Life Changing Event or Just More Amway Bullshit?

Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions:

Once in a lifetime opportunity

Life changing event

Biggest function of the year

Not to be missed

Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the pyramids in Egypt.

The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.

Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!

There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are major WWDB events Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, Dream Night and Free Enterprise Days FED where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to the function so the Diamonds can get richer.

The upline Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls around in 3 months.

This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you and humiliate you in front of the other ambots at Amway cult meetings until you come up with the money and buy the ticket.

The lying assholes in the Amway upline will lie to the cult followers and brainwash them into believing that they will be learning about leadership, building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway propaganda.

The reality is the only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions is they change the name: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free Enterprise Days FED.

There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the  bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them. Family Reunion will have a few other scamming lying Amway assholes who have reached a certain level usually Platinum sharing the stage with the Diamonds. All those sack of shit Platinums do is thank all the fucking assholes in their upline. Boring shit that goes on for what seems like an hour or two but I think they’re really only assigned 5 or 10 minutes - it only seems like forever. Let’s skip past those bastards. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars around.

A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next one rolls around in 3 months.

No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes. Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Amway Ambots Obsessed With “Broke”

Every now and then I get some fucked up Amway ambot leaving a comment on the blog. These bastards are outraged that someone is getting the truth out there about what its like being inside the Amway cult, how much money you lose in Amway, the abuse you take from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline, and the lies you hear.

Some ambots are so furious they have to leave a comment. And thanks by the way when you do that because it just keeps this blog up at the top of the search engines!

The overwhelming response I get from ambots is that they accuse me of having a job. I’ve had jobs over the years but I’m more or less retired for a long time. I just don’t go around bragging about it endless the way fucked up Amway ambots do. Nothing wrong with having a job except if you’re an Amway ambot then you look at having a job as pure shit evil. The ironic thing is if these ambots didn’t have jobs then they wouldn’t be able to buy Amway products and tools.

The other thing ambots accuse me of is being broke. I’ve gone over this in other posts. We’re in the same income bracket as what Amway’s literature shows a Diamond earning. So if you go by fucked up Amway ambot logic if I’m broke then so is everyone else in our income level included the ambot’s beloved Diamonds. And sure I’d say there’s a lot of broke Diamonds out there. Or former Diamonds. It takes a lot of credit cards and loans and going into debt to keep up the Amway Diamond millionaire lifestyle on a low 6 figures income.

Going back to when I used to work I can’t think of once at any job where the employees gathered around and talked about which of our coworkers was broke. We also never chatted about how people who worked for other companies were broke. We just didn’t. Broke was not an obsessive topic of conversation for us.

Broke is an obsessive topic of conversation of Amway ambots. Yup heard it tons of times at Amway cult meetings. The cult leader would screech about how everyone not in Amway is broke and how everyone who’s not in Amway will either be dead or broke by the time you’re 65. The only salvation out there is Amway. Hallelujah!!!

Back to those Amway assholes that show up here frequently to tell me I’m broke. Really why do they give a fuck if I’m broke or not. How does whether or not I’m broke affect their lives at all? Do these ambots plan to give me money so I won’t be broke anymore? I doubt it.

If you’re in Amway you’re the ones who are broke and that is because you have to constantly tithe the Great Amway God or you’ll catch holy shit from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline if you don’t fork over enough dollars.

Quit Amway and you’re no longer shelling out hundreds of dollars a month. Finances start to get under control and you’re no longer broke all the time.

The assholes in your Amway upline conspire to keep you broke all the time as part of how they control you. You got to give all your money to the Great Amway God and in return in 2 to 5 years you will be filthy rich and have bazillions of dollars rolling in every month for the rest of your life and you will never be broke. And if you think about quitting because you’re broke all the time thanks to Amway those bastards in your Amway upline will ride your ass and bitch at you that you can’t quit now not when success is right around the corner.

Why are those fucking Amway assholes so fucking obsessed about how broke I am. It must make them think they’re better than me because they’re in Amway and I’m not and by virtue of being in Amway they’ll never be broke (HA!).

Here’s a message for you fucking little Amway ambots who think I’m broke. I’m good at investments. If I don’t do anything too crazy I should be set for the rest of my life.

And if you really think I’m broke, send money. Just quit it with your fucking obsession about broke. Normal people don’t obsess over who is and is not broke.

Children of Ambots

I’ve been getting a few messages recently from children of ambots that I’ll post soon in case readers have missed them.

They had horrible childhoods because of their parents involvement in the Amway cult. A lot of it is neglect. The parents didn’t spend time with them because they were too busy going out of every night of the week to Amway meetings or prospecting. Same with weekends. Full of Amway events and hanging out with other cult members jabbering about how they’re all going to be rich very soon.

These parents put a box of soap or a case of water as more important than their children. Spending hundreds of hours to maybe make a $1 commission on an Amway sale was more important than spending time with their children.

Stories from the children that they could not attend their friend’s birthday parties because their parents would not buy a birthday gift for the friend because they “counseled with upline” and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline told them it was more important to use that money to buy Amway tools or products that buying birthday presents.

The children also suffer humiliation because their ambot parents prospected the parents of their friends or classmates. Stories of schoolyard teasing from the other kids because their parents are in Amway.

People involved in Amway have no business having children. They don’t spend time with their children because they have to spend time with the assholes in their Amway upline. Any spare money must be spent on Amway instead of clothes or other items the children need. Imagine sending your kid off to school with an Amway food bar, Perfect Water, and a Nutrilite vegetable/fruit vitamin. 

Sure these ambot parents say they’re in Amway to make a better life for themselves and their children but its only happened to a handful of breakout Diamonds. Everyone else is in for a lifetime of poverty if they stick around the Amway cult long enough.

The weird thing is even with the way they’re treated the children of ambots still say they’d rather stay with their parents than be taken away and placed in a nurturing home. They don’t know anything else. They have a driven in sense of love and loyalty to their parents no matter how bad their life is.

These ambots who think they’re making a better life for their families by denying them time, attention, and basic needs end up with adult children who resent them. This probably doesn’t apply to parents who tried Amway and quit after a few months and can recover from this horrible experience. I’m talking about parents who are lifers and are in the Amway cult for years.

Your children will hate you for it.

Another Former Amway Employee Tells It Like It Is

I always like hearing from former Amway employees. Love this one who talks about the drivel he heard from the Amway speakers. Drivel? He’s too kind. Around here we refer to it as bullshit from the stage. I can see how it would be really tough to take an entire weekend’s worth of bullshit from an Amway convention and try to condense it into an hour or so’s worth of a tape that can be sold to the brainwashed ambots. I mean those bullshitters on the stage at Amway functions all the same thing. Maybe slightly differently. You get one husband and wife team he worked at a gas station and she works as a waitress. The next husband and wife team he cleans port a potties and she works as a cashier. The rest of their stories are the same. A dear friend showed them the Amway plan, they borrowed money to get gas in the car to get to their first Amway convention, and now here they are richer than all the billionaires of the world combined with bazillions of dollars rolling in every month from Amway. Blah blah blah bullshit.

Yup the real money to be made is from the tools. Who gets to profit share in the tool scam money? The Diamonds. They don’t really want other IBO’s getting to Diamond no matter how much they lie and gush about how they want you to stand on the stage with them. Cause if you’re standing on the stage with them that means you get profit sharing from the Amway tool scam and that’s less piece of the pie for the longtimers.

First, I'm happy to see you're not intimidated by the dain-brammaged Am-Wankers. In the seventies, I was hired by an Emerald to distill an entire weekend, yes..Friday night, Saturday night, and Sunday..into a ninety-minute cassette tape, those pushed upon subordinates by the 'uplines'. Editing all that drivel into something palatable was a real job, as I couldn't distinguish between 'information' and babbling..especially after listening to the Charlotte Diamonds drone on about nothing for hours.It all sounded like horse-hockey, and was. That said, it was evident to me, an outsider, where the real money was generated...and it wasn't in the product, but the 'tools'...an exaggeration to be sure. 'TOOLS?' The only 'tool' I saw was a Diamond Direct lying through her teeth. (Both of them) It was an experience I would not want to repeat, but I'm wiser for the experience. It's truly sad, and immoral, to monetarily rape the innocent, and those involved should be ashamed. They're not, and more's the pity...greed-heads, all.

Things To Do In Minneapolis, Minnesota Instead of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2013

Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Minneapolis, Minnesota May 4 – 5, 2013 at the Minneapolis Convention Center.

Hmmm. Shows what I know. Never knew Minneapolis is known for holding conventions so that they’d actually have a center to hold them in! I always thought the only thing Minneapolis was known for was home to the Mary Tyler Moore Show!

No really. Practically everything I know about Minneapolis I know from watching the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Seeing as how its been many years since I last saw one of those reruns well that pretty much puts me as good as knowing nothing. I remember there were a lot of snow storms during the show. Anyway if you want to see the statue of Mary Tyler Moore tossing her hat in the air its in front of Macy’s at 700 Nicollet Mall. Here’s a page that has some photos of the statue. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/5735 Doesn’t cost nothing to go over and look at the news girl who’s gonna make it on her own. Unlike the Amway ambot crowd! They will NEVER make it!

Segway Tours  A little pricey at $80 for a 2 or 3 hour tour around town on a Segway but at least it comes in well under wasting $125 to be brainwashed at an Amway convention.

I have discovered the much coveted zoo in town. The Minnesota Zoo. At $18 its nearly as pricey as that zoo up in Calgary! Seniors and children are $12.

Minneapolis Institute of Arts gets high marks on Trip Advisor. And its free!

Stone Arch Bridge Who wants to walk over the Mississippi River? Kodak moment!

OK. I found the perfect place for me in Minneapolis. Surly Beer! http://www.surlybrewing.com/ Free tour. Free beer. Not a lot I can say other than those schnooks up in Calgary with the big rock problem should be taking notes. FREE! Not rip off $25!!!!

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas, Nevada April 12 – 14, 2013 at the Orleans Arena.

Spokane, Washington April 19 – 21, 2013 at the Spokane Arena

Honolulu, Hawaii April 21 – 22, 2013 at The Modern.

Washington, DC April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Hyatt Dulles

Denver, Colorado, April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza

Calgary, Alberta May 3 – 5, 2013 at the Calgary Stampede Corral

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!

Always Check With The Ex

I had a woman contact me who recently started dating an Ambot. She really cares for the guy but as many woman ahead of her have discovered Amway = huge turn off.

Without trying to come off as sexist here most women tend to do the majority of the household shopping. We’ve got a very good idea of what prices are and through trial and error we find products that work the best for us. So she starts dating an ambot and he wants her to support him and buy his Amway products. Like most women do when they see the price tag on Amway products they go holy fuck that is really fucking expensive. Then the ambot gets all defensive and says wouldn’t you want to pay more for quality. Quality is subjective. What one person thinks is good quality someone else thinks is shit. Collectively Amway ambots have a fucked up version of what good quality is. It doesn’t take long for people who are not in the Amway cult to figure out these are substandard products. We can go to the store where there’s lots of variety and buy a better product for a much lower price. Not everyone wants to pay more for “quality” anyways.

So this woman is mortified that the ambot she’s dating actually thinks Amway products are good quality and worth the high price tag. Yeah join the club. We all think that. Amway = overpriced shitty products.

Same thing too when we look at Amway’s business plan. It looks good on paper but how easy is it to execute. I mean you gotta find 6 people open to buying around $300 worth of shitty Amway products every month to make that 100PV minimum to get a commission check. And they gotta find 6 people and they gotta find 6 people and so on and so on. A handful of ambots can find 6 people but keeping them motivated and buying shitty overpriced products is another story. Most ambots can’t find one person open to being scammed. Men look at Amway’s business plan and see the $$$. Women look at Amway’s business plan and think how the hell are we going to find people. So she’s looking at the plan right. 99% failure rate. Shitty business opportunity.

Her ambot is getting defensive. Check. They all are. How dare anyone challenge their beloved cult and its products.

She’s been reading Married To An Ambot and finding it very helpful in understanding the new boyfriend. By the way she is the first woman he’s dated since his divorce.

His parents have been trying for years to get him out of the Amway cult.

And then he finally confesses that his ex-wife left him because of Amway. His ex was very clear. It was Amway that caused the divorce.

The girlfriend is shocked because originally the boyfriend told her it was something else that led to the divorce.

Who else sees all the red flags here?

Here’s the thing. Most guys are gonna try to put themselves in a good light when they start dating again. Ladies if you want to know what’s wrong with him and the real reason behind the divorce you must talk to the ex-wife. Women are different that way. They’ll tell you the truth cause they don’t want to see another woman get hurt by the lousy bastard not because they care you’re dating their ex. If the husband was cheating on them they’ll tell you. Then you got a good picture that if he cheated on his ex-wife he’ll probably cheat on you too.

If the ex-wife left him because of Amway that’ll probably happen to you too.

He is cheating on you with Amway. He will never love you as much as he loves Amway. Especially a guy who’s been in it long enough to have Amway destroy his marriage and then not quit Amway! He’s a lifer. He will put a box of soap over you any day.

Amway is all about destroying relationships.

If you’re interested in dating a divorced man and he’s in Amway, ask for the ex-wife’s phone number and get the dirt from her. Women aren’t going to hold back about what destroyed their marriage.

So on behalf of the ex mentioned in this story lets send out another big old fuck you to Amway and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline for destroying that relationship!

Things To Do In Calgary, Alberta Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2013

This year Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Calgary, Alberta May 3 – 5, 2013 at the Calgary Stampede Corral. Now I grew up watching John Wayne movies so I know what a corral is. The place where all the cows are herded and its got a fence all around it. My main thing about being inside a corral where a bunch of cows were is you gotta watch what you might be stepping in! Pretty typical of any Amway meetings they’re all full of shit. But a reader clued me in that this corral is an indoor arena and whether or not cows are in there is unknown but we do know they’ll be tons of shit there!

Keeping with my theme of finding better things to do than spend $125 for a ticket to World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2013 going to an Amway function to get brainwashed I have to say Calgary was nearly as tough a town to find things to do as Spokane was. Not too many attractions that aren’t seasonal or out of town. It looks like Calgary has parks and festivals and rodeos but with time constraints, none that are happening May 3 to 5 2013. Calgary is also one of those Spring Leadership cities that Amway expects a bunch of fucking dumb asses to show up so they hold it over 3 days instead of 2. The slightly smarter Amway IBO’s are given permission to attend Spring Leadership in Honolulu, DC, Denver, or Minneapolis because some upline Amway asshole has decided they can “get it” in 2 days in those cities instead of 3 days in Las Vegas, Spokane, and Calgary.

Calgary Tower - Its open daily 9am to 9pm. The description says from the top you can see the city, the Rockies, and the prairies. Sounds a little dull to me. Tickets cost $15.24. What the fuck kind of price is that? Why not $15 or $16 or $15.25? Normally I would say different prices for different age groups but these prices are so fucking bizarre I have to put them down.. Over 65 years $13.33. Between 13 and 17 $10.48. Ages 4 to 12 $6.67. Then their webpage says you got to put 5% tax on top of that. What the fuck are they charging tax on something like this? You get on an elevator ride up and look at the city and the prairie? I couldn’t find any twofer coupons. At least in Las Vegas the two towers cost about the same price but has 2 for 1 coupons everywhere so $15 for 2 people is a better deal. Go to Spring Leadership in Las Vegas as long as you’re not actually attending the Amway brainwash conference. The view from their towers is a lot more interesting!

The Calgary Zoo.  Yup, I have found yet another zoo in a city where Amway WWDB is holding Spring Leadership! The zoo here costs a few bucks more than other city zoos at $22.50. Maybe it costs more to feed animals in Canada? Lower prices for different age groups. At least they don’t have the bizarre penny pincher pricing at the zoo that the tower has. But they still want to charge you tax on top of it.

Glenbow Museum.  Some people on Trip Advisor say its a nice museum. Costs $14, slightly less for other age groups. At least this one includes the tax in your admission! I’d still go to the zoo over the museum.

Big Rock Brewery - Seeing as how I’ve found other beer breweries in other towns offering free tours and tasting I decided to check this one out. First thing I found out is they want you to cough up $25 for tour and tasting! $35 if you do the night tour. Holy shit! Did they hear a bunch of ambots were going to be in town and decide to rip them off seeing as how they’re already used to being ripped off by Amway? So I’d say stick with where you can get the freebie beer tours and tasting. But the name intrigued me. Did this Albertan have a big rock in his yard he had to figure out what to do with? The website gave a little more info and apparently there’s this big rock out in a field a few miles south of Calgary that was deposited there by a glacier and people go out there and look at it. Yup. Life doesn’t get much more exciting in Calgary than driving around looking for rocks out in fields!

No offense to anyone from Calgary but it looks like the biggest hit with tourists would be the highway heading out of town!

If you’re married to an ambot try to steer him to Honolulu or Las Vegas for Spring Leadership where at least you’ll have stuff to do while he’s out being brainwashed by the cult leaders.

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas, Nevada April 12 – 14, 2013 at the Orleans Arena.

Spokane, Washington April 19 – 21, 2013 at the Spokane Arena

Honolulu, Hawaii April 21 – 22, 2013 at The Modern.

Washington, DC April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Hyatt Dulles

Denver, Colorado, April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza

Minneapolis, Minnesota May 4 – 5, 2013 at the Minneapolis Convention Center

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!

Amway Retires Yet Another 18 Year Old!

I get some dumb ass Amway ambot stop by to leave words of wisdom. How do you know when a teenager is lying? When their mouth is moving! How do you know when an Amway IBO is lying? When their mouth is moving! What happens when you put them together? Amway asshole and a teenager all in one shitty little package. LIAR!!!  And then leaving a comment on this blog so we can all laugh at the little fucker so here you go.

Lol, there's no way this website is real. I'm 18 and i retired through the World Wide Group Amway organization after going silver. I'm never going to work again in my entire life. I registered on December 26 or 2012. Quit whining and either build the business or have fun working a job for the REST of your lives. I'm extremely tempted to just write an obnoxious amount of "lol"'s, but I think i'll go do whatever i want in real life forever instead. Peace

My response to the little Amway bastard? I told him and yes no doubt in my mind it’s a him that he needed to be a better liar than that if he wanted to succeed in Amway. Specifically he forgot to tell us he bought a house and paid for it in cash, owns a fleet of sports cars, and vacations every month on Peter Island. I mean when you’re a lying Amway asshole why not just go for it!? Ha!

OK maybe its time for me to go LOL.

Can you imagine this kid’s parents having to put up with a lying obnoxious little Amway asshole.

Ambot Dick Goes to Amway Spring Leadership

(Thanks Dick for your story!)

I remember one year we were driving down to a major function.

It was myself, my wife, another couple in our downline, and a single
guy in our downline (all friends of ours before the amway scam and
still friends till this very day). We had recently replaced my wife's
car with a brand new van. One of those Ford Wind-star or
Something-Star. Can't remember the exact model name, but it was super
luxo, comfy, cushiony, roomy... Just perfect for a road trip. So I
suggested we all go down together. We were friends as I mentioned so
it wouldn't be like driving for hours with a bunch of people that made
us uncomfortable. Basically, we could all be ourselves and enjoy the
ride, stop and eat, take in some sights etc. The wives insisted we
have some fun cause they never were into the whole amway scam-- they
were just being good wives and playing along.

So. It's a HOT summer day--Hotter than most. We live in Canada and are
driving to the US. So like any NORMAL human being would do on a day
like that-- we were all wearing shorts, tank-tops, sandals... You
know-- beach attire. The a/c was blasting, the van was cold, and we
were all super comfy.

We pull up to the Canada/US border and what do we see??? Ambots
everywhere!!!! Hahahahaha.

Now one of the reasons I love to read your blog so much is because I
can just visualize some of the stuff you describe and I'm really into
the details. I remember reading your post about the clunker brigade
lol. I don't think the border guards had ever seen a bigger
collection of oil leaking, black smoke spewing, clikering clackering,
rusted 17 year old Corollas and Civics at one time... EVER.

So we look over to one particular sub-sub-compact shitbox that looks
like this -------- and we see 5, count em-- FIVE ambots, all suited up
with their fine Italian suits from Walmart (lololol). Wearing their
full gear, ties bound all the way to the top, strangling them. Now
keep in mind it's 32 degrees Celsius (89 degrees Fahrenheit) and
probably closer to 120f with the humidity factored in. And judging
from the amount of sweat, (I'd say perspiration but believe me-- this
was SWEAT), on their faces and on their suits, the a/c in their fine
automobile was NOT working.

Because of all these serious business people all crossing the border
at the same approx time-- we were at a near stand still. We didn't
mind much cause it would give us a chance to stretch our legs as we
slowly crept up to the border guard booth.

So.... Out of our icy cold van comes the unmarried guy in my downline
(we'll call him Bill). Bill, like most of my downline and myself-- was
into the biz as a biz (till we figured out it was impossible to make
money) but couldn't really deal with the stuffiness of the ambots. And
this particular guy was a little ruff around the edges but a good
person none the less. So picture this....

Bill just woke up, he gets out, scratches his head, yawns in a real
annoying way-- kinda loudly and rudely, looks over at that car which
was parallel to us, realizes they're a bunch of ambots, looks at
them... looks again, looks closer, and yells -- "what-da fuck is wrong
wit ya ga-eeezzz?!?!?!?!.... It's fucking boilin!!!!" Imagine the
sheer horror in the ambots' eyes. They looked over completely shocked,
saw Bill in his shorts scratching himself, and quickly looked forward,
in fear.

My married guy friend and I, under the full protection of the new
van's dark, factory-tinted windows, were both laughing so hard that I
had to hold my private parts for fear of peeing on myself. I didn't
recognize any of the ambots in that particular car but still-- I was
sure that eventually, we'd show up at some local event driving that
particular van and we'd run into them, and someone would recognize
that it had been us that day... but I just didn't care-- I couldn't
stop laughing.

It was 150 degrees for sure with the five of them in that car, and you
know how polyester goes with humidity... Hahahaha. They were baking in
there for sure, but they probably attributed it to the fact that they
were so-- fired up, fired up!!!! Yuk!!

I asked the girls how the hell someone could dress that way on a day
like that and cram into a car and drive for hours.

My wife's opinion....
These stupid bastards are driving down there in those clothes cause
they haven't brought any other clothes with them. They have no
intention of paying for a hotel. Whenever there is down time (1:00am
to 8:00am) they're gonna hang around a 24 hour Starbucks just waiting
for the the function to begin. Hey-- why pay for lodging when you
could stand around all night as to not wrinkle your suit!!

She was probably right.

What To Do In Denver, Colorado Instead Of WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2013

Amway WWDB is holding World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2013 in Denver Colorado on April 27 to 28 2013 at the Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza. Scheduling conflict for ambots that like to hit as many Spring Leadership conferences as they can because WWDB Spring Leadership is also being held the same dates in Washington DC. Oh the horror of it all if you’re an Amway ambot and have to pick between the two!

Keeping up with my theme of finding better and lower priced things to do in cities holding Amway functions, instead of going to the brainwashing convention I’ve tried to round up a few fun things to do in Denver, Colorado. Most of the fun things seem to involve driving out of Denver and hitting the ski slopes! Hmm end of April may be a little late for skiing. I’ll see what else I can find.

Who saw the movie Cliffhanger? The Denver Mint was featured in it transporting out of circulation money. Hijacking and plane crashes and action packed scenes. So the United States Mint is a good choice. And its free! Woo hoo! Sucks that you can’t bring your purse into this place. Where you gonna stash some cash! I love that you are allowed to bring your cell phone inside but if you whip it out you will be escorted out by Mint Security. If ambots are visiting they’d have to call in extra security to escort out those damned ambots because of their fuck you I’m better than everyone else attitude and I’ll use my fucking cell phone if I want to! Can’t miss those important texts and phone calls from the assholes in my Amway upline! http://www.usmint.gov/mint_tours/index.cfm?action=StartReservation

Coors Brewery Tour - Free tour. Free beer tasting. Need I say anything else? Here’s the website for more info. http://www.millercoors.com/golden-brewery-tour.aspx

Denver Zoo - Oh how I love a zoo! As long as its not the Amway zoo! It is nice that most of the places Amway holds functions have a zoo. Coin toss! Should I visit the baboons at the Denver Zoo or the baboons stomping across the stage at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership? Admission is $15 or slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 years or younger than 12 years. A couple could spend a day at the zoo and go out for a really nice dinner all for less than the cost of one $125 ticket to Spring Leadership. http://www.denverzoo.org/

Denver Art Museum - if you’re into looking at works of art this is the place to be. It costs $13 or slightly cheaper if you’re a Colorado resident. Where’s that coin for the toss? Museum or zoo? Goodbye Picasso hello lions. http://www.denverartmuseum.org/

Wings Over The Rockies Air and Space Museum - I’ve visited a few aircraft museums and this is something I’d consider seeing as how I still haven’t gotten over the Spruce Goose being moved out of Long Beach! Not that goosie is in Colorado. I think it went somewhere in Oregon. Admission is $11. Slightly cheaper if you’re over 65 or under 12. http://www.wingsmuseum.org/

Molly Brown House Museum - If you’re a Titanic trivia buff you’ll enjoy this museum where the unsinkable Molly Brown lived. Admission is $8, slightly cheaper for other age groups. Lets see. We have our choice. Going to an evening of Amway horrors for $125 or going to a place where someone lived through the horrors of the sinking Titanic. I know which one I’m choosing! http://www.mollybrown.org/

Want to do some shopping? Denver’s 16th Street Mall is a much better place to spend the day than stuck inside an auditorium listening to a bunch of aging Diamonds who use Amway functions to make their real money. Free shuttle buses and free Wifi anywhere up and down the pedestrian mall. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/16th_Street_Mall

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2012! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2014. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas, Nevada April 12 – 14, 2013 at the Orleans Arena.

Spokane, Washington April 19 – 21, 2013 at the Spokane Arena

Honolulu, Hawaii April 21 – 22, 2013 at The Modern.

Washington, DC April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Hyatt Dulles

Calgary, Alberta May 3 – 5, 2013 at the Calgary Stampede Corral

Minneapolis, Minnesota May 4 – 5, 2013 at the Minneapolis Convention Center

Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

WWDB Amway Spring Leadership sucks!

And there are better things to do in Denver than attend a fucking Amway function!

Angry Ambots

The angriest people I've ever met in my life are Amway ambots.

Oh sure when you meet them for the first time they’ll have these dumb ass ambot grins on their face and they’ll love bomb you. They put on this phony ass act whenever there are people in the room who are not cult members. Gotta bullshit the prospects into thinking everything is all nicey nice.

But once you get to know these Amway assholes they are angry ambots!

I have angry Amway ambots showing up to leave comments on the blog and man are they ever fucking angry ambots! They are outraged that this blog alerts others to the lies told by the assholes in your Amway upline, the lines Amway ambots use to prospect and scam unsuspecting victims to join the cult, the abuse you have to put up with from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline, the financial losses, and the emotional distress. These angry ambots are so fucking pissed off that someone is blogging about this scam and getting the truth out there about being inside the Amway cult that it potentially cuts into their “business” and stops victims from signing up and customers from buying overpriced shitty Amway products and investing in the Amway tool scam.

Angry ambots!

And there’s plenty to be angry about when you’re stuck inside the Amway cult. Ambots have been brainwashed to devote all their time and money to their Amway cult leaders. They’ve been brainwashed to believe that people who are not members of the Amway cult are evil dreamstealers and to stay away from them, cutting out existing relationships with family and friends. They’re being told they must ask permission before doing anything so they are no longer able to do fun activities they enjoyed before becoming a cult member. They are “investing” all this money in “the business” and only seeing a return of $10 or so each month and that’s only if they consistently purchase about $300 worth of Amway products every month. I’m not counting a few hundred dollars more that must be flushed down the toilet with the Amway tool scam buying tickets to functions and CDs and books and other bullshit propaganda. The only people making a profit on those materials are the Diamonds sitting on top of the pyramid and there ain’t no room for no one else up there.

Wiping out your savings account and driving up the credit card debt are reasons enough to make ambots angry.

Then the ambot wants to quit. Then the Amway cult leader starts riding their ass. “You can’t quit now not when success is right around the corner. You’re about to go really big really soon I can feel it.” So the ambot believes the brainwashing message and sticks around to keep losing money and keep getting angrier.

And then the assholes in the Amway upline reinforce their message to the ambots:

“This Amway business is so easy that any fucking moron can succeed at it.”

“If you’re not making money in Amway then you’re not trying hard enough.”

“Only lazy people don’t make money in Amway.”

“If you don’t make money in Amway then you’re a loser.”

And on and on come the messages that only serve to make ambots angry. The Amway upline are the most fucking negative bastards around. Way to go to promote moral in your downline!

Family and friends try to reason with the ambot. The ambot gets angry with them and gets all defensive protecting the scam. Angry because somewhere deep down the ambot knows these people are right but the ambot can never admit that someone who is not in Amway is telling the truth and is right about something. So the ambot lashes out their anger at anyone who is trying to get them to understand the truth about the Amway scam and understand that they’re being scammed out of their money.

That would mean the ambot’s beloved Amway cult leaders are full of bullshit and are a bunch of fucking liars. That makes the ambot angry when they figure out they’ve been tricked and scammed.

Amway is no fun and that makes ambots angry.

The longer an ambot stays in Amway the longer they have to put up being bullied by the assholes in their upline and that makes ambots angry.

Don’t want to be angry no more? Get the hell out of Amway!

Ambot Sammy Goes to Las Vegas Amway WWDB Spring Leadership

Thanks to Sammy (no longer known as Scammy seeing as how he quit Scamway!) for your story.

Glad I came to this site and am not the only one that found this stuff to be bullshit!

I went to the Vegas leadership because i was told its a "Once in a lifetime opportunity" and that it would be "life changing" if I went. 3 days of just nonstop talking about how rich the diamonds are, how we need to plug into CORE, how much they all love us, and on an on and on....I've never felt so stupid for wasting money like that before, ever! We had to sit for 8-12 hours straight and then we went to "night owls" where they just kept repeating the same shit.

I said enough and just went upstairs to the room to get some sleep. The worst part is that Im a med student and I have never heard of Amway. Ive been super skeptical since day one and when the guy told me to take out a loan to get to the convention(again, student so Im essentially broke) I just looked at him like he was insane. Loan? I just paid to get into this dumb idea, paid for a "startup package," paid for my super ultra necessary "communikate" system that gets useless voicemails while I still get txts and phone calls from everyone(I'll never understand that concept) and on top of that, Im gonna pay 50$ a month for cds and books I dont need.

I've already got one foot out the door. Im just trying to bring my friends with me(my buddy who Ive known for 14years) since I thought I was doing him a favor by bringing him into this company. I found myself bugging him to buy once he was my downline and since then, Ive stopped and am doing everything I can to get him out.

Its been only 1 month and theres already a new convention in Washington. Guess what, I cant afford to go since Vegas cleaned me out(must be a first since there was no gambling) and my upline lied to me about costs and food(his words: yea man, just bring like 50$ and we'll help you out and give you meal bars and everything!). He never helped me once while I was there and wouldnt even give me a perfect water without selling it to me.

Guess what, If I miss this one, apparently its the second thing in the world you will regret missing and "you have to be there to set the example for your downline!"

Psh, please, blow it tout your ass ambots.

What To Do In Washington DC Instead Of Amway Spring Leadership 2013

Amway WWDB is holding their World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership in Washington DC on April 27 to 28, 2013 at the Hyatt Dulles.

I am not familiar at all with this hotel but a quick Google search takes me to their web page and I found the information for their meeting and banquet rooms. The banquet rooms are smaller but 3 or 4 of them walls can be opened up to hold 380 people. Or open up a bunch of them to get what is called the ballroom and that holds 600 people. So there you have it. Choose an option. 600 or 380 ambots. At $125 ticket. $75,000 or $47,500. I have no idea what the cost to rent the facility is for the entire weekend but lets call it $20,000 for the sake of argument. And another $5,000 into WWDB’s bank account for booking and all the other trouble they go to. Ha ha! It would suck if you’re the Diamond(s) at the Washington DC Spring Leadership. Small room = smaller number of attendees = less tool scam money. Lets say high case scenario 600 ambots. After the hotel and WWDB are paid that’s $55,000 to be split amongst the Diamonds. Certainly not too shabby an amount for scamming people but there will be infighting for sure. There was probably already Diamond fighting over who was going to get stuck with the small event and less money in their wallet.

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership Washington DC is an unfortunate conflict for some good little ambots because there is another Amway conference happening in Denver the same weekend April 27, 28 2013. I can imagine the torture and anguish as those bastards try to figure out how to be in 2 different places at the same time! Ha ha!

Anyway this means another one of my posts where I find things to do in town instead of attending World Wide Dream Builders Amway Spring Leadership brainwashing conference. I would recommend staying at home - save time and money instead of blowing it on the Amway tool scam plus the costs getting and staying in Washington DC. Anyway gotta get some more keywords in cause I got lots of ambots searching for how they can be brainwashed at Amway Spring Leadership 2013.

I found a website that highlights 100 free of nearly free things to do in Washington DC. Uh huh. Almost sounds like being in Tijuana - almost free! http://washington.org/visiting/browse-dc/attractions/100-free-things-to-do

How about taking a tour of the White House? I’ve never done it but my aunt did and she said it was free. She had to write a letter to her congressman requesting the tour and sure enough the web page I found here says pretty much the same thing so it does require a little advance planning. You can be pretty darned sure they’re running a security check on everyone before they get accepted for a tour. Keep an eye on this website. Due to staffing reductions they’ve cancelled tours until further notice but maybe writing the congressman is still a good way in. http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/tours-and-events

Or you could just walk past 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and take pictures. Beats sitting inside an Amway meeting!

Actually if it was me I’d just keep walking and head to the Washington Mall and check out Capitol Hill and the monuments and memorials.

Visiting the Smithsonian Museum is a much more interesting and educational way to spend the day than being brainwashed at an Amway meeting. Can’t beat the price - free! And way more educational that an Amway brainwashing conference!

The National Zoo is a great way to spend a day. And a much better deal than shelling out big bucks for Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Yup another freebie! But parkings $22 for the day. Oh well can’t win them all but it sure way cheaper than an Amway conference! Go visit the lions and tigers display and imagine what fun it would be to set these big cats loose inside an Amway convention! Yeah! I would pay for that! As long as I had a safe viewing area that is!

If you’d like to walk in George Washington’s footsteps it might be worth while to take a short drive out of DC and head to Virginia where Mount Vernon mansion is located. Tours cost $17. Slightly less if you’re over 62 or under 12. http://www.mountvernon.org/

So there you have it. Much better things to choose from in Washington DC instead of wasting time getting brainwashed at an Amway function.

OK now time for more keywords for people searching for Amway function WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2013 convention conference. And now I won’t forget the ambots who think they have the power to turn back time to Spring Leadership 2012 or the Amway asshole looking ahead to next year’s Amway Spring Leadership 2014.

Las Vegas, Nevada April 12 – 14, 2013 at the Orleans Arena.

Spokane, Washington April 19 – 21, 2013 at the Spokane Arena

Honolulu, Hawaii April 21 – 22, 2013 at The Modern.

Denver, Colorado, April 27 – 28, 2013 at the Denver Merchandise Mart Plaza

Calgary, Alberta May 3 – 5, 2013 at the Calgary Stampede Corral

Minneapolis, Minnesota May 4 – 5, 2013 at the Minneapolis Convention Center

Avoid Amway WWDB Spring Leadership!

Amway WWDB Spring Leadership sucks!

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!