Thursday, December 4, 2014

Amway Ambots And Their Warped Sense Of Success

When an Ambot signs up to the Amway cult they’re told they are now an IBO: Independent Business Owner. To a mind that is fucked up by Amway cult members, being a business owner is a sign of success.

And where else can you become a “successful business owner” for a couple hundred bucks.

That’s a question that doesn’t need an answer. There are lots of people who’ve started up real legitimate businesses on a shoestring budget.

We’re talking about Amway assholes here and their pretend businesses, not real business owners.

Amway ambots disappear to focus on their “business” which means they’re dealing with phone calls and texts from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline, spending hours on Amway’s website buying overpriced shitty products whenever they’ve got some space on their credit card, or phoning friends and family to buy the above mentioned shitty products, or stalking prospects to come to Scamway meetings. Thats what it takes to become a successful business owner to an Amway ambot with their warped sense of success.

Their “own” Amway “business” with the promise of money, gives the ambot a sense of success, a fakers dream come true, pretending to act like a big and important and rich business owner is always most important.

The Amway ambot has to validate himself himself, not his wife, not his family, today and every day. The woman the ambot vowed to love and honor and cherish would be little more than insignificant compared to the fucking assholes in his Amway upline that he now has to love, honor, and cherish more than anything else in his life. Nothing is more important than worshipping the Great Amway God and pledging love and devotion to defending the Amway name and bragging about how Amway’s high prices mean they’re products are high quality – to a fucked up brainwashed Amway bastard that is.

Amspeak. Must spout that bullshit all the time to be a successful business owner, that is if you're an Amway ambot with a warped sense of success. 

That’s a fucked up Amway Ambot’s version of success.

No thanks. Not for most people.


  1. C'mon Anna, you must be only talking to those who failed! (that's what I was told when I ciricized as a con job a pro-Amway video clip on youtube) However the fact that there are no examples of IBO were successful in attaining retirement in three to 5 years seems lost on the Ambots.

    1. Anonymous - at every Amway meeting I attended there were cult followers who'd been in Amway for over 5 years. Lifers! Broke losers! All their money plus whatever they can borrow being thrown at the Amway scam and they're further away from retirement than they were when they joined. Amway can set you back years financially.

  2. There was this other Mlm scheme. Where you are a executive in the scheme. If you sell or purchase 50.00 a month lol. Having a fancy title or being called a business owner makes no difference to me. it's funny how upline leaders make fun of fancy job titles. But they try to sell us on the title business owners.

    1. Yup that's how it is in Amway, making fun of everyone who's not inside the Amway cult. That's why this blog came into being so we can make fun of people in Amway and curse out the assholes in the Amway upline! LOL! And then those Amway prudes show up here and are outraged that someone would dare speak negative of the Great Amway God! LOL! Never saw so many phony ass "business" titles as I did when I was in Amway.

    2. When i sold encyclopedias back in 91. Was told I'm just a sales agent and I can possibly make jack shit per month. Their top sales rep averages 5-10k per month back then. They where very upfront and after two weeks of zero income I quit. They weren't like the scumbag amway diamonds with their lies

    3. Anonymous - thanks to the Internet I think encyclopedias are a thing of the past. At least they were honest and said don't expect to make much or anything at all. The top sales rep probably had a territory that no one else could touch in a big city somewhere. That's another thing with the Amway scam, they don't ensure their sales reps aren't overlapping territories. You know like how real companies do. Its a different story with the Amway scam because its all about tricking the IBO into buying from their "own business". Ambots are their own best customers because they don't have any other customers. Sales territories have been oversaturated.

      I doubt anyone out there could be as big of lying scumbags as Amway assholes.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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