Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Amway Ambots Brag About How The Better Business Bureau LOVES Amway


Ever since this blog began we get Amway ambots leaving comments bragging about Amway’s “stellar” rating with the Better Business Bureau. How much the BBB loves Amway so much and gives them AAAAA or 5* rating or whatever lie they heard from the assholes in their Amway upline that they feel the need to show up here to repeat.

There was something in Amway’s terms of conduct for IBO’s that they weren’t allowed to mention any (imagined) rating that Amway has or doesn’t have with the BBB. Grounds for dismissal. Yup where else can you get fired from your “own business”. Seeing as how all Amway ambots gloat about Amway’s through the roof rating with the BBB, Amway would have to fire their entire sales force! And then who would be left to sell their overpriced shitty products! Even though it’s a violation for Amway IBO’s to brag about the love affair the BBB has with Amway, these little bastards come out in droves to brag about it anyway. Its like they’re saying to their boss FUCK YOU!!!!

Yeah! Doesn’t that feel good?!!! FUCK YOU AMWAY!!!!!!

Amway ambots crow about how Amway is accredited with the BBB and has the highest rating that they can go but the BBB LOVES Amway so much they’d invent different ratings so Amway would be stars and moon over the rest of the world when it comes to BBB rating. You know all that gushy bullshit they hear from the assholes in their Amway upline and have to duplicate it.

How easy is it to get accredited with the BBB? EASY! Fill out the application form, thrown down your money and DONE! I’m not sure how much it costs, a few hundred bucks, closer to a thousand bucks maybe. We looked into it a long time ago but decided it was a waste of money. So far no one has complained about us. It doesn’t matter if you’re accredited with the BBB or not if they send you a complaint letter. You can either respond to it or ignore it, and depending on which way you go you get a BBB rating.

Some of the things a company supposedly adheres to when they slap down their cash to become BBB accredited and get a logo to display on their business or website: be responsible, honor promises, tell the truth, advertise honesty, etc. So if they’ll let Amway in when we all know Amway is the exact opposite of the BBB commitment, then they’ll let anyone in so getting affiliated or graded by BBB really isn’t a big deal. It seems any clown with extra cash can get accredited with the BBB.

So what’s it all about? The BBB helps customers resolve complaints with companies they’re dealing with. A customer fills out a complaint. The BBB sends a letter to the company and gives them a deadline to respond. A couple of weeks? A month? Not sure but they wouldn’t give them like a year to respond. The company responds to the BBB within the time limit. That’s how the company gets their BBB rating. Most companies could get AAAAA+++++ rating just by responding within the BBB time limit.

The company does not have to resolve the complaint to the customer’s satisfaction.

All they have to do is respond to the BBB before the time limit to get/maintain their rating.

Who else thinks Amway has a small army whose only job is to respond to BBB complaints before their time limit is up?

Who else thinks Amway ambots are a bunch of dumb shits for bragging that the BBB loves Amway more than any other company in the world and no other company has such a high rating as Amway – according to ambots?

Not every company that is accredited with the BBB needs to go around bragging about it because why they fuck would they? It just means they paid some money to join and get a logo to put on their door or website.

More interesting is why Amway ambots give the big old FUCK YOU to Amway by violating Amway’s IBO agreement when they brag about Amway’s association with the BBB.

Like Amway gives a fuck anyway.

 

 

22 comments:

  1. We all know that most IBOs have no customers. It's easy to have no dissatisfied customers when you have no customers at all.

    AnonTB

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  2. Better business bureau my ass. Amway, and the asshole motivational tool peddlers get sued as often as I take a shower. That would be every morning and every night. Better Business Bureau. Ha Ha !! Ha Ha !! You dumb ambots are clueless.
    Hey Anna -- welcome back.

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    1. Ambot Dick - I'd say thats about right. And I'm ready for another tequila road trip.

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  3. The other thing some ambots brag about is DSA. They tell me the direct sellers assoc doesn't let just anyone. Into their prestigious group and the business has to be legit. I can't help but laugh when hearing this

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    1. You can't help but laugh at most of the lies and bullshit you hear from Amway assholes!

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  4. Have you seen the facebook ads? They advertise the "oppertunity" instead of the products. They know how they make money!

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    1. Nick - no I haven't but that's been around for awhile. Amway is all about the opportunity - to go broke, declare bankruptcy, head for the divorce court, have the bank foreclose.....

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    2. It's interesting. People in the comments are calling scamway out on the bullshit. They probably scared more people away than anything. Talk about bad investment. Poetic, really.

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  5. Recently I saw a product similar in ingredients as double X for 6.00 for a months supply. This is brand name quality. I did buy acai berry pills for also way less than Mlm pricing. Of course Amway will say they are BBB approved and whatever. But who really wants to overpay for their shitty products? Amway shampoos and personal care is worst than dollar store products

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    1. Anonymous - an employee at Amway's head office said they buy Double X for $9 which sounds about right for me for the actual costs of the product, packaging, and for Amway to make a bit of a profit. So $6 for a similar product is right in line. Beats overpaying Amway for shitty overpriced products!

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    2. Amway does way more advertising and has a fancier packaging for doubleX. The brand name product here just has white container with little to no advertising.

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  6. Steve Jobs got fired from apple

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  7. Yes. The BBB...please read people

    https://www.bbb.org/western-michigan/business-reviews/multi-level-selling-companies/amway-in-ada-mi-17004933

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    1. And what's your point Richard? We bring this BBB article up 2 or 3 times a year on this blog so why are you posting on it from 2 years ago? This Amway review is just as we say in the article. The BBB rates companies based on whether they respond to complaints within a time period. The company does NOT have to respond favorably to the customer who placed the complaint, just meet the BBB time limit to respond to keep a good grade. Lying scamming Amway assholes show up here and brag the BBB rates Amway as the best home based business out there or some other bullshit those fuckers come up with when the BBB is an impartial mediator does NOT recommend any businesses. So come back and tell us what your point is to post a link to something we're already well aware of around here.

      The life of an Amway Ambot is to lie, deny, distract, and defend. And then disappear.

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  8. Yes, the BBB. Please read people.

    https://www.bbb.org/western-michigan/business-reviews/multi-level-selling-companies/amway-in-ada-mi-17004933

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    1. So Richard do you know what a sure sign is of a fucking Amway asshole? They duplicate themselves. Why do you Ambots show up here and post the same thing twice? Are you dumb fucks or is it all part of the Amway duplicate thing?

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  9. Anna, are you willing to talk? I'm willing to buy you a drink over my story with this "company".

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    1. Hi SheildWolf66. That would be a pretty expensive drink for you when you add in the cost of buying my airfare to your location! Anna Banana is no cheap date! LOL!

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  10. Dear SheildWolf66 --

    Tell your story about Amway here, where we can all read it. The more bad publicity this rotten company gets, the quicker will it fold.

    Amway can't hurt you anymore. They're just a bunch of impotent fucks.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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