Monday, March 3, 2014

The Land Of Amway

Who remembers what its like sitting in Amway cult meetings and hearing all about how the exclusively chosen Amway ambots will live happily ever after in the Land of Amway. After putting in 2 to 5 years selling shitty, overpriced products, drinking one Amway beverage daily and eating one Amway food bar daily, and signing up 6 others and teaching them to duplicate what you do, and they find 6 others and they find 6 others and they find 6 others…… Then all the ambots will gain entry to Amwayland funded by pure greed. Everyone lives in showpiece mansions and hires losers who were too stupid to sign up for Amway to be their servants. They have a fleet of expensive sports cars in the 30 car garage. There’s a private jet parked in the backyard to take the ambots to whatever beach of the world they want to walk on. In the land of Amway everyone worships the cult leaders who go by dumb ass names like quadruple crown Diamond ambassador and they meet in big arenas to rewrite the bible to suit their twisted cult of greed. Their private jet takes them to Peter Island whenever they want so they can huddle together and laugh at dumb losers and quitters who didn’t try hard enough. In the land of Amway ambots have gazillions of dollars rolling in in residual income and they leave messages on Communikate to their cult followers bragging they just made more money taking a shit than the losers made in a whole year of working a J.O.B. and making their boss richer. And now they’re FIRED UP!!! So all you ambots go take a shit and see if that fires you up too!!!! And oh yeah in the land of Amway everyone pays for everything with cash.


Yup Amwayland is the place all Amway ambots want to live in.
There’s other lands that I prefer to visit if you get my drift – Adventureland, Frontierland, Tomorrowland, and dare I say it Fantasyland.


Amway ambots live in a different kind of fantasyland. Enjoy this little show about the Land of Amway.



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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 3, 2014 at 9:41 PM

    When I was a ibo I was told only diamonds and up are allowed to visit peter island. Heard these days anyone with a few bucks can go. Sadly for ambots they can never afford to go. Since they are brainwashed and buying expensive junk.

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    1. Anna BananaMarch 4, 2014 at 10:40 AM

      According to the resort's web page Peter Island takes paying guests and being an ambot is not a criteria. Amway ambots brag at cult meetings its a private island only for Amway employees but like everthing else an ambot says - just another lie.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 4, 2014 at 12:37 PM

    Off topic: if there hasn't been one recently, I'd like to see an article on crosslining. I find it fascinating that it is so reviled by upline. Technically, it's supposed to be a bad thing only when talking about Amway business, but it's my understanding that *any* socializing with crossline is highly frowned upon ("If you've got time to eat lunch together, you've got time to work the business."). Anybody got any stories to share?

    - AnonTB

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    1. AnonymousMarch 4, 2014 at 4:15 PM

      The line, I was in, stated crosslining was bad, but then ignored all rules. Crosslines dated, were friends, etc. I think it was more of information control. Once two crossliners were completely dedicated, it didn't matter. Often, the upline would hook up these crossliners, seemingly, when one started to have doubts about the business. Another way to keep the claws cinched.
      I get why they do that though. If they date, and one decides to quit, which is inevitable, it would could cause trouble in both lines if the one convinces their significant other to quit with them. It is just a precaution of stability. More of the cult-like control over lives.
      -Jerry

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    2. Anna BananaMarch 4, 2014 at 4:54 PM

      AnonTB - you gotta get permission from the assholes in your Amway upline if you want to talk with anyone in crossline. They don't want their various downline legs to be talking betweenst themselves and figuring out they're all getting fed the same lies.

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    3. Anna BananaMarch 4, 2014 at 4:55 PM

      Jerry - everything in Amway is about information control. That's how cults operate but you got that.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 5, 2014 at 9:57 PM

    I remember hearing audio of Greg Duncan talk about Jets. Then a few years later he's in bankruptcy lol.

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