Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Sex Problems And Amway Products

I get dozens of searchers ending up at my blog after searching for “Amway sex” or “Amway sex products”. Or “Double X is good for sex”.

The latest searcher is having sex problems and thinks they’re related to Amway products. Or possibly looking for Amway products to solve the sex problems.

Let me break it down simply:

Sex problems?

Not getting laid?

You’re in Amway?

Mystery solved!

Amway = huge turn off.

Come on guys! You’re in Amway and you’re wondering why you’re not getting any? Couldn’t have anything to do with you bringing a bunch of shitty overpriced Amway products into the house could it? How about being broke all the time after tithing the Great Amway God?

If you have a woman in your life that you love you need to be always looking for more ways to love her, NOT looking for other things that you can love more than her.

The upline insists Amway must always come first. Tough shit if you’re celebrating something else in your life the same night an Amway meeting is on or if your upline holds an impromptu mandatory meeting.

Women like security. They like owning a house. They like real food in the house. They like having products in the house that they’ve purchased for a reasonable price and they actually use. They like money in the bank. They like having investments.

The Amway pyramid scheme offers no security. Own a house? The upline probably doesn’t and is jealous that you do. They will “counsel” you to sell your house, your security to a place to live where you’re forced to live under someone else’s rules. Once you sell the house, or take out a line of equity against it if the upline was unsuccessful to convince the IBO to sell it, then you use that money to pay off the credit card debt you’ve been running up to buy Amway products and tools. Then you start over all again using the credit card to buy more Amway shit. In debt again soon enough but now without the security of owning a house. You will never have financial independence as long as you’re a renter or working for Amway. There is no money to buy real food once $300+ has been spent buying shitty overpriced Amway groceries with no nutritional value: Perfect Water, XS Energy Drinks, food bars, vitamins, etc. Overpriced cleaning products? Bullshit when there are better products for lower prices readily available in the marketplace. Investments? Not in Amway. Need to cash them in to buy more Amway shit. No money in the bank.

Women don’t like that. They hate to see Amway destroying their lives. They hate to see fucking Amway products in the house, the cause of the credit card debt and no money in the bank, and no extra money for investments. The emotional turmoil of dealing with the fucked up Amway cult leaders is sheer hell. Unable to convince their husband to get out of this evil Amway cult is frustrating and causes a lot of anger.

Women don’t want NOTHING to do with Amway. And that might get around to including their Amway brainwashed husband.

So if you need to search on the Internet to figure out why Amway isn’t the huge sex turn on you thought it would be, I can tell you why.

Putting a fucking company over the woman you love? BAD idea.


  1. Traditionally, a man is expected to be the breadwinner who makes sure that his wife and kids have food, shelter, and some measure of security.

    A man who can't provide these things either doesn't get a wife, or he loses the respect of the woman whom he married.

    When a woman loses her respect for a man, she doesn't want to sleep with him. It's as simple as that.

    Amway is responsible for many broken homes and divorces because Amway takes away a man's ability to support his family. All his energy, time, and spare cash go flowing to his up-line. As a result, his family is slowly impoverished.

    What woman can have respect for a man who lets that happen?

    1. Anonymous - you got it. "When a woman loses respect for a man she doesn't want to sleep with him." Or in Amway's case when the man is being disrespectful to his wife by worshipping the Great Amway God more than her. Or otherwise throwing out disrespectful comments to her that he's parroting what the fucking assholes in the Amway upline are accusing her of like being an unsupportive wife. Yeah that's really sexy and I'd like to hop into bed with you. NOT!

      Amway and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline are the cause of many broken homes and divorces. No matter how many times Amway losers show up here shrieking that Amway saves marriages. They have no data to back that one up. What government agency is tracking those statistics? LOL!

  2. When people point their fingers and say negative towards others 3 FINGERS ARE pointing back at YOU. You should put more energy in yourself and grow up!

    1. Anonymous - those fucking Amway losers need to stop pointing fingers at everyone else and point them at themselves for being dumb fucks to get involved in a pyramid scheme.

      What's a sure sign of a fucking Amway asshole. Going around ordering other people to do things. Fuck you asshole. Its my experience that fucking assholes that go around saying childish shit like grow up need to take their own fucking advice. Now run off and find someone in your Amway upline who wants his dick sucked off and take care of it for him.

    2. Hey, Anonymous at June 6, 4:59 PM --

      If you're in Amway, the only finger you're using is the thumb that you stuck up your ass when you joined.

      Have a nice day.

    3. Anonymous - that pretty much describes an Ambot's lifestyle! LOL!

      And seeing as how this Amjerk showed up to this post looking for sex products Amway sells he's probably looking for other things he can stick up his ass.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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