Monday, May 2, 2016

“You’re Not Man Enough To Be In Amway!” Screeches The Ambot

One of the last insults our sack of shit Platinum hurled at Ambot was that he wasn’t man enough to be in Amway and he wasn’t man enough to be married to me.

That was when the sack of shit led the cult followers at that night’s Amway meeting into a prayerfest that I would meet another man and leave Ambot.

I had stopped attending Amway meetings by that time. I doubt those fucking Amway assholes would have been praying that I find another man if I was in the room. Instead they’d be praying that I wouldn’t be kicking their nuts in!

The Amway scam is all about blaming the victim. If an IBO isn’t making thousands of dollars a month within 6 months of signing up then there’s something wrong with him and he’s not CORE or he’s not following the business plan correctly or he needs to go out and buy more Amway CD’s and books.

Amway’s literature shows that .0726% of IBO’s earn at least $95,000/year. That’s a fraction of 1% of IBO’s. The balance of that 1% might be just barely breaking even. The other 99% of IBO’s are losing money. 99% of all IBOs not making money in Amway means there is a lot of men out there not man enough to be in Amway according to our sack of shit Platinum’s reasoning. (Alert – those were the numbers when this post originally appeared on this blog but they’re still close enough based on a comment left here not long ago about the most recent dollar amounts & percentages on the Amway brochure. Ambots still haven’t broken through that 1% threshold yet!)

Being abused by the upline is part of being in the Amway cult, part of being brainwashed by the cult leaders who give and withhold love. Amway cult followers worship these Amway demons and are constantly seeking their approval. All good cult leaders know they have to control their followers and keep them coming back for more abuse or more love. Its a sick relationship.

Our sack of shit Platinum and other Amway assholes I knew were good at insulting and mocking other IBO’s when they weren’t making money but would be ever so encouraging and loving when they made an Amway purchase or invested in the tool scam.

When Ambot started questioning how the numbers in the Amway literature for earnings weren’t adding up and he had questions on the compensation that was when the sack of shit Platinum turned on  him. How dare a lowly IBO question Amway’s printed word! How dare a lowly IBO question upline!

Seeing as how they’ll never make money at Scamway the only thing that brings Amway assholes happiness is destroying other people’s relationships.

Ambot stopped attending Amway meetings after the sack of shit Platinum started praying that I would meet another man. He was then subjected to nasty phone calls from the Platinum asshole. When he stopped answering his phone - thank god for call display - the hateful text messages started. Just the usual bullshit one gets from Amway assholes - loser, quitter, plus his good wishes that I would find another man and get divorced. Sick son of a bitch cocksucking Amway piece of shit Platinum!

Our sack of shit Platinum was in Scamway for close to 20 years and still didn’t make a Diamond income of about $150,000/year - according to Amway’s literature, before Amway fired him and he moved on to flogging Monavie and still wasn’t Diamond there either before the company folded. Maybe its karma for the way he treats other people.

Lousy good for nothing son of a bitch Platinum isn’t man enough to make money at Amway. (Or Monavie! LOL) All he’s good enough to be is another lying Amway asshole scamming victims and destroying other people’s lives.

In hindsight why didn’t the fucking sack of shit Platinum tell my husband right from the beginning that he wasn’t man enough to be in Amway. Then he wouldn’t have signed up to the scam. That sure would have saved us a lot of time and money and being abused by a bunch of fucking Amway assholes.

Fuck you asshole! Go destroy someone else’s life you fucking troublemaking sack of shit Platinum!

And FUCK YOU Amway for taking too long to do the right thing and fire this cocksucker’s ass!


  1. Anna, what finally was the cause that brought about this jerk's firing? What was the thing that finally made Amway dump him?

    Also, if the stupid asshole couldn't make it in the Monavie fruit juice scam, what's he doing now? Tell us more about his failures.

    1. Anonymous - I have no idea how the Platinum got fired from Amway and nobody will probably ever know the truth either. When he sent us an email saying join me at Monavie he made it sound like he'd figured out that was the MLM with the best compensation around so hop on the train. The next email he sent he slammed Amway.

      When we were still involved and phoned Amway to complain about him and they didn't give a shit. They suggested we talk to him about our complaints. Yeah that's a good plan. When most employees complain to their boss about a coworker, the boss talks to him and sees if they can resolve the issue. Not Scamway. He also was ripping Amway off and teaching us how to do so in cult meetings, like how to lie and get free Amway products like who'd want them! And all the readers of this blog will be like so someone's scamming Amway for a change - good on him. Perhaps the dumb fucks at Amway finally figured it out and canned him. Who knows. Everything is a guess on my part.

      That's just my guess. That's the thing when employees steal from their employer. When they get caught they usually get canned.

      I have no idea what he's doing now. Does anyone know which scam MLM followers of the Monavie cult moved on to? That would be my guess a different pyramid scheme MLM but I don't know. And all MLM scams are systems designed for failures so when you say more info about his failures thats kind of normal for MLMers.

  2. Remember the "weight-loss solution" kind of fad?

    Uplines are like those "weight-loss gurus", they offer at first free advice then they set the bar by letting their clients pay for every session. Then it gets more expensive as the client is tied into their "weight-loss" program.

    The gurus make profit whether the client makes it or not.

    1. Anonymous - ironically Amway does have a weight loss program. More people show up to say they only lost money not pounds.

      Amway is like those weight loss gurus. Amway still makes a profit whether or not any of their commissioned salesforce do.

  3. You hit the sore spot of an IBO and they become evasive, vicious and angry at you. Does it make them a "better person" or an "onion-skinned" mentality?

    1. Anonymous - you were right the first time. Amway makes them evasive, vicious and angry.

  4. I was going to comment that Amway should have a brain loss program too, but then I realized they already have one. It's called signing up to be an IBO.

    1. Very true. Sign up to be an Amway IBO and you sign up to be brainwashed.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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