"Lets see your bank account statement." She asks him.
"Oh, no. That's private". He answers.
She has her doubts. Is this really a nice guy or is he a scam artist.
So he asks her out on a date. He says he's taking her to a BBQ and she should dress nice.
She's a little suspicious. Dress nice for a BBQ? Whats wrong with wearing shorts or jeans like normal people wear to BBQ's. Its not like its a formal event. But he tells her there are some people at this BBQ he wants to impress so she wears a nice dress.
He picks her up in this hunk of junk car.
"What's with the car? I thought you were a big time business owner making lots of money. Why are you driving a piece of shit like this." She gives him and the car the evil eye cause it looks like it’ll fall apart at any minute.
"I'm investing my money back into my business. I'm buying my next car with cash so I have to save up." Brags the Amway Ambot.
Then she asks him why he's wearing a business suit and tie. I mean who dresses this guy. Too formal for a BBQ. He tells her this is how he always dresses because he dresses for success cause thats what his mentors told him to do and he explains that he is in a mentoring and leadership training type of business.
Even though she wonders what the fuck thats supposed to mean she gets in the car anyway. Then he confesses to her that they are really going to an Amway meeting and he's only pretending its a BBQ.
Now she's really pissed off. She's heard of that company. Words come to mind like pyramid scheme, scam, cult, overpriced products.
Could this day get any worse? But she kind of likes him so even though she's pissed she doesn't bitch too much about the Amway meeting. Fortunately for her she never gets there.
Watch this video to find out why.
Ha ha! Gotta have a good laugh going into the weekend! Happy Thanksgiving everyone!