Thursday, May 23, 2019

Where Are The Angry Negative Amway Losers?


I think a memo must be out from Amway’s head office to all their cult leaders reminding them to preach to their followers the sins of reading and commenting on websites like marriedtoanambot.

Usually a bunch of angry fucking Amway losers show up to bitch about this blog and spew out their bullshit canned Amspeak propaganda and screech at us for being negative unchristian dreamstealers who are losers and quitters and we’ll be broke or dead by age 65. Most of their comments end up on posts titled 100 Ways Amway Ambots Say Negative. It usually took 3 or 4 months to fill the 100 slots! LOL!

Now it takes longer.because Ambots have slowed down their bitching. Surprising because that’s the one thing all Ambots do bitch bitch bitch.

Now this is the type of blog you’d think Amway Ambots would avoid because of the swearing and Ambots are prudes so you’d think they’d stay away but it doesn’t stop them so much and they show up here to curse at us for running a blog like this. So much for listening to the Amway cult leaders about not saying negative! LOL!

There’s several reason why Amway’s head office doesn’t want their cult followers reading blogs like this is because it talks about all the money they’ll lose in Amway and about being abused by the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. Whenever this blog is read the page views helps bump it up in the search engine ranks. Even more so when comments are left. Plus Amway’s head office must not be happy with the way those fucking Amway losers are representing their company online spewing forth their lies and negative bullshit. It all adds up to why Amway has a bad reputation and a lot of that is thanks to their commissioned sales reps.

Also maybe a man can clue us in here because I doubt it’s women doing this. I compare this to when a woman goes into a clothing shop and she’s looking for a specific style of dress and all the other criteria that goes along with it like color, size and price. So she’s at the clothing rack and flips through it looking for what she wants. And she can probably do this pretty quickly. She knows what she likes and what she’s looking for. This blog gets visitors who are probably Amway losers on their mobile device and they’re clicking the next post button, which goes backward in time. Next next next. Or should I say back back back. Now nothing wrong with going back and reading a few of the latest posts. Except we know the loser isn’t actually reading the posts because the page view stats show how long is spent on that page and no way can you read any of these posts plus comments in 2 or 3 seconds before moving on to the next one. So guys give me some insight. Is it kind of like looking for the perfect dress thing and flipping through looking for the perfect post? Are they looking for a particular title that interests them to read? We try to title the posts to reflect what one could expect to read and so they can be found when doing a search. What the hell are these Amway losers looking for? And of course the good thing is they’re doing exactly what the Amway cult leaders don’t want them to do and that’s giving this blog lots of page views which bumps it up even further in the search engines. And yes it has to be Amway losers. People who have a loved one inside the Amway cult might read a lot of posts too but they’re actually reading them spending a few minutes reading a post before reading another and learning more about the financial and emotional distress the Amway cult brings and looking for support and knowing they’re not alone in this Amway hell they’re going through.

Oh and just in case anyone is wondering it took one person just over 4 hours of hitting the back button to get near the beginning of this blog. They stopped a few weeks before the first post ever. Not sure why. Doesn’t matter. Maybe their finger got tired. I mean who’s got 4+ hours to spend pushing a button over and over on a blog to see every post written but reading none of them. Didn’t they have any Amway meetings to run off to or texts to respond to from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline? But hey thanks for the page views and the bumping the blog higher up on the search engine ranks!

I don’t get it. Read the posts if they interest you or go find somewhere else on the Internet that has stuff you want to read. I don’t know why Amway prudes would show up here in the first place or what they’re looking for. If they’re looking for a specific topic they can do a search to help find what they’re looking for. We’ve covered just about every Scamway topic here. Or leave a comment asking if we’ve written about something. One day someone who was dating a Diamond or a former one and pretending to still be one and the two of them had an Internet presence complaining about someone, showed up here to leave a comment asking about writing a post about this person. Uh no I don’t think so. Don’t want to bore the readers, we don’t profile fucking Amway assholes except the occasional moron who leaves a really dumb ass comment here and then its pasting that comment on a new post and making fun of it cause we don’t know who the author is and probably don’t want to know who the fuck it is anyway. But the “Diamond” and girlfriend leave comments campaign went on that night into the early hours and they left comments just about on every web page like this like all the ones on the reading list on the upper right of this page, asking the same thing until one of the web owners said Hey I know who you are and take your vendetta somewhere else.

Its just weird that angry Amway losers haven’t been around as much lately to spout off their negative bullshit. Amway’s head office reads the blog and they must get pissed off seeing all the negative comments their sales reps leave all over the Internet so I think a memo must be out to the Amway cult leaders warning their followers to stay off the Internet. Oh well they’ll be back. It’ll have as much effect as that memo Amway’s head office sent out warning their sales reps not to bug customers at Barnes & Noble.



2 comments:

  1. Dear Anna --

    I have a friend in WWDB who functions as a sort of spy for me. He has told me that the higher-ups at WWDB have been putting intense pressure on all Platinums and other big-pin types to strongly order all IBOs not to visit anti-Amway websites, in particular those of Anna Banana and Joe Cool.

    My friend doesn't know about the other LOS subsystems since he's not connected with them. But since WWDB is mentioned frequently here, and some commenters have stated that they were in WWDB, it may be that this particular LOS is pushing hard to prevent down-line from commenting.

    Of course WWDB can't prevent individuals from reading things at anti-Amway websites, but many IBOs may be afraid that something they say in public might identify them. Hence the drop in comments from Ambots. But have no fear -- the blog is being read intensely and with interest by many persons, both in and out of the Amway racket.

    The reason Anna Banana and Joe Cool are singled out by WWDB is simple: they aren't overly intellectualized and clogged with statistics, like some of the other anti-MLM blogs. Reading Anna and Joe is fun, and exciting, and fulfilling. These two blogs say gutsy,taboo things, and this drives WWDB types crazy with rage. It also allows IBOs to read the truths that they have been silently thinking.

    As for people flipping back to look at much older posts, I don't think it has to do with being male. All persons who use the internet generally try to locate information quickly, since computer keyboards and pushbuttons encourage that sort of thing. So it may be that someone is just checking out the titles of older threads to see if the subject might be what he or she is looking for. Or it might be that one of your loyal readers remembers a particular thread-discussion that was interesting, and is trying to locate it again. I have done that sometimes.

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    1. Anonymous - yeah it's crazy. Occasionally someone leaves a comment here that they were being prospected by an Ambot, went to an Amway cult meeting and were specifically told not to search online and stay away from marriedtoanambot. So not being in the Amway cult they took a look and were very glad to read what it's really like inside Amway and WWDB and for the warning to stay the hell away from Amway. People can read our experiences and decide for themselves if that's the Amway Ambot life they want to lead or if its better to start up a real business or work a job for a good boss.

      That's the other thing at Amway cult meetings. All bosses described are like evil ogres. I can tell you that the worst boss I ever had many years ago who was really fucking nasty had NOTHING on how evil and vicious the Amway upline are.

      Around here we don't hold back when we describe fucking Amway assholes which outrages Ambots because they're taught to idolize everyone in the Amway cult. And here's a blog that insults and mocks them and curses them out. I can see how that outrages those broke Amway losers. No one's forcing them to come here and read. Move along if its not to their liking.

      Yup we just tell it like it is in straight talk just like we speak. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand anything here! LOL! We entertain as well as educate. That's what keeps people coming back.

      Blogger has a search tool on the top left so anyone could plunk in whatever they're looking for and check out the results rather than hitting back back back. Though if you plug in fucking asshole the results would be overwhelming! LOL! Here's a hint to everyone. No need to go back more than 3 years. The posts will eventually show up again! Though we rerun with more regularity December posts and the ones surrounding Amway's major brainwashing functions.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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