
Amway’s brainwashing CD’s. Throw that shit out. Same with any Amway books or
other bullshit motivational material. Into the garbage!
4.
Don’t buy any more
overpriced shitty Amway products. No matter how much bitching the assholes in
your Amway upline do. If you don’t buy products the upline don’t make money off
you. If you’re on any kind of monthly automatic order system - cancel it or go
in and delete everything or make it zero or whatever you have to do to get the
order not to arrive.
5.
Change your credit
card number if necessary so Amway can’t charge you anything more.
6.
Cancel any of the
bullshit business propaganda the assholes in your Amway upline forced you into
signing up for : Communikate, premier membership to WWDB, World Wide Dream
Builders, or whatever cult sect you belong to. Now that one does take some work
in the form of phone calls to get the monthly charges to stop just like the gym
thing.
7.
Don’t attend any
more Amway brainwashing meetings or functions.
8.
Just say NO if any
of the fuckers in your Amway upline harass you to come to meetings or buy Amway
products. The insults, abuse and bullying will start because that’s all part of
what makes a good Amway cult leader. Hang up the phone or slam the door in the
fucker’s face. You don’t have to stand there like a good little ambot and take
it.
9.
Once the assholes
in your Amway upline realize they won’t make money off you no more they’ll drop
you. They’re only your friends as long as you keep forking over money which
means they were never friends at all. They will also banish all the other cult
followers from having anything to do with you. They think they’re cutting you
off when its actually the other way around. You’re cutting them off.
10. If nothing else just curse them out.
Amway assholes are a bunch of prudes and the language will horrify them and
they’ll start screeching about don’t say negative.
And there you have it. Make a
decision to quit and then follow through by cancelling everything that has to
do with Amway out of your lives.
Make that New Year’s resolution stick: Quit Amway! Quit that
stinking cult!
And lets send out a big old FUCK YOU to the assholes in the
Amway upline who bullied their followers into paying for another years
membership to their expensive buying club.
Wishing everyone a prosperous New Year for 2014 and if
you`re not squandering your money away in Amway you already are well on your
way to prosper!
I have a few I'd like to add:
ReplyDelete11. Lean on friends and family who may not have completely given up on you. These friends will likely be the first ones who walked away, the first to confront you about the problem while you were still in, or the ones who seemed to disappear when they found out about you joining Amway. They liked the 'you' before Amway, and will help you get your life back on track. They can also help fend off the upline better, as they have no connection to them.
12. Take a 'Fake-ation'. Tell everyone you are going out of town for a week or so. Call off work, if you can afford to, and prepare. Shut off your phone, hide your car, lock your door and take some you time. Watch real movies. Check out 'Believe', hilarious movie to anyone exposed to an MLM, and it is streaming on Netflix as of the time I am writing this. Listen to music. Read a book for the entertainment value. Sleep.
13. You will have to quit all of the outside activities you shared with your upline. Many of the crazy core IBOs I knew basically did everything but shower and sleep together. This includes church, the gym, hair stylists, etc. It is unfortunate, but these will be the places your former upline will hunt you down to try to make you feel inferior, in hopes you will rejoin. Don't. There are plenty of new options in regards to these activities, unless you work with your upline.
14. Back to friends, it is likely that your upline absolutely despises one of your former friends, or significant other. You should, undoubtedly, be seen with these people often. Your ex may be a hard sell, but you have been training for hard sells your entire time with Amway.
There's so much more, but those come to mind. Try to rebuild your former life. If you succeed, your former upline will be green with envy, and hate of course.
-Jerry
Hi Jerry.Those are good ones! Fake-ation sounds like an ambot thing. Everything about them is fake so its no surprise their vacations are too. You mean they don't sleep and shower together? You haven't been to a hotel for an Amway function where the name of the game is how many ambots can you cram in a room. The former upline is envious of everything that other people have - marriages, houses, cars and that's whey they want to destroy everything their cult followers have.
DeleteIf you're the vengeful type, get your life back together, then head back to those old places. Look at your upline's face as you drive up in a nice, new muscle car and start talking about how you were looking at a cadalac, but it was too "fake" seeming. All shiney with no real power. Seems like you pay so much for a look and get nothing under the hood.
DeleteGood ones Nick! Show those ambots how successful you are without Amway. That's not hard to do in a business where only a fraction of 1% make money!
DeleteI want to clear up that I have nothing against cadalacs, just trying to compare the ambot's prized cars to their prized jobs
DeleteNick - the ambot shitmobile of choice is usually an old Cadillac that probably looked good 30 or 40 years ago but is now falling apart. The kind if it gets a flat tire is cheaper to abandon it at the side of the road than get it fixed.
Delete1) it seems I've been spelling cadillac wrong.
Delete2) Anon: I watched Believe, and it was good. It's an awkward humor, but a fast paced movie. I will agree with your recomendation, everyone go watch this!
#10 sums it all up perfectly.
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