Thursday, May 8, 2014

Amway Ambots Claim Communikate Is A Personal Assistant

One of the things I remember hearing at Amway meetings is that Communikate is a personal assistant. And its still taught today. Every now and then some fucked up brainwashed Amway ambot stops by to brag that Communikate is his personal assistant.


I realize that Amway ambots have a messed up way of looking at things but to me a personal assistant is a real live living breathing person who is hired by someone to be a, well an assistant. Duties could run a wide range of things so I won’t bother to give examples but generally a personal assistant is paid to take some of the work load or errands off their boss.


What is Communikate? It’s owned by a communications company named Webley and Communikate is basically a voice mail system that Amway ambots pay $35 or $40 a month to subscribe to.


If you’ve never been a brainwashed Amway ambot  you’re probably thinking are you fucking kidding me? $40/month for voicemail!!!!


A Webley employee stopped by to confirm the Diamonds earn commission for every Amway IBO that subscribes to this system so that’s why the assholes in your Amway upline push so hard to get ambots to sign up and pay for it. What else do you expect from something that’s part of the tool scam.


Communikate gives ambots a toll free number so potential clients across the country can phone and leave messages for the ambot, conceivably with their big Amway order is.


Ha! Dream on!


Using Communikate, Amway cult leaders can leave bulk voice messages to their downline. I remember Ambot and a few other Amway assholes gathering around a phone in our living room to listen to some Amway cult leader spout off bullshit: “just calling to let all you fuckers know I just got out of the can and I am FIRED UP! Can’t believe I just made more money taking a shit than you make in a month at your J.O.B.”


And here I want to say for everyone that’s heard a similar message – don’t you all want to know what kind of job you can get that pays you for taking a shit so you can make more money than an Amway Diamond just by shitting. Not bullshitting!


Our sack of shit Platinum used to leave a message on Communikate telling all the cult followers there’s a last minute meeting and everyone better haul ass to the location NOW!!!!!!


This was a ploy to find out which ambots had signed up for Communikate. The ambots who didn’t show up weren’t serious business builders because they didn’t subscribe to this tool scam would be publicly outed and shamed at the next Amway cult meeting.


This still goes on today. An ambot stopped by this blog to say he doesn’t buy any of the Amway tools. Holy shit talk about a bad little ambot! And that everytime one of those messages goes out on Communikate to summon the cult followers to an immediate meeting somewhere, one of the subscribers lets the others know so they can show up too.


Has anybody figured out yet how any of the above could be referred to as a personal assistant? That’s what getting brainwashed by Amway does for you.


Does anybody else wonder what Communikate does for you that a cell phone doesn’t? Toll free number? Who needs one these days? Many cell phone plans offer country wide calling either as part of the base rate or maybe a few bucks a month extra and its probably unlimited. Smartphones can do conference calling. Like I really want to get stuck on the phone with a bunch of Amway assholes on the same conference call. Text messages can be sent to multiple users that is included in the base rate for most phone plans. With my plan I can send unlimited international texts. I can’t tell you how useful this is for the multiple texts I send to Japan and Russia all the time. And what does a cell phone plan cost? Even with a few extras added on? Probably no more than Communikate. $35 or $40 a month for a cell phone plan that does so much more than Communikate. Kind of a no-brainer for people who aren’t brainwashed Amway ambots.


For brainwashed Amway ambots who truly believe that Communikate is a personal assistant yeah try getting Communikate to bring you coffee. All it is is a way to make the assholes in your Amway upline richer every time you buy into the tool scam. And they sit at the top of the pyramid looking down and laughing at you ambots thinking what a bunch of dumb fucks to subscribe to this piece of shit tool just cause we brainwash you into thinking it’s a personal assistant but thanks for making us richer.



  1. I'm noticing less and less people recording voicemail messages. Even seen friends who got rid of voicemail in their cellphone plans. Unsure if I can take paying 40+ a month to listen to a diamond talk about taking a shit lol

    1. Maybe that Diamond has a paid J. O. B. with a laxative company so he does get paid for taking a shit and then he needs to find people to brag about it to! Lol

  2. Lol ... these scambots never heard of whatsapp? or skype?

    1. I guess the Amway cult leaders have been unable to "partner" with them so they can get a huge commission when the ambots use the service!

    2. I heard recently at a one on one presentation. This guy claims to be platinum. That WhatsApp,text,and instant messaging is not dependable and can get lost lol. That their communicate is dependable.

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