Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Shopping At Walmart Versus Shopping At Amway


I read an article about what to buy and what to avoid at Walmart.

 

 


 

Putting the same theory to the test a similar article could be written about Amway except in the what to avoid column for Amway – EVERYTHING!!!!!

 

Walmart Winners:

 

  1. Walmart 3 ply toilet paper – costs $5.97 for 12 rolls.
     
    Compared to Amway - Here’s the good news – I don’t think Amway sells their prestige premium toilet paper anymore. Their website shows its no longer available but as I recall the cost was around $60 to $80. Yeah only brainwashed Amway ambots would shell out that kind of money so all the assholes in their Amway upline can split the profits on that hugely overpriced shitty Amway toilet paper.
     
    Here are some reviewers comments on Amway’s prestige toilet paper.
     
    Here’s a review by “sore buns” I wish I could get my money back it is the worst toilet paper I have ever bought.
     
    Another reviewer says : lacks softness and gentleness, must use more to get the job done
     
     
  2. Walmart paper towels – 6 rolls for $6.84.
     
    Ooop------- prestige paper towels is another Amway product that’s gone into the shitter. Website says No longer available. Probably priced too high is my guess like all the other shitty overpriced Amway products. And probably similar to the reviews above – the worst paper towels ever and must use more to get the job done.
     
  3. Walmart SPF 50 Sunscreen - $9 for 16 oz bottle
     
    If you check out Amway’s website you’ll see a bunch of Peter Island brand sunscreens that are no longer available, price unknown but I’m sure you’ll see the pattern – Amway only sells overpriced shitty products. But one thing that’s still available is a 50spf face sunscreen for – Yikes hold on to your hats!!!! – $60 for one ounce!!!! Holy fuck!!!!!! Amway = RIP OFF!!!!
     
  4. Lets just pass over the BBQ grill and air conditioner. I don’t know if Amway sells these items and even though Walmart does I probably wouldn’t buy them there either anyway. As for the vacuum, food processor, toaster – yeah I’d buy those from Walmart but I don’t know if Amway sells these items and if they did they’d cost an arm and a leg and I wouldn’t buy them from Scamway anyway.
     
  5. Walmart Laundry Soap - $8.97 for 100 oz.
     
    Amway’s similar laundry product is just over 100 oz and costs over $40! But that’s typical of how Amway’s products are priced – 3 to 4 times more than what costs in the stores so there’s enough profit margin for all the assholes in the Amway upline to get a piece of the commission.
     
    So there you have it – to get good value and a better product shop Walmart instead of Amway. Not to mention you get your product NOW instead of waiting a week for Amway’s shit to show up on your doorstep not to mention the added cost of shipping fees. Yeah when I’m out of toilet paper NOW I am getting in my car and driving to the store to buy some not doing the Amway ambot thing and ordering online and using my hands as toilet paper for the next week. Amway ambots are so fucking gross that way!!!!
     
    Walmart’s slogan: Save Money Live Better
    Amway’s slogan: Lose Money Live Worse
     
     

7 comments:

  1. Anna,notice many products not available anymore also. Its impossible for Amway to ever beat wallmart pricing. But at least they should try to be close. I never realize how bad the pricing was till this post u made

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  2. Please do not post. this is just a message to the blogger, Ms. Anna. I appreciate the information provided and understand the emotional position that you are speaking from; however, the profanity in your writing detracts from the value of what you are saying. The serious entrepreneur may be turned off by some of the words and miss the content. just something to consider. thank your for sharing your experiences

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    1. OK so we let this comment go through because the commenter is anonymous and there's no identifying information in the comment - so what the fuck dude? Why not post it so we can all laugh at the dumb fuck?

      Do you need glasses? It says right at the top of the page this blog is all about cursing out the Amway upline. And you leave a comment bitching about the profanity? Dumb fuck!

      This blog is all about educating people about the horrors of the Amway cult as well as entertaining them with all the profanity that you object to LOL. "Serious entrepreneurs" might show up here for entertainment but not for advice. This blog is not about giving entrepreneurs advice though from time to time we talk about steps real business owners take when setting up shop - compared to Amway Ambots who do fuck all of what a real business owner does.

      An entrepreneur is an inventor who has created a product or service. Serious entrepreneurs with a viable business are looking for ways to get on Shark Tank. Entrepreneurs are not looking at marriedtoanambot for advice on getting their creation in front of the masses.

      In other words my feelings aren't hurt if serious entrepreneurs can't find the content they need at this blog because that's not what we're about here.

      Just curious. Do you show up at blogs devoted to people who like bird watching who curse out cats that kill their little feathered friends and then bitch about how serious entrepreneurs would be turned off by the words. That also would not be the type of blog with content aimed at entrepreneurs. LOL! With a brain like yours you belong in Amway LOL!

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    2. Anna, the "Anonymous" at 9:06 PM is probably some tight-assed Evangelical who can't stand profanity.

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    3. LOL Anonymous. He probably had one hand on the bible and the other hand typing a comment! Probably had to sprinkle holy water aka Perfect Water on their computer afterwards too LOL

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  3. The insanely high prices of these Amway products are really shocking. No wonder they can't compete!

    The usual bullshit excuse that you're given by an IBO is this: "Wouldn't you pay more for quality?" To which the best answer is: "Yeah, of course, if we're talking about works of art or surgical implants or structural additions to your house."

    If Amway products actually were better than other brands, there might be some sense in paying more for them. BUT THEY'RE NOT BETTER! In most cases Amway is just pushing a generic or inferior product -- one which is designed solely to cover up the fact that the entire racket is a pyramid scheme. And the high price is necessary so that everyone in the up-line can get a small cut.

    Amway spouts the lie that "We cut out the middleman!" That's an absurdity. Amway puts scores of middlemen in between you and the product you purchase. That's why you have to pay an outrageous price for an Amway product, in comparison with what you would pay in a normal retail store.

    The entire Amway operation is based on lies and dreaming.

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    1. Anonymous - that's all exactly right about cutting out the middleman except for all the middlemen between the guy who makes the sale and the product. All of them get a piece of commission when the downline Ambot sells something so the price tag has to be high to ensure everyone gets a cut of commission on every sale.

      Amway's products are generic at best but most are substandard. No one buying a shitty Amway product is paying more for quality LOL! That's just part of the scam.

      Amway's motto - sell the hope not the soap.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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