Thursday, April 24, 2014

Holy Shit I've Been Amwayed!

Here's a fun ditty about Dick Devos, Amway,and some of the scams and scandals surrounding the Amway cult. Its one of these things that you have to listen to twice because the first time around you're reading about the scams and missing the lyrics. Second time listen to the words! Its pretty funny. And the scandals some of these IBO's - most I think were Diamonds - have been involved in. Like we need any further proof that the only people who do well in Amway are the IBO's who already have a mindset to be swindlers and scam others!


Anyway we are off down the Baja for a few in our neverending quest for the best margarita. The banana who keeps the blog up and running and uploads new posts is around and taking care of things and the banana who moderates comments is around and taking care of them so it'll be going pretty much the same. I won’t be responding to comments while I’m away because its just too stupid to bring expensive technology on this kind of vacation. I’ll be checking the recent posts when I return and responding to comments left on them. Or maybe not if I’m Tequila’ed out.
And don’t get Amwayed while I’m gone!








5 comments:

  1. The Ambots getting swindled are probably mostly other upper-level Ambots (direct and above), who have the money to invest. So it's swindlers swindling swindlers. That's not bad, that's karma.

    As for the few lower-level grunts who got talked into cashing in their 401Ks to invest in a swindle, that is truly sad, but probably inevitable. They got taken all at once rather than one rally/tape/energy bar at a time. I hope they got at least some of their money back.

    -- AnonTB

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  2. Anna, have you seen AmwayUS' facebook ads? It seems they got screwed over. A lot of people are telling the truth, and people seeing Amway ads are seeing people telling the truth right under them!

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  3. I think Pat Boone sang this, while he was a distributor. He was at one time a celebrity endorser for Amway in the early days. He was supposedly an emerald in Amway, as was Clint Eastwood. The idea behind these celebrity endorsers was to lend credibility to the scam.
    You can count on me NOT being Amwayed ever again! :)

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  4. Another Amway IBO bites the dust in Tax Court. Case is a pretty good read. Would appreciate your comment on forbes.
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterjreilly/2014/04/28/tax-court-denies-amway-losses-again/

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    1. That story seems the same as so many others with their Amway beliefs. In this case a medical professional was involved and had more money to buy Amway products than the average IBO, therefore higher losses to deduct against a higher income. In Amway we're taught that everything is a tax deduction and to offset the Amway expenses against the income from our jobs and we'll receive a nice tax refund.

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