Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Virtual Bitchslap To Amway Assholes


This blog lets me be the voice of the wives of all ambots. You know those nasty, horrible, despicable brainwashed robots who go around bragging that they’re “business owners” because Amway gives their commissioned salespeople the bragging rights title of “Independent Business Owners”.

Well fuck you Amway. There’s a lot more to being a real business owner and running a legitimate business than scamming people into signing a restrictive Amway IBO registration agreement that takes away their rights as American citizens and human beings, forcing them to buy overpriced products, and making them shell out big bucks to attend Amway functions.

I prefer to save my fuck you’s for my former upline but I’ll just send out a big FUCK YOU to Amway.

OK now that I got my Amway corporation fuck you rant out of the way back to the fucking assholes in the Amway upline.

Amway is very much a good old boy’s club. There are no women in a position of power. There are the wives of the Diamonds who sit on the stage staring at their husband while he spouts off bullshit propaganda to the audience of ambots who paid big bucks to be brainwashed. There are no women running the show. Never. Even the lousy $10 meetings the Diamond speaker who showed up was always a man. No wife in sight for these little chump change meetings.

All the living room meetings were run by either the male Platinum or Emerald. The wives never spoke. Well, they might have spoke briefly if they happened to be in the room and the husband asked them to clarify something like didn’t we make a million dollars last year.

All the living room meetings we attended there would only be us and another couple or two, a lot of single guys in their 20’s, and maybe a single woman. For the larger meetings where a Diamond showed up the room was still predominantly male, of all ages, but wives accompanied their husbands, so maybe a quarter of the room would be female.

Women can look around and get the picture real fast, especially after the speaker opens their mouth and there is usually no doubt left. We are listening to a male chauvinist pig. Happy there living in Stepford? Assholes!

Women like me have no tolerance for these new male playmates in our husband’s lives. For the most part they are nothing but a bunch of fucking troublemakers ordering our husbands to buy shitty overpriced Amway products, shelling out money to attend Amway functions, demanding his presence at every living room meeting, ordering him to do this that and the other. These new fucking Amway playmates are destroying our lives and our relationships and our peace of mind. Theses fucking Amway playmates demand our husband’s time and his money and plenty of both.

If the relationships can tough it out, the only thing us women have on our side is time. Most IBO’s quit within a year of registering with Amway. Unfortunately a few brainwashed idiots might stick it out a little longer but most quit eventually, except for maybe less than 5%. That would be a horror factory indeed if a woman is unlucky enough to be married to an ambot that is one of very few who stays with it, forever believing the brainwashed bullshit about the thousands of dollars in residual income that will come rolling in every month for the rest of his life.

So on behalf of women everywhere who have been tortured by the Amway cult, a big fuck you to the asshole that sponsored our husbands into this mess. A big fuck you to our sponsor’s sponsor. A big fuck you to every person in between them and the fucked up sack of shit Platinum the evil bastard who carries out most of the dirty work. There may or may not be any legs between the Platinum and the Emerald but I don’t want anyone to be neglected so a fuck you to any ambots inbetween. The Emeralds and the Diamonds can share in the fuck you’s too. Miserable lying sons of bitches that stand up on the stage and scam you out of your money and insult you and call you losers if you don’t keep plugging your cash into the Scamway system.

So there you have it. Not everyone out there believes the bullshit propaganda that you must submit to your upline and you must worship your upline. Fuck you to everyone that tries to force that down your throat! Not everyone loves and worships their Amway upline and has nice things to say about them! This blog gives everyone the opportunity to curse out you nasty shithead ambots.

On behalf of ambot wives everywhere a collective fuck you to everyone in our upline. The lousy bastards who’ve cost us a lot of money, cost us to lose sleep, cost us divorces, cost us bankruptcy, cost us foreclosure, cost us happiness, cost us peace of mind. You fucking Amway troublemakers aren’t happy until you’ve found some way to destroy our lives.

Not all of us are silent. This blog lets many tell it like it is. The way we feel about you lousy upline bastards and what you say and what goes on at Amway meetings.

The women who don’t have a voice. The women who are stuck in the Amway hell. The women who don’t like to swear even though they really want to curse out their upline, the women who have had their lives disrupted or maybe even destroyed by whatever involvement their husband dragged them into the Amway cult.

I will speak up for you voiceless women. Your upline is my upline. We are all stuck in the same Amway shithouse. I will say it for you. The one thing we wish on you fucking Amway ambot assholes is that you are exposed for the lying, scamming, evil demons that you are and that you go through the same hell that you put us through.

A virtual bitch slap to every asshole Amway IBO who has ever signed up a downline. You might think you’re Mr Wonderful and everyone should kiss your ass but you never know what your downline really thinks about you Amway assholes.




15 comments:

  1. "...I feel very lucky and blessed that testimonytemple@gmail.com were able to turn our marriage around like this with his spell. My husband used to spend as much time as he could away from home with other women. Since he cast the love spell on him, My husband is now so in love with me and its so funny that my husband had not go out for weeks now!"
    --Ianessa, Portland

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    1. Ianessa - the visitor stats say you're from Nigeria not Portland. What happened? The Amway sex products too full of your fellow countrymen that you showed up on this post? I'm sure that Ambots go around claiming that Amway sells a similar snake oil treatment. Have a little respect for yourself for christsake. Why do you want a man thats been with so many other women. Aren't you worried about STDs?

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    2. I can understand staying around through the Amway cult. But agree with Anna's std comment. Putting your health and life in danger with possible stds. But maybe in Nigeria they have no spousal and child support.

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    3. Are you full retard or something? Don't know what upline you have but my upline teaches about unity in marriage, getting rid of debt, having a savings account for the family, and getting to know your spouse better. Must really suck to have "ambots" trying to be better. Also good job somehow turning a spam ad for some "love spell" into more amway hate. Yes.... amway and some gmail spam Nigerian are totally linked together....

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    4. Apparently you don't listen too good to your upline when they tell you not to say negative.

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  2. Bravo! You pissed off an ambot, that makes it a perfect day!

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  3. Hi Anna. I'm also married to an ambot. I feel like our marriage is falling apart because of scamway. I just don't know what to do?!? So glad I found your blog.
    We've been ibo's for a year now. he is making money but no where near a profit. He chooses Amway over us and we keep arguing about this. he has been fully brainwashed and nothing I say will change his mind.

    anyway, I just wanted to say that to somebody as telling this to my Ambot husband is like talking to a wall. I'm so unhappy as he's always out at meetings, functions, contacting etc. and doesn't care about home. I want my husband back :( this is like a cult and my advice to anyone considering it is to NOT join Amway. I don't wish this frustration and heartbreak upon anyone.

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Sorry to hear about your situation. Everyone here reading about it understands exactly what you're going through. Its a really helpless feeling when your husband puts the fucking assholes in his Amway upline ahead of his marriage and family. Amway is a good old boys club and any man they can suck into their cult is taught to be a male chauinist pig. Usually most of them will get out of this scam after a year. You say he'a making a little money so thats an incentive for him to keep going. You need to find a business consultant who has nothing to do with Amway and make your husband go with you for a meeting. Bring your profit and loss statement and business plan with projected income. If he doesn't have this paperwork and if he gets audited by the IRS he'll be up shit creek and all he has to do is piss off one person who will report him. But he's in Amway. Likely he'a pissed off dozens off people. He's being brainwashed by the assholes in his upline to alienate himself from his friends and family. So lets just send out a big old FUCK YOU to all those assholes in his upline. I hope this makes you feel better.

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    2. Thanks for your reply. I do feel better. We had an argument coz I was looking after my 4m old son alone when Ambot went to meeting and to show plans till midnight.
      He flew interstate for a function last week and took 1 week leave from work. I don't think work will be happy if he keeps doing this. Well.. amway teaches them that this is more important than the job.
      You are right, good point about the profit and loss statement. we don't keep one.
      It's true about the brainwashing. they tell you that if your friends don't join, they're not really your friends and you'll make new friends in Amway. errr no thankyou. I hope he comes to his senses soon.

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    3. I hate to tell you but nothing is more important to a brainwashed ambot than Amway and devoting his love to the assholes in his upline. You and your son are probably way below #10 on his list. Also he's probably going to lose his job. I saw more ambots get fired or quit showing their devotion to the great Amway god. You need to talk with a family member or friend for advice and start preparing yourself for id things go bad. His upline is counselling with him to leave you. Maybe you can find a cult interventionist who can help. Good luck!

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    1. So if you're name is Jessica Luis why are you logged on as Jeffrey Dowling? What's the difference between a Nigerian scammer and an Amway scammer? Nothing! They're both fucking scumbag liars!

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    2. "I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide"

      Too bad you didn't. Then you wouldn't be here trying to scam people with bullshit about a phony "spellcaster" wanting to steal other people's money. Like Amway does.

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    3. LOL! Well those Nigerian scammers are kind of entertaining and everytime they leave a message it increases this blog's ranks in the search engines.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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