If you are an Amway asshole and you see me in Barnes & Noble - don't fuck with me!
My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Annoying Amway Ambots Flock To Barnes And Noble
If you are an Amway asshole and you see me in Barnes & Noble - don't fuck with me!
16 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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I wish ambots stay out of Starbucks. Can't stand having them bother me while I'm trying to drink coffee and use WiFi.
ReplyDeleteI think I saw an ambot pitching a young couple when I walked past Starbucks the other day. He was doing a presentation and the woman looked bored and the man had his arms crossed and was giving him a you're full of shit glare.
DeleteI like to pretend I'm an Ambot when the Jehovah's Witnesses come around. I let them in, then slide into my pitch: "If you're one of the chosen few and living in the desert waiting for the end of days, you'll need soap, vitamins, toothpaste..."
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Just answer the door in your underwear and scratch yourself the next time they come around!
DeleteI am actually hoping to get pitched by an Ambot again just so I can mess with them.
ReplyDeleteYeah that'll be fun. I'd like to get in on that too.
DeleteWhat I need is a partner in crime. I'll act all interested and have a pretend gf sound like Anna banana lol. I'll pretend to place a 500.00 order and have the mad gf rip up the cheque. Doing this alone would be boring
DeleteSounds like fun. Rip rip. Who's got the easy part?
DeleteI posted on another thread about a family member who had gotten into the it Works Skinny Wrap scam. After they came back from "conference" all jacked up and ready to roll, they were "blitzing" people at Starbucks. Even posted a picture on Facebook of one of them handing a blitz card to an employee while ordering their coffee. Anybody else run into the It Works zombies?
ReplyDeleteTwo of them advertise in my local gym, using pictures that look like they are letting it all out on the left and sucking it all in in the right. Trying to sell their overpriced fake herbal.
DeleteFor 1/5 of the price you can buy a jar of herbal cream for wraps and you get 15+ uses (stonach) out of it.
Dan I don't know the product but these MLM scams operate pretty much the same way.
DeleteAnonymous your gym allows patrons to advertise? Sucking in their stomachs so everyone thinks they lost weight. Hold their breath until the picture is taken. Probably been done on those who brag about Amway's weight loss program too.
DeleteThe other products they ( It Works ) sell are over-priced supplements, something called Fat Fighters, Confinaza for stress relief, Thermo-fit, and something for hair and nail growth. They prey on insecure women with body image issues it seems, or those who are overly vain. My family member has had eating disorders and body image issues her entire life so this is a bad place for her to be. Oh well, she's an adult.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading all the ambot posts here, it's clear that the It Works scam is identical to Amway, except that they target young females. You know what they say, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
Oh come on Dan. You know at Amway meetings they yap about how pigs don't know other pigs stink? How do they know that pigs don't know that? Or is it just another Amway lie.
DeleteThe pig stink audio was my favorite. Had to listen to it on YouTube again. Love how the audio twist numbers and everything else
DeleteHunh? I don't think I know that one! LOL!
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