My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Thursday, February 27, 2014
How Many Amway Ambots Try Hard Enough?
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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
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I have a successful Avon neighbor. Who spends all month selling. There are no tapes,functions, seminars etc. The stuff the cult leader teaches is how to make things unprofitable. Don't know many ambots who spend 50-100 hours a week just showing the plan. Listening to brad Duncan taking a shit while being on cummunikate isn't working hard lol
ReplyDeleteAnd no one shows up on the Internet bitching about being abused by Avon and getting scammed and its a cult. Big difference between companies with a good reputation a d companies with a bad reputation. And whose commissioned salespeople behave bizarrely. People who sell Avon got in because they like the products and to make a little extra money selling to their friends. Most don't make much money, maybe as much as an Amway commissioned salesperson, but they don't have to spend hundreds of dollars a month to earn a tiny commission. And then the obvious. Avon sells a wide variety of cosmetics and other stuff at good prices, often better than drugstore prices. Good quality and low prices. Can't say the same thing about Amway.
DeleteHowever Amway is a good lesson for future business owners. Not to spend money and waste money like a madman. Also not to believe in lies and be donkeys lol. With companies like Avon I agree its extra spending money. There's not millions to be made.
DeleteDid anyone hear about Amway sponsoring the American Football Coaches Association Trophy? It's really a great match actually because the trophy is to be given out to the best team at the end of the regular season before the playoffs even start. So it's a pretend trophy, just like Amway is a pretend business.
Deletehttp://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/02/18/report-amway-to-become-new-afca-trophy-sponsor/
My mom has this friend who singed-up with this circus a year-and a half ago. Just the other day she was over telling us how her upline is going to retire in two more years, and they've only been in the business five years! She was telling my younger brother and sister (4 yrs, 6 yrs) to convince my mom to join, so they could one day live in a big house, with lots of toys, and each have their own room to play in. She told them that if they didn't try really hard to convince her we would live in these apartment buildings forever, and that we didn't want that! She told them we should have our own back-yard, with a sand box to play in and a slide and some swings too. All they had to do was tell mommy they wanted her to join the successful business people group. Once I told mom about this, and how creepy she was when she told them not to tell her she had told them to say it, my mom had a word with her and I haven't seen her since. Those Amway-creepers are really weird.
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. People in any cult shouldn't have children and your mother's friend is a good example why. Amway is the cult of greed and using children as weapons before they're old enough to understand they can't have everything is sick and twisted. Amway ambots exploit everyone. Hope your mother told her off good.
DeleteYour mom should order 1000s of dollars of product. Then put a stop or have the cheque bounce. Imagine the hilarious reaction of these cult members. I heard when cheques bounce or returned. The diamond expect ibo to cover the cost
DeleteI would say put a stop rather than bounce but thats good advice and let the scamming ambot deal with the fallout!
DeleteThe fallout can be very bad for pin qualifications. Can imagine a qualifying platinum screaming at the ibo and them quitting
DeleteThat's really sick - exploiting children's emotions in that way. How low will these MLM cult members stoop!
ReplyDelete~Ex-girlfriend of a Herbot