Monday, January 30, 2017

Give Me SEX Demand Horndog Amway Assholes

Got more laughable searches by horndog Amway assholes who landed at this blog. We’ve decided to copy and paste the searches and keep bringing up this post so you might see duplicates if we didn’t already notice that Ambots search for Amway sex products over and over.

Here’s the thing if you’re in Amway and you’re not getting laid, no Amway snake oil is going to help you. Amway Ambot = huge turn off for women.

And first off its very important to note that NOTHING Amway sells can make you look or feel sexy. NOTHING!

Second off DO NOT buy Amway condoms. There’s a whole post dedicated to that somewhere around here. Our opinion – if such a thing exists - Amway condoms would be no different than other overpriced substandard shitty Amway products. Amway is probably selling dollar store baggies and rubber bands and calling them condoms.

And to show you what a huge difference there is between brainwashed Ambots and normal people – who would want wallpaper with any Amway product on it let alone wallpaper with Amway condoms. Like what the fuck!!!!!! Who’s looking for that shit. Amway losers that’s who!

Nothing ignites passion in a woman more than going to the bedroom and seeing wallpaper with Amway products on it let alone fucking Amway condoms! LOL! NOT! LOL! LOL! LOL!

And I doubt anyone reading this blog thinks that it’s a woman who’s looking for Amway sex power products for women. Any woman who’s got a significant other in the Amway cult is probably looking at online love shops for toys. Gotta have something to do while the Amway loser is out attending cult meetings.

And I’ve always said if you want to drive more traffic to your website the keywords you need are Amway sex. Whether or not your website has anything to do with either.

Try not to laugh. Maybe put your drink down before reading this list. And somewhere around here is a post where we ask if there is an Amway sex manual. Ambots are looking for it judging by the sex depraved Ambot horndog who wants to find out more about how to do Amway sex.

Yup the Amway Ambot sex stars. Also the sex misspelled stars.

Copy and paste. Spelling errors belong to the Amway losers. And some of those fucktards can’t even spell the name of their beloved employer.

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  1. Did you hear Betsy DeVos is our new education secretary? Sounds like our youth will be educated with the tools

    1. Hi Shamway. To quote an article I read a week or so ago, what's the biggest threat to students? Grizzly Bears or Betsy Devos.

  2. Anna, this is utterly hysterical! Reading those search titles had me convulsed with laughter.

    Amway sex powder? Amway Nutrilite semen? Best Amway products for long sex?

    I mean, what the hell is going on here? Is this stuff for real?

    Maybe the answer lies in one of the stranger titles: "Is Amway a cover for swingers?" Perhaps more is going on at those stupid Amway functions than we realize. It might all be camouflage for wife-swapping and hotel-room orgies.

    Maybe that's why the Amway Diamonds all show up as couples at these functions. This way they have something to trade when they're alone in a hotel suite.

    1. Anonymous - yes this stuff is hilarious. And of course Ambots are outraged that we post lists like this to make fun of Amway Ambots. Since we posted this we have a few more to be added to the list next time. Yup like we all want to know how Ambot minds work when it comes to Amway sex products they want to tryout. And instead of going to a real doctor to assist them with problems in that department they see Dr Quack Ambot.

    2. I do not appreciate the reference of a scam cult to swingers. I happen to be in the lifestyle. Sex sells and as a future sex and relationship therapist I can say that a majority of people are deprived of sex due to mainstream societal views on sex, so people are not knowledge on sex products. Please use better judgment before making statements about lifestyles that you do not know anything about or have an more knowledge skillset to articulate what the lifestyle is.

    3. To Anonymous at 1:30 AM:

      Stop being such a pompous ass.

      You're "a future sex and relationship therapist"? Does that mean you're planning to become a hooker? Well, I'm sure it will be a lot more profitable than Amway. Good luck with it.

      You say that "a majority of people are deprived of sex." What country are you living in? Saudi Arabia? It sure isn't America.

    4. Oh lighten up Anonymous. This blog is all about poking fun at Amway losers and their beloved employer. You don't see pageanters showing up to take exception that Miss America booted this scam cult sponsor and how we poke fun at Artistry. I was disappointed when Swingtown was cancelled. You too?

    5. LOL Anonymous. But true. Most people look at "sex therapists" as hookers. And the only people deprived of sex are Ambots and that's only because of their association with Amway. You got a better chance of getting laid if you're not an Amway loser.

    6. I can't imagine any woman wanting to sleep with those Amway assholes. They all look like over-the-hill used car salesmen.

    7. Anonymous - nothing attractive about that! LOL! Ambot losers or over the hill salesmen!


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.