So how many of you have gone to Amway “business” meetings where some sack of shit Platinum or asshole Diamond is convincing the cult followers that even if they don’t make money at Amway they’ll become a better person by being in Amway.
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My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
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Well, I did not see that coming. It's the new Amway recruiting slogan: "Become an IBO and kill fewer people."
ReplyDeleteOf course, everybody *should* be running a business primarily to make money. Sadly, many in Amway are attracted to the positive attitude pitch and the sense of belonging. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but all the feel-good stuff has nothing to do with the viability of a business.
Let's face it, positive self-image and junk psychology are big business, and rake in big dollars. Just ask Tony Robbins, L Ron Hubbard, and Joel Osteen. Amway is just another opportunity to part with your dollars and feel good about it.
AnonTB
AnonTB its just all part of the Amway creepy factor.
DeleteIf they want to be better people. Then why the fuck do they lie and hide the Amway name and not be upfront. Had ambots won't tell me anything about what they are doing. They seem ashamed and embarrassed with their scam. I haven't met any legit business owners who lie so much about what they do
ReplyDeleteThey lie and hide everything because the grand poobah and head troll himself--DEXTER -racist bastard-white supremacist-anti semite-anti gay-anti everyone who's not in the scam-asshole YEAGER, tells them to act this way.
DeleteIf ambots want to be better people something comes to mind that would make everyone happy. Commit suicide, take a gun to your heads and pull the trigger!
ReplyDeleteYes, I know this falls outside your Amway job description, but it would make us (the rest of the world) really happy if you just tried to do this little, itty-bitty thing for us.
Don’t worry; you’ll be even more important after that because you’ve made us happy, and what’s more important than making us happy. I hate you Amway creeps, I hope you all get cancer and die real slow deaths. I can’t stand your faces, and your voices, I can’t stand the fact that we all have to share the same planet with your kind!
I despise you Amway losers and I hope one day you get to feel the same pain my father felt when he realized he wasn’t getting anywhere, but his house, his cars, and his family were all something he couldn’t have anymore because he had lost us to this miserable yacht-club hobby!
Serene Girl
Serene Girl - I think you need a new handle!
DeleteIts always traumatic to read posts from kids of ambots and the hell their parents put them through and how they lost everything thanks to the Amway scam.
OMG, that was the best video to illustrate what you're talking about in your blog. I know it's sad and sickening, but I laughed right out loud. It helped Ridgeway think differently for his next killings....wow, good job, Amway!
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog, and I'm reading future to past, but thus far, I'm loving it. I have no experience with Amway...in fact, I forgot they even existed, but I love your candor, and your fearlessness, so I'm going to continue reading.
That video takes you by surprise. Probably the best known person to get involved with Amway. Glad you're enjoying the blog. The posts get recycled its the comments that can take a life of their own.
DeleteI love your blog too! That video took me by surprise. Join Amway and kill fewer people. That should be the slogan these idiots use.
DeleteBrenda - glad you're loving the blog.
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