Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Ambots Brag About Amway IBO’s Low Divorce Rate

One of the bullshit things I remember hearing from the assholes in my Amway upline is that people in Amway have a low divorce rate. Like it’s a 1% divorce rate. Or 5% divorce rate or whatever number the liar throws out compared to the rest of the world’s divorce rate.



I know this bullshit lie is still being taught years after I heard it because some brainwashed ambot recently left a comment that the divorce rate in Amway is 1%.



These brainwashed ambots have to give this some more thought than just parroting the lies they hear from the assholes in their Amway upline.



Who keeps these kinds of statistics? More importantly who’d want to?!!! Everyone in Amway line up on one side of the country. All normal people line up on the other side of the country. Who’s divorced? Then someone from the statistics dept. who keeps track of marriages write down the number and figures out the percentage.



There’s just no way no one keeps track of divorce statistics in Amway or probably any other organization either.



If an official was actually keeping divorce rate statistics of people in the world belonging to different organizations and if there really was 1% divorce rate in Amway then Amway’s head office would be bragging about this all over their web page and in magazine and TV ads with some kind of a slogan that Amway saves marriages and there’s a 1% divorce rate in Amway compared to the divorce rate in the rest of the world. So sign up now before its too late for your marriage!!!!



Any of you ambots find that information on Amway’s web page? No? There’s a reason for that. Nobody keeps track of that kind of shit and nobody officially on behalf of Amway is going to make an outrageous claim like that. The only liars who say things like that are the upline assholes like the Platinum, Emerald, or Diamond that stand on the stage and lie to their cult followers and expect them to duplicate their lies.



Belonging to any cult is stressful on a marriage, more so if only one half of a couple belongs to the cult and the other half wants their partner OUT. The demands Amway makes on a marriage cause a lot of stress: financial, emotional, no time together. Any marriage where there is money problems, emotional and verbal abuse, and no time to spend together as a couple is going to have trouble. These are all reasons why people get divorced. People in Amway probably face a higher possibility of getting divorced than everyone else because on top of there is no time together and the financial and emotional stress there is the added stress of a cult.



Any time someone gets married there is a 50% chance they’ll get divorced. Add the Amway factor with all the stress it brings to a marriage and maybe there’s an even higher chance of divorce.



Any ambot who can show official statistics that Amway has a 1% divorce rate is welcome to post a link to the US Census Bureau. Any ambot who says “because my beloved Amway leader says so” will be laughed out of town.






14 comments:

  1. All marrages end in tragedy. One way or another.

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    1. Sure enough. Amway just speeds up the process.

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  2. Its more comical when I read their success story on wwdb or some other group. They cut out pics of ex wives and rewrite their entire story about building the business together or as a single. They have bunch of other retarded stats. Like how brad Duncan says success rate is 100% if we follow everything he says in building this scam

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    1. Its just amazing the bullshit the Amway cult leaders pull off and how the brainwashed ambots believe it.

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  3. Has anyone considered the possibility that Amway CAUSES divorces?

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    1. Thats what many of us have been saying all along. Amway causes trouble where it didn't exist before.

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  4. To this day... Every so often, I remind my wife of the scamway days when I was showing the plan and we laugh our asses off. We were dating then. She says she felt so sorry for me cause she knew it was so--"not me".
    Anyhow, it's in the past now and if you can't laugh at yourself, then you shouldn't laugh at anyone.
    Thank God I snapped out of it. I have the coolest wife on the planet.... She could just as well have dumped me for being an Ambot!!!! Scary thought.

    So to stick to the topic. ...The amway divorce rate is the same as any other with one exception. 50% get divorced because the wife can't stand the husband and 50% don't get divorced cause the wife can't stand the husband BUT she feels sorry for him. HAHAHAHA.

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    1. Ambot Dick, you are correct about the 50% divorce rate. People in Amway are much higher or much lower, depends which side of the IBO fence you're standing on.

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  5. That stat was often cited at the meetings I went to. Until a certain Crown Ambassador was revealed to have had a multi year affair with his secretary. Allegedily. It would appear that his bio was rewritten as well. Nothing like changing the past to suit present needs... I wonder which fascist regime they learned that from...

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    1. Yup Amway assholes got a different story every time they change their wives/girlfriends. Join Amway and reinvent yourself into an even bigger asshole!

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    2. When these changes happen. Do the ibo question the diamond and upline about the profiles being altered because of divorce? Wouldn't stay around if they have a shitty answer. Especially if its of the diamonds running off with a ho or stealing another mans wife

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  6. I was on another blog/message board where these 2 Amway idiots really had their AmSpeak lines well rehearsed. One person claimed Amway has caused too much trouble in his marriage, and it was an upline that was driving a wedge between him and his spouse. I'd say one of the Amway posters had the nerve to reply and say something to the effect of "Amway uplines can only make suggestions, but otherwise, you should've seen a marriage counselor about your problems", but Amway people aren't really people anymore. They're social zombies :( There's no "nerve". They mindlessly do what their new instinct is, even if it's assigning blame to people who aren't with them.

    Oh, and another example cued of how they like to blame others and patronize them. When my first time someone tried to sign me up, prior to the application, he tried the standard activity of giving me a piece of paper and writing down my dreams and hopes. I was pissed enough to tell him off. The meeting was already such BS and waste of time. I'm NOT going to entertain this ridiculous notion. We moved on to the application. I told him, "I gotta pay now?" Nope, not comfy doing that. He just told me to continue going to meetings. In addition to not wanting to deal with a shady company and people, I later found out that they would use these hopes and dreams you committed on paper to guilt you and control you into continuing with Amway if you tried to quit, or otherwise diverted from "the plan". Every now and then, I find myself going back to this article for an old time chuckle....
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/russia-acquires-amway-distributorship,318/

    It must be disappointing to him and others to have people suspect "scam" and not sign the dotted line and provide payment info. I told myself that maybe that meeting was a fluke. They can't be such a high level of brainwashing and nonsense. The next meeting was held at a private residence. Nope, it was just as bad, but in different ways. One of the familiar upline idiots was trying to tell another newcomer that she should try to go through one tape/CD a day, and he himself will go through 2 to 3 a day. I can't do another meeting like this, and that was that.

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    1. After sitting 3 hours in an Amway bored meeting they have their training afterwards mostly the cult leader just bitches about the way ambots are dressed or they didn't bring prospects to the meeting but this is where they go over Amspeak. Overcome objections. Lies and lines to use. They wouldnt suggest a martiage counsellor because they'd tell you to counsel with upline. You know some slimy little bastard that got his degree from Amway University. Never tell an Amway asshole what your dreams or goals are because they'll use them against you when you try to quit or disobey the Amway cult leader. The best thing to say your dream is to produce and star in gay porno movies. Those Amway prudes will probably leave you alone because they don't have an Amspeak response for that one!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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