Monday, May 12, 2014

Amway Ambots Claim They Are A Franchise

What about franchises? Isn't that all it is, only online instead of brick & mortar?

You point out that IBOs can be fired, but couldn't McDonald's "fire" one of their franchise owners if they started selling incorrect products? It's a basic principle.

The above words of wisdom were left by some ambot on my post about where else can you get fired from your own business but in Amway. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving sack of shit Platinum! Its always nice when ambots stop by and say something so fucking stupid you just gotta share it in a separate post so everyone can poke fun at it.

I’m not sure if this guy has been smoking something funny or if he’s just fucked in the head!

He’s seriously comparing Amway with McDonalds? That’s the big giveaway that theirs is seriously something wrong with him.

Two completely different businesses. One is in the restaurant business selling fast food for lower prices than in sit down restaurants. The other is in the business of signing up commissioned salespeople to sell overpriced shitty products.

Fucked in the head ambot needs to look a little futher into the McDonald’s business plan. The restaurants in this chain are not all franchises. Some are and some are owned by the head office. Franchises are sold to restaurant owners in locations that McDonalds did a market survey on to ensure they’re still going to be profitable but not necessarily a location that head office wants ownership of. Just because a company like McDonalds has a chain of locations or branches does not mean that they are all franchises.

McDonald’s doesn’t have an online business selling their fast food. Can you imagine what it would like coming through the mail? Cold burgers and fries and melted ice cream mess.

There are companies that have many locations or branches that also have an online business where customers can shop on the Internet instead of going into the store and have their purchases mailed to them. Wal-Mart and other big box chains comes to mind.

Amway does not have any franchises that I know of. They have locations and warehouses in places besides their head office in Michigan but no franchise locations. I mean who’d want one? Most people would want to buy a franchise of something that is popular and has good sales in other words sells products that people want to buy at an affordable price. Amway don’t fit that criteria!

And here’s the thing about any business that is a chain. They do market research before opening a location. They make sure the customer base will be there. They don’t open a location too close to another one in their chain to oversaturate that market.

Even companies that have salesreps that go out to businesses and market their products or services don’t overlap the salespeople’s territories. They all have their own area to cover.

What about Amway? Does head office make sure their commissioned salespeople are not overlapping any areas? Hell no! That’s because Amway knows that their commissioned salespeople are not making sales to others. Their commissioned salespeople are Amway’s customers buying Amway products and pretending that they are buying from their own store. Brainwashed ambots! Amway has oversaturated the market with commissioned salespeople. There ain’t enough business for everyone. Could that be due to selling overpriced shitty products? Really hard to find customers and bullshit them into thinking they are paying more money for higher quality products when its all a lie. Amway’s products are generic to substandard compared to other products in the marketplace. Overpriced shit!

Sticking with what the dumb ass ambot said about franchises, does anyone know of an online only business that has franchises? That would be fucking dumb? Kind of like oversaturating the marketplace when only one location is needed. If its an online only business all sales can be made through the one website and keep all the profit in one place. No need to spread it out and have franchise online businesses. Let’s take Amazon probably the most successful online business out there. $74 billion in sales in 2013. Amazon has no franchises. They have offices and warehouses in different places but those ain’t franchises.

The dumb ass response the Amway ambot left is very typical of what I heard from Amway cult leaders. Whenever someone has a different opinion the Amway cult leader has to launch some distraction tactic and try to blind the opposing view with their fucked up bullshit.

Comparing Amway with some McDonald’s franchises. You gotta be fucking kidding me! What the fuck does one have to do with the other except some flimsy Amway excuse to bullshit and distract someone away from figuring out the truth.




  1. I heard to be a mcds franchisee. You need 2 mill investment and a background in business. You can't even give away Amway distributorships free. Any clown without any business experience can be a Amway ibo.

    1. That figure might vary depending on the location. I wonder how many ex--ambots use Amway on their resume or even say they once were a business owner. Years down the road they must look back and realize they were fucked in the head to get brainwashed by a cult that says anyone - clown or not- can be a "business owner".

    2. You probably won't print this...that's ok. McDonalds franchisees can be fired or their store taken away from them. Robert Kiyosaki even compares the Amway business model, as far as the training side, to McDonalds (loosely, Amway not mentioned by name, he says Network Marketing... he does mention Amway positively later in the book/recording)... If you use the training well it is on the B side of his quadrant (from the Business of the 21st Century). So now I guess you are arguing with one of the wealthiest men in the USA. But, I'm sure that won't stop you, nor your foul language. I just feel so badly that you are so angry and letting Amway use up so much of your emotional venting. Praying for you

    3. The mcds franchise can be baught back by corporate. At a rereasonable price for many reasons. But usually buying back a mcds franchise is due to poor management. Its Amway who fire their ibos and take away distributorships without compensation. Robert kiyosaki is hardly one of the wealthiest people in the world. He's well off but not even a billionaire. She hardly needs your prayers. You r a fucktard

    4. Hi Anonymous. Of course R.K. likes Amway. The cult leaders pressure their downline to buy his books and him and them make money. Thats what its all about. I think he's been a paid speaker at some of thie brainwashing functions. He's hardly the first financial expert to mention Network marketing though most are pretty careful not to flog any one MLM unless they're paid cor their endorsement. You can come here and pray if you want but most people come here to curse out the assholes in their or thier husbands upline.

  2. Anna,I'm sure you've heard at major functions. That Bill Britt owns 10 mcds franchises. People in Amway like to bs about everything.

    1. Anonymous - how do you know when someone in Amway is lying?

      Their mouth is moving!


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