Monday, December 8, 2014

Evil Crows = Evil Amway Ambots

No matter what stage in a person’s life they’re at they either are living a decent life or they’re working towards it. The things most people have or want out of life or not really over the top. They might like a good paying career. They might want to get married. They’d like to live in a decent house in a safe neighborhood. They want to drive a nice car that’s not breaking down all the time. They’d like to take nice vacations. They’d like to be debt free. They’d like to have decent savings for retirement. A lot of people have already worked hard to get these things and others are still working towards some of these goals. They’re not unrealistic things to achieve for many people. It’s a nice safe life when you own a home, a car, and have savings.

Then an Amway ambot comes around to fuck up your life. They scam you into signing up with their pyramid scheme. You have to invest $500 and up every month buying at least 100PV of shitty overpriced Amway products and other purchases related to the Amway tool scam. This means going into credit card debt or wiping out your savings account. Joining the Amway cult even for a few months can set a person back financially for years.

Amway cult leaders preach the gospel of greed. Why settle for a house when you can have a 10 million dollar mansion. Why settle for a nice car when you can have a fleet of Bentley’s, Ferraris, and Lamborginis. Why settle for a nice vacation when you can go to Peter Island and live in a super Amway asshole sized deluxe suite. Why have retirement savings when you can have bazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month from Amway.

Leave your safe lifestyle behind and enter into the Amway hell hole guided by Amway cult leaders and their goal of greedy materialistic possessions, hellbent on destroying anyone in a safe place.

There are too many stories around the Internet of people who’ve lost tens of thousands of dollars to the Amway scam. Debt. Bankruptcy. Foreclosure. Divorce. So much for that nice, safe lifestyle these people were living until the evil Amway ambots got hold of them.

Its kind of like this scene from the Hitchcock movie The Birds. The kids are safe inside their school. The evil crows are outside. The plan seems simple enough. Stay inside and don’t get attacked by the birds. But what do the teachers do? They say let’s make a run for it. Dumb fucks!

That’s like Amway ambots – dumb fucks!

The students trust their teachers. Teachers who pretend to be all knowing and have their best interests at heart. Teachers who convince the kids to leave their safe place behind only to get attacked by crows.

Like being in Amway. The assholes in the Amway upline brainwash their followers to trust them and not outsiders and brainwash the cult followers they have their best interests at heart. To blindly follow the upline and do whatever they say. People leave their safe place behind to get attacked by Amway ambots hell bent on destroying their lives.
Watch this scene and substitute the evil crows for evil Amway ambots.


Takeaway? If someone from Amway harasses you, run and scream!






41 comments:

  1. EIGHT
    THOUSAND
    DOLLARS

    That's how much Amway (mostly my WWDB upline, to be honest) took me for in just 6 months. Yes, I made every decision myself, but my upline just stood there and smiled and encouraged every stupid decision while I threw my life savings at "the dream".

    I do need to take some of the blame myself. It's not the first time I got suckered. I once wasted $4000 getting scammed by a lawyer who promised me he could get a modification on my mortgage that would save me a thousand dollars a month. I once blew $3000 buying a "once in a lifetime opportunity" vacation package from a telemarketer that came with so many terms and conditions that I never could actually take the vacation before the package expired. I once met a girl online who I was convinced was the love of my life and wasted $10,000 over one summer flying out of state to visit her - and buy her groceries, and pay her bills, and her rent. Also the groceries, bills, and rent of her real boyfriend who was kept hidden from me.

    So yeah, I'm stupid, and my stupidity has cost me $25,000 in fun anecdotes alone. The WWDB scam makes me the maddest, though, because they tried to TURN ME into someone who scams other people. In that entire six months all of the "coaching and mentoring" taught me was that I had to become the jerk who in turn scams others. Then in the end, when I opened my eyes and went to my upline and confronted them about the dishonest reality of what they pushed me into, they acted like it was all MY fault. Like somehow it would have magically worked if only I wasn't such a loser that I couldn't even scam (sorry, "recruit") six other naive suckers. I was told that it was my fault I wasn't willing to "step up as a leader." No, what I wasn't willing to do was step up as a scammer.

    So much anger. Even the girl from the failed internet affair wasn't as evil as that. She didn't want to change me as person, she just wanted a sugar daddy on the side. That's pretty horrible and selfish, but nowhere near as bad as targeting, seducing, brainwashing, and then corrupting a person to become someone who actively inflicts the same evil on others.

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    1. Sorry Man about your 8 Grand.

      I recently got in with World Wide DreamBuilders before quickly getting out after coming to my senses. But yeah, I bought into the hype at first, even saw the idol Brad Duncan in person, signed up, bought "materials", and a little bit of product and began listening to the brainwashing communiKate and digital delivery. Luckily, I was able to take a step back before I got to invested in it.

      This is my first time posting here but man, have I enjoy reading this blog! Their thing now is to tell the Ambots to Google "Amway is bad" and show people that see, it only has 560,000 results where things like "Mother Teresa is bad" or "Google is bad" or anything you can think of has more results than Amway. .

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    2. Hi Anonymous. Thanks for stopping by to share your story.

      You have hit the nail right on the head when you said WWDB Amway turns you into a person who scams other people. Its kind of like those scam ads that say you can earn thousands stuffing envelopes and send $10 or $20 or whatever. Then all you get is instructions on how to place an ad to scam others to send money to stuff envelopes. One of the oldest scams around. Just like Amway getting up there in years of being a long running scam.

      I'd say losing around $8,000 after 6 months in Amway is about average. That's adding up membership fee to Amway's expensive buying club, monthly cult sect fees to WWDB, Communikate, other monthly purchases in the Amway tool scam, hundreds of dollars buying shitty overpriced Amway products, tickets to Scamway meetings, tickets to major function, probably 2 or 3 inside that time frame depends when you joined and got out, and all the assorted transportation, lodging, and food costs that go along with it. An expensive education. And then finding out Amway is a blame the victim scam and listening to the assholes in the Amway upline bitch at you for not trying hard enough, being a loser, your dream not big enough and all the other bullshit those Amway scammers throw at you.

      A $3000 vacation package doesn't sound all that out of the ballpark. For 2 people flying somewhere, staying somewhere nice, etc. But if you don't end up using it.... Kind of like all those boxes of Amway laundry soap and vitamins you have to stockpile and just end up throwing away. No use for it.

      You really spent $10,000 chasing an out of state girlfriend and paying all her expenses? You couldn't find a woman closer to home looking for a sugar daddy? Not really all that funny when you think you're investing in a future together. I know a guy who "met" a woman online. He never met her in her person but he got her address because she messaged him she was hungry and he spent $20 or so having a large pizza delivered to her apartment. Which I'm sure she probably shared with a boyfriend that was there with her. And then he never heard from her again. Oh well that was a cheap lesson for him to learn.

      And nobody could be as evil as Amway Ambots. You nailed that one!

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    3. Thanks for replying, Anna. Yes, I'm sure I could have found a local girl to waste all that money on, but that's the point of why it was so stupid, isn't it? I just got caught up in the emotion and the fantasy.

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    4. Anonymous - WWDB Amway encouraging their cult followers to search for MT is bad or Google is bad isn't their thing now. They were doing that many years ago when I was in! Huge on dissing MT. Here's the thing that most people know about Google results. It might not be the phrase you keyed in but will come up with a passage that has all those words. For example it might be an article that MT is a good woman who doesn't see bad in anyone and that's why it gets tens of thousands of hits. What you said shows that nothing ever changes in Amway. An Ambot's life is full of desperate tactics. Lie, deny, distract, and defend. The life of an Amway ambot. I've never had to do any of those things for any company I've ever worked for.

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    5. Anonymous with the Internet girlfriend - its one type of emotion getting caught up with someone online who you think might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with. In a sense its not much different when you're a brainwashed ambot and you're positive that Amway is the company you'll work for for the rest of your life.

      In the same way your online girlfriend and the Amway "business" are both fantasies.

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    6. Man, does my name ring true for you.

      You must be rich, though!

      Stay strong and don't fall for shit again.

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  2. Way cool video . I need to find that movie it was neat.
    Amway is rated one of the best home biz opportunities by the better business burow.

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    1. Anonymous - most of Hitchcock's movies were neat.

      Thanks for giving us a heads up that Amway ambots are now getting around Amway's code of conduct where they're not allowed to say that the Better Business Bureau aka BBB loves Amway to death and promotes them blah blah blah, by intentionally misspelling the organization and calling it the better business burow. That's one way to avoid getting fired by Amway to make up a whole new organization. But then if Amway fired all the ambots who go around making outrageous claims about Amway's affiliation with the BBB, then they'd have no commissioned sales force left! LOL!

      Just so you know the real BBB does not rate any business by best or worst or any other bullshit. The real BBB (not your phony ass better business burow one) assists consumers with complaints against businesses. They forward a complaint to a business and give the business a timeline to respond. The business does not have to give a response in the customer's favor, just has to respond before the deadline. Based on their response rate the BBB gives a business a rating like a report card fail up to A. Doesn't have nothing to do with the business or if they resolved the customers issue. Just that they respond to BBB in a timely manner.

      This is pretty good this new scam that Amway ambots have come up with the better business burow. A new blog post. Thanks for the heads up on the ambot's latest scam!

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  3. Amway nutralite vitamins are the best ones on the market.
    Amway SA8 detergent is the best on the market.

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    1. Amman - only a fucking lying sack of shit Amway asshole spouts off that kind of Amspeak bullshit.

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  4. Save yourself a ton of money "Amman" and buy Solgar vitamins instead.

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    1. Anonymous - people that aren't brainwashed ambots get that. The thing is the assholes in the Amway upline show up at your house and do raids looking for "illegal" products. In other words good stuff you bought for a good price at the store and Scamway sells a similar product. Can you imagine the shit kicking Amman would get! LOL!

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  5. I looked up those Solgar vitamins. Save money are you kidding.
    those are expense and artificial.Nutralite is made from real natural ingredient right on Amway farms.

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    1. An Amway employee showed up here a couple of years who works in the Nutrilite warehouse. Even though you're spouting off Amspeak bullshit about natural ingredients and Amway farms the Amway staffer told us the truth about the fillers in their vitamins. And so what? Its part of making the production cheaper. He said staff can buy Double X at cost plus 10% or 30% I don't quite remember the mark up he said. Amway's owners got to make money on their staff too! His cost was $9. And what does Amway sell Double X to gullible chumps for? $70 or $80? Something like that. Huge mark up. It seems those suckers born every minute flocked to the Amway cult.

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    2. I know I'm late but thanks for replying "Amman." I was not comparing the "cheaper," 100% only of DV, "Nutrilite Daily Multivitamin/Multimineral" to Solger's. I was comparing overpriced "Double X" to something like "Solger VM-75." Compare the daily values and see how equal they are and then you can find a 6 month supply (from Amazon) for $25.00 and you really see what rip-off Double X is. But hey Ambots, keep on buying Nutrilite, I benefit at my J O B by selling the facility a ton of parts. That alfalfa sure is rough on equipment.

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  6. Amway is the way to financial freedom.Amway is the Real thing . If punching a time clock your just jerking off.

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    1. Only if your last name is DeVos or VanAndel. Anyone else who believes that bullshit is fucked in the head for sure!

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    2. Ah, a freshly brainwashed Ambot. And, yes, only a very select few at the tippy-top of Amway have found that "financial freedom". Folks like the brainwashed original poster are the ones feeding their wallet.

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    3. Yup those new Ambots love to show up here and spout off brainwashed Amspeak.

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  7. HAHAHAHAHA I prefer a 9-5 job and/or punching in and out at work than to work the graveyard shift for a bullshit "business"... if you do not actually brand and OWN your business, have zero experience, zero EDUCATION, then you are NOT a businessman, and reselling Amway shit definitely does not change it either.

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    1. Right on Julie! Being a commissioned salesperson for Amway tossed out into a world where salespeople are not given specific territories to make sure there's no overlapping, does not make you a businessman. Once the ambots get their IBO card that now makes them an expert in everything and they don't need experience or education except what's provided by Amway - zippo!

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  8. Story about Bob and Dick: Bob buys Amway Nutralite Vitamins,Bob is strong and healthy . Dick buys cheap store vitamins ,now Dick is sick.
    Don't be a Dick.

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    1. Follow up on Bob and Dick (later referenced by their proper names: Robert and Richard).

      Richard's cold healed a few days later with only minor discomfort. For a year, he kept buying store vitamins and in the end was no sicker than Robert. Instead, he took the price difference between his vitamins and Robert's and stored it away for future use. Thanks to that, he's now... Rich ;).

      Robert on the other hand kept buying Amway's new brand of vitamins Nutralite that replaces the old brand previously named Nutrilite. It had absolutely no effects on his health. On the other hand, he spent so much money that he's now broke. He's only now beginning to realize that he got ROBbed ;)

      Osuwariboy

      P.S. Bad puns entirely voluntary ;)

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    2. The Amway Masturbator stops by again with the obsession about dicks and to spread more bullshit Amspeak that we've all heard before at Scamway meetings. The real moral of that story is that Bob and Dick are both fucking morons for buying vitamins instead of eating foods that give them the required vitamins naturally instead of needing synthetic products. Your dick must be bent from jacking off into Amway products if you'd stop by a website all about making Amway Ambots look like fucking assholes to make a fucking fool out of yourself. Yup sometimes its too easy when they come to us. Pun intended masturbator!

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  9. Anyone want to buy some SA8 or nutralite vitamins I will hook you up.

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    1. This just goes to show how fucking desperate Amway Ambots are. If the assholes in your Amway upline forced you to buy too many overpriced shitty Amway products and you couldn't flog them on ebay or Craigslist, do you really think you're going to have any better luck trying to sell them on a blog that's all about making fun of Amway assholes and the shitty overpriced products they sell. And here's a free sales tip for you you dumb fuck. If you want to sell your shit you need to give your contact information. Yup like we need any more proof that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking morons.

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  10. Amway is a great business opportunity. It is not for everyone. It is for those who work hard at interpenetrating.Bo Short the US #1 financial ad-visor endorses Amway . If Bo Short endorses it it is good.

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    1. You ambots are living proof that shit can grow legs and walk. Why else would you show up on a blog that is all about how people in Amway are fucking assholes and leave a comment about some guy who jumps MLM ships faster than he changes his socks.

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  11. Amway is the real deal the time clock is a dildo

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    1. The Amway Masturbator strikes again. So do you use that dildo when you're jerking off into the SA8?

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  12. I agree with Dreamaker. The time clock job is a tease. I talked to my sponser on line . He is in the cockpit of his private jet.You will never have a private jet punching a timeclock.Anna is F. O. S. If you dont get the acranim F=Full O=Of S=------

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    1. Of course you agree with yourself.

      Do the assholes in your Amway upline know that you keep coming back to this blog and say negative?

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    2. LOL wow.

      Was he talking specifically to you, like a personal call, or was this one of those group videos he sends to everyone in your line and his other lines?

      If your sponsOr, is actually in the cockpit of a private jet, he likely spells better than you do. It is likely a chartered plane. If it isn't, we must be speaking of someone very high on the food chain here. Who might that be? It would have to be one of a very select few.


      And who paid for such a plane, chartered or owned? All the IBOs grinding away, buying, prospecting. Thousands of them. Which means you would have to replicate what he has done. Thousands of downline. Take into account how many IBOs are already signed up. Those who are competing with you for prospects. If you need thousands, and Drea Maker up there needs thousands, and someone above you needs thousands, and every other IBO scraping it all together, like you, also needs thousands, it adds up pretty quick. Your crossline is your competitor.

      So, how many downliners will it take for you to get your jet? What about the guy sitting next to you at conference? And next to him? Obviously, someone isn't going to get there. How can you congratulate them when they pull a new downline? It doesn't help you, it hinders you. One less for you. Every new platinum means less for you.

      It is a hamster wheel.

      -Jerry

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    3. Jerry - this guy's so busy masturbating into SA8 that the facts mean nothing to him. The Amway ambot lifestyle - the facts don't matter. Fake it till you make it. Jerk off into the SA8 until his dick's bent as much as his brain.

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  13. Amway is is in India , many successful business leaders .Watch you tube you will see. See you tube Amway India.Worldwide opportunity.sa8 the best. dish drops the best.

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    1. Hey Habib dish drops the fucking worst! Someone would have to be fucked in the head to look at anything Amway on Youtube. Talke about fucking losers! LOL!!!!! Don't you have some SA8 you could be jerking off into?

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  14. Habib Bachchan(Beloved child)February 21, 2015 at 3:15 PM

    Amway is good Nutralite supplements have a whole plate of vegetable in one pill.

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    1. Wouldn't it be cheaper to go fuck yourself instead of spending big bucks to buy Amway products to masturbate on?

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  15. Save money save the planet buy Amway products.I bought a big two boxes of SA8 detergent in 2008 and just used it up in 2014. It is that concentrated.Amway products are not just the best but the least inexpensive per use. Amway s biodegradable surfacants do not kill fish like store bouhgt detergents.,also Amway is going world wide giving opportunities to less furtunate coutrie for their people to be successful.

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    1. Like we need any further proof that people in Amway are a bunch of lying scamming fucking sack of shit cocksucking bastards, they show up here and make themselves look like dumb fucks so we can all laugh at them.

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