Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Annoying Amway Ambots Flock To Barnes And Noble

“Amway how to strike up conversation in Barnes & Noble” was the criteria an ambot used to search Google and ended up at this blog. There’s also been lots of comments left on this blog by people who were shopping at Barnes & Noble and got sniped by some Amway asshole trying to prospect them.

 

Its a big NO for IBO’s to harrass customers shopping at Barnes & Noble. http://www.amquix.info/quixtar_barnes_noble_stop.html

 

The problem is information control from Amway’s upline cult leaders. Memos like this are not sent out to individual IBO’s but rather to the Amway cult leaders. It is their responsibility to notify their downline but not everyone gets notified.

 

Especially IBO’s who signed up after this was sent out from head office since I don’t think Amway refers to itself as Quixtar anymore. I guess that trick them scheme has run the course. Undoubtedly complaints were coming in Barnes & Noble management for years. In its typical tradition of Amway employees working at head office not giving a shit what Amway IBO’s are doing likely nothing was done for the longest time and probably nothing is done today either no matter how much that letter threatens IBO discipline. I’m not sure what threats it took from Barnes & Noble to the big shots at Scamway before the letter was sent out to the Amway cult leaders to deal with the annoying ambots.

 

People don’t like to be harrassed when they’re shopping. Even more so if they’re flipping through a book and reading passages trying to make a decision on whether or not to buy. They don’t need some fucking Amway ambot sniping them and saying hey I’m a business owner and I sell books too. Yup B&N will want the throw that fucker out of their store for trying to take their business away from them. Competition!

 

Bottom line is Amway’s head office doesn’t give a flying fuck what the IBOs are doing. I’ve complained about lies I heard from our upline and head office typical lazy ass response is to claim they are not responsible for anything said at Amway meetings and if we have a problem to take it up with the upline who lied to us.

 

So really what happens if a manager from Barnes & Noble calls Amway’s I-don’t-give-a-fuck customer service desk to complain about ambots sniping customers shopping in their stores. The response they’ll get is - find someone who gives a shit and tell them! Its not like anything will happen to the ambot. What are they going to say? You’re fired. And Amway’s just lost another income stream. Ha ha. Not likely.

 

If you’re an Amway asshole - stay out of Barnes & Noble!

If you are an Amway asshole and you see me in Barnes & Noble - don't fuck with me!


16 comments:

  1. I wish ambots stay out of Starbucks. Can't stand having them bother me while I'm trying to drink coffee and use WiFi.

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    1. I think I saw an ambot pitching a young couple when I walked past Starbucks the other day. He was doing a presentation and the woman looked bored and the man had his arms crossed and was giving him a you're full of shit glare.

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  2. I like to pretend I'm an Ambot when the Jehovah's Witnesses come around. I let them in, then slide into my pitch: "If you're one of the chosen few and living in the desert waiting for the end of days, you'll need soap, vitamins, toothpaste..."

    AnonTB

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    1. Just answer the door in your underwear and scratch yourself the next time they come around!

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  3. I am actually hoping to get pitched by an Ambot again just so I can mess with them.

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    1. Yeah that'll be fun. I'd like to get in on that too.

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    2. What I need is a partner in crime. I'll act all interested and have a pretend gf sound like Anna banana lol. I'll pretend to place a 500.00 order and have the mad gf rip up the cheque. Doing this alone would be boring

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    3. Sounds like fun. Rip rip. Who's got the easy part?

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  4. I posted on another thread about a family member who had gotten into the it Works Skinny Wrap scam. After they came back from "conference" all jacked up and ready to roll, they were "blitzing" people at Starbucks. Even posted a picture on Facebook of one of them handing a blitz card to an employee while ordering their coffee. Anybody else run into the It Works zombies?

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    1. Two of them advertise in my local gym, using pictures that look like they are letting it all out on the left and sucking it all in in the right. Trying to sell their overpriced fake herbal.

      For 1/5 of the price you can buy a jar of herbal cream for wraps and you get 15+ uses (stonach) out of it.

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    2. Dan I don't know the product but these MLM scams operate pretty much the same way.

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    3. Anonymous your gym allows patrons to advertise? Sucking in their stomachs so everyone thinks they lost weight. Hold their breath until the picture is taken. Probably been done on those who brag about Amway's weight loss program too.

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  5. The other products they ( It Works ) sell are over-priced supplements, something called Fat Fighters, Confinaza for stress relief, Thermo-fit, and something for hair and nail growth. They prey on insecure women with body image issues it seems, or those who are overly vain. My family member has had eating disorders and body image issues her entire life so this is a bad place for her to be. Oh well, she's an adult.

    After reading all the ambot posts here, it's clear that the It Works scam is identical to Amway, except that they target young females. You know what they say, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.

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    1. Oh come on Dan. You know at Amway meetings they yap about how pigs don't know other pigs stink? How do they know that pigs don't know that? Or is it just another Amway lie.

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    2. The pig stink audio was my favorite. Had to listen to it on YouTube again. Love how the audio twist numbers and everything else

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    3. Hunh? I don't think I know that one! LOL!

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