How many people are familiar with the Manta website? If you’re not a
business owner or looking for a company to do business with there’s not much
reason you’d know the website. Basically its like the yellow pages and it’s a
directory of businesses. Most of the listings include the name, contact info,
type of business, how many employees, revenue, etc.
The website used to be a lot better to navigate and easier to find info
you’re looking for. Oh well. Gone are the old days. So just for shits and
giggles I put Amway into the search box to see what would happen and there’s a
bunch of listings for Amway IBO. And clicked on a couple of them to see what
kind of bullshit these fucking Amway losers are coming up with. For the number
of employees they all put 1 to 4, which is the smallest on the drop down menu
to choose. The reality is Ambots have no employees. Ambots don’t do fuck all to
contribute to the local economy. Its just themselves playing make belief
business owner. For income one of the lying Amway fuckers chose less than
$500,000 and another fucker chose less than $100,000. Yeah WAAAAYYYYYY less.
LOL!!!!
What caught my attention is an article about figuring out what the best type
of business is to get into. We’ve touched on this before including some of the
suggestions in this article but I thought I’d blow it up for an Amway Ambot
point of view on how to figure out if you’ve got what it takes to be a lowlife
lying scamming Amway IBO imaginary “business owner”. Here’s the link for anyone
wanting to look at the original article.
http://www.manta.com/resources/small-business-experts/5-ways-determine-right-type-business-buy/
1.
Your interests and lifestyle. I know people who’ve
started up landscaping business, sandwich shops, yoga studio and so on. I also
know people who’ve gone into the family business and others who’ve bought
businesses that might not be something they’re overly passionate about but
decided it’s a good moneymaker. Ambots have decided their interests are eating
vitamins and drinking cat piss and their lifestyle choices include being liars
and scammers and worshipping the Great Amway God so that’s why being a commissioned
salesperson for Amway is a good fit for those losers.
2.
Skills and talents. The article says if you’ve never
worked in an industry sector that might not be a good fit to buy that type of business unless you’re
passionate about it, but still suggests getting some work experience in that
area. What skills do Ambots have? Lying. Scamming. Being fucking assholes.
Ignorance. Sneering at people who have J.O.B.s. Putting down people who aren’t
in their Amway cult. What other “business opportunity” could these losers get
involved in except Amway.
3.
Finances. We’ve said it a few times around here, sure
you can start up a small business on a shoestring if you already own some of
the things you need to get started. Say you want to start a lawn mowing
business and you already own a lawnmower and a truck to transport it, so those
are 2 less expenses you need to start up. Other business might cost a lot of
money if you’re buying/leasing a building, stocking inventory, etc. As for
Amway – only broke losers need sign up. Ambots always go around bragging where
else can you get started in your own business for $200. Bullshit! Let’s go back
to the person who already owns a lawnmower and truck and wants to start a lawn
cutting business. In Amway you need lots of room on the credit card to buy all
the shit the fucking assholes in your Amway upline force you to buy. Budget between
$500 and $1000/month to be inside the Amway cult and if you come in a little
under without a shit kicking from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline
consider yourself lucky.
4.
Do your research. LOL! How many fucking Amway losers
show up here screeching “DO YOUR RESEARCH!”. LOL! If those fuckers had taken
their own advice and done their research such as reading blogs like this first
then they’d have never got involved in Scamway. Part of doing research is
determining if there’s a demand for your product or service. Amway sales show
less than 4% of sales are made to people who are not Amway IBO’s. That tells
the sane world who are not brainwashed ambots that there is no demand, no real
customer base for buying overpriced shitty Amway products unless you're already on staff at Amway having paid a fee to become an IBO.
5.
The future. How does a business owner anticipate where
their business will be next year or 5 or 10 years down the road. This means
writing a business plan and a budget and reevaluating as needed. Here’s the
Amway IBO business plan: drawing a bunch of circles and saying if you sign up 6
people and they each sign up 6 people and then all of them sign up 6 people each
and so on and so on then everyone’s going to be rich and in 2 to 5 years
bazillions of dollars in residual income will roll in every month from Amway. Looks good on paper but the reality is the Amway system is designed for failure.
And another thing that this article and us around here too have advised about
looking at getting into a business is to consult with professionals. Show your
business plan to your banker and ask about getting a small business loan. How
many Amway Ambots have done that? They’d get laughed right out of the bank when
they start drawing their circles. How many Ambots go to a real accountant – not
some fucking assholes in their Amway upline who is a tax expert. Accountants
only deal with real businesses, not pyramid schemes. What about going to
established business owners, and I mean real business owners not fake ass Amway
Ambots who are pretend business owners, and talking over this “great business
opportunity” with them and getting their insight on the profitably of getting
involved in a pyramid scheme.
Do you have what it takes to be an Amway Ambot? Only losers who want
emotional and financial distress need apply and buy in to the Amway bullshit.
Amway is a good opportunity for persons with no skills at all, except the ability to be a continuing pain in the ass to their friends and family.
ReplyDeleteIt also helps if you have no mathematical skills (i.e. thinking that spending $300 per month to get a refund of $10 is a good idea).
You should also be completely naive and credulous, believing that within 2 to 5 years you'll be a millionaire.
It also helps if you are arrogant, stupid, uncultured, and bossy.
Yup sign up with Amway and lose your money and friends and learn how to be the biggest asshole around.
DeleteAnna, what's going on?
ReplyDeleteIt's August 3, and we still can't put up any responses to your last two posts. Is someone asleep at the switch?
Or are the Amway scum sabotaging your website?
I hope you're not planning to make your site and comments unreadable, the way Joe Cool has with his new blank-white background.
Hi Anonymous. Good eye. I feel your pain and sorry for the inconvenience. Its not Ambot sabotage. We’ve decided for the time being to open the comment box during afternoons mountain time. And with blogger it’s a case of you can’t have one without the other so it also hides all comments during the down time.
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