Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Dear Santa. An Amway Ambot Letter To Santa




The Amway way to financial success is to self consume and "buy from your own store".

Ambots are ALWAYS on the naughty list!



2 comments:

  1. Here's a holiday carol for Amway. Sing it to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Noised Reindeer."

    RUDOLPH THE HALF-ASSED PLATINUM

    Rudolph the half-assed Platinum
    Had a very big red nose,
    And if you ever saw it
    You'd say it was a blooming rose.

    All of his higher up-line
    Thought that he was drunk or nuts--
    They never let poor Rudolph
    Screw any of the down-line sluts.

    Then one foggy winter night
    A Diamond came to say
    "Rudolph with your big red nose,
    Could you recruit new IBOs?"

    Rudolph then went out sniffing
    But he didn't have no luck--
    As soon as mentioned "Amway"
    People knew he was a schmuck.

    All of them said "Hey Rudolph--
    There aren't any suckers here.
    Why don't you take your red nose
    And stick it in your Diamond's rear?"

    Rudolph called up his Diamond
    And said "I can't recruit down-line.
    What if I come right over
    And slip my nose in your behind?"

    The Diamond said "Well, dear Rudolph,
    It's not what we do normally.
    But if it goes at least six inches,
    I'll double your next month's PV."

    Rudolph's a success in Amway.
    His up-line has a great big smile--
    Rudolph's nose is somewhat browner,
    But that's a brand-new Amway style.




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    1. LOL Anonymous- I was totally laughing at this holiday rendition of being inside the Amway cult. We have to add it to the round up next December.

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