Monday, December 11, 2017

NEVER Buy Amway Christmas Tree!



Some ambot showed up here searching for how to buy a Christmas tree from Amway.

My first thought is why the hell would you want to do that?

Then I got to wondering are these artificial trees or real trees?

Either way if Amway is selling them they have got to cost a bundle!

Then I got to thinking what a great idea to screw up somebody’s search criteria by ending up at this blog yet again! Oh Christmas Tree, oh Amway Christmas Tree, how shitty to have you in my house!

Probably IBOFB or some other fucking Amway loser will show up to say that Amway has partnered with some farmer in Vermont to buy Christmas trees of his farm for $500 each. Plus shipping! Just like that motherfucker told us about that market Amway is affiliated with where we can buy 3 pounds of potatoes for $12.95 plus the cost of shipping to our house. Now there’s a shitty deal! Bought 10lbs of potatoes for $2 the other day from a nearby retailer not out to fuck over their customers.

No matter who is selling Christmas trees they’re going to be a real joy to ship and probably cost a few bucks. Cheaper to buy locally.

If its an artificial Christmas tree there is plenty of mail order competition for that one. I’ve seen artificial trees for sale on eBay, JC Penny, Walmart, etc. You buy them and they’re shipped to your house.

So I did a Google search for buying a live Christmas tree to have shipped to your house and was surprised to find such beasts do exist! They cost more than going to your Christmas tree lot but not all that much more. I couldn’t find how much to ship the suckers though. I wouldn’t want to be the guy having to sweep out his UPS truck after delivering one. Pine needles everywhere!

There are enough nurseries and organizations selling live Christmas trees where you can go and pick out one that you like rather than waiting for the UPS to deliver an overpriced Christmas tree that shows up with smushed branches and missing foliage and an unfortunate decomposing odor.
The entire notion of buying a Christmas tree from Amway, sight unseen, for an exorbitant price, is laughable. But then again, if persons in Amway are stupid enough to buy overpriced Nutrilite vitamins and crummy cosmetics, they're probably dumb enough to buy a Christmas tree from the company.

Just say hell no to Amway Christmas trees! No overpriced Amway Christmas trees allowed in the house! No shitty overpriced Amway products allowed under our tree!





6 comments:

  1. Amway up-line is always trying to be the middleman. They will purchase something cheaply from a distant and untrustworthy source, jack up the price by 500 percent, and then push it on IBOs as "something of quality, like all Amway products."

    One big difference is that ordinary middlemen have to convince customers to buy their products. But Amway up-line doesn't. All they have to do is browbeat and shame IBOs into purchasing the damned thing, because it is "necessary for your business." And a lot of stupid Amway IBOs go along with this.

    I can just hear some asshole Platinum going on about it: "This Christmas tree is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you! If you buy it you'll be six months ahead of those who don't! You'll become a big pin sooner! It's an essential business expense!"

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    1. Anonymous - that's what being a low paid commissioned sales rep in Amway is all about. Being the middleman. Let's see Amway cut out all their loser middlemen and just rely on Internet sales. They'd be out of business in no time!

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  2. Well, a Christmas tree does sort of look like a pyramid, so I suppose it makes sense. :)

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    1. Yeah it does. With an Amway cult leader at the top. Get it? A devil instead of an angel!

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  3. When I was in AW, I developed 200 fliers to sell Christmas Trees from AW. I drove around distributing them into mailboxes. And out of all that work, I received 1 order. Well, the tree was shipped directly to the buyer, and guess what, I was bent. Yes. The bottom of the trunk was straight and then it quickly bent to one side. What a lot, and complete, embarrassment. The buyer was pissed, pissed, pissed. I quickly apologized, and refunded his money personally. I was not going to have the poor guy ship a tree back to the company for a refund as they suggested - I mean, just how stupid is that. And that was about par for the course with almost every experience I had with AW. One stupid thing after another. I soon realized AW was a poor business decision, and continued to work my JOB and enjoy my family, and not spend time on AW any more. I now have millions in a 401K IRA, and plenty of time for family and true friends and true service to the community - something very few, if any, AW distributors will EVER have.

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    1. Hi Past AW IBO. Thanks for stopping by and sharing the story of the shitty Amway Christmas tree. LOL! You know it would be just like Amway to be dealing with the ugly Christmas trees that no one else wants cause they're crooked, missing branches, they're flat, so Amway buys them cheap. And then jack up the price for customers. That's just the way Amway does business. Selling substandard products for overinflated prices.

      And way to go for being smart at the investments inside your 401k and IRA. Just a reminder to everyone out there if you're fortunate enough to have a job with a 401k and your employer does some kind of matching - take it! Never say no to free money for your retirement! Investing in the stock market is the only way to get a good return on your money. You try to tell that to a brainwashed Amway loser like one who showed up here a few months ago and he/she said you lose money in the stock market. So that's the bullshit being peddled at Amway cult meetings. It's possible you could lose money in the stock market but here's where having a diversified portfolio comes into play. You want to find stocks with growth or that provide dividend income or hopefully both and stick with your investing plan. The stock market has been very good for many years and even when there are crashes or corrections or downswings it always comes back. The opposite can be said of Amway. You WILL lose money in Amway and you'll never see that money again.

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