Amway Worldwide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Spring Leadership in Honolulu, Hawaii April 2016. Actual day unknown – one of those top secret bullshit Amway stuff that you have to be a member of the Amway secret knowledge club to know. So that means another post where I find things to do in town instead of attending Spring Leadership. Actually sitting in your hotel room watching TV would be more productive than attending the Spring Leadership brainwashing session. So would staying at home because that would save you time and money instead of blowing it on the Amway tool scam and the incidental costs incurred getting and staying there. Anyway gotta get some keywords in case I got lots of ambots searching.
Hawaii is the type of place I can go to and just hang out at the pool or the beach and go swimming and I don’t have to do anything else. You lousy ambot bastards go to World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2016 and I will hang out on Waikiki Beach and be very happy, except knowing my Ambot is somewhere else getting brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders.
So Waikiki Beach is the place to hang out. If you get tired of swimming or reading a book, take a surfing lesson or go on an outrigger canoe ride. These are the touristy things you came here to do so have fun! Fun! A word that is foreign to an Amway ambot!
I’d say everyone should go out to Pearl Harbor. There are tour operators who take visitors there usually in combination with some other kind of city tour. Most hotels will have information on tour companies. Or you can get to the visitor center yourself. Tickets are free unless you reserve ahead of time and pay that fee and include a park ranger telling Pearl Harbor’s history and a ferry ride out to the memorial. http://www.nps.gov/valr/index.htm
I always like going to the Polynesian Cultural Center but its kind of a bugger getting there. General admission costs around $60 and goes up from there depending on whether you want to add dinner, shows, island tour, etc which if you do the full thing costs as much as admission to Amway WWDB Spring Leadership with the big different the Polynesian Cultural Center is a whole lot more fun! This is one attraction that its almost best to find a tour company that will pick you up at your hotel and drive you out there for the day and bring you home again.
Some people like to go hiking at Diamond Head State Park. http://dlnr.hawaii.gov/dsp/parks/oahu/diamond-head-state-monument/
And my things to do list on any city where Amway WWDB is holding a function is never complete unless I can find a zoo! Yes, Honolulu Zoo! Costs $14 if you’re over 13 years old or $6 if you’re younger. Would you rather be listening to a baboon making an ass out of himself on the stage at an Amway function or watching a baboon making an ass of himself at a zoo. Which baboon costs cheaper to watch?
Go to a luau! Beats whatever food they’re slopping up at Amway WWDB Spring Leadership. Oh, I guess that would be none. You got to find a nearby eating establishment if you’re hungry or buy an overpriced hot dog and drink at the arena’s concession. And hotel restaurants in Hawaii = $$$$. Oh well. Ambots are used to overpaying for things, one of the joys of being in the Amway cult and getting used to being ripped off. Back to the luaus. There are more than I can possibility count. Almost every hotel on Waikiki Beach offers one. Pick one and enjoy some roasted pig and poi. No really. Everyone goes for the entertainment not the food. Some give you a free mai tai when you arrive. Probably get lei’d too!
Hilo Hattie is still alive and well in Honolulu! This is the place to buy Hawaiian themed clothes! I have a Hilo Hattie shirt in my closet that I still haul out whenever I’m going to a Hawaii themed party. Everyone should have one ! They sell other things too. Cans of macadamia nuts and macadamia cookies here for good prices. You’ll find other discount souvenirs like coffee mugs. Oh yes, I’m sure I got my free Hilo Hattie coffee mug somewhere in the house still. Their big store closed down last year so no more free shuttles from the Waikiki hotels. Head to their store at Ala Moana Center where there’s plenty more shopping choices. Better prices and better selection than you’ll find at Scamway!
Oh come on really. Hawaii thrives on tourism. You go there for the sun and the surf. Nobody goes to Hawaii and needs Anna Banana to tell them what to do. Pack the sunscreen and have fun. And how do you have fun? By staying the hell away from Amway ambots!!!!!!!
Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2017. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!
World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
WWDB Amway Spring Leadership sucks!
Nothing like wrecking your Hawaiian vacation by attending an Amway function!