Thursday, July 18, 2019
Get Permission To Talk To Amway Crossline
Ambot needed a new radio put in his car and one of the crossline worked independently installing electronics such as this. It would seem easy to just approach the dude at an Amway meeting and ask if he can do the job.
But no, that logical thinking that most adults would use does not apply to Amway cult followers. They must go upline and ask permission to speak to the crossline about doing the job.
So Ambot dutifully went to the sack of shit Platinum and asked if he could speak to the crossline dude about getting a radio installed in the car. Once he received permission to speak to the Amway crossline about the job it was done.
The radio would have been installed a whole lot faster if we’d gone just about anywhere else and hired someone to install it rather than asking permission, waiting for permission to be granted, and then waiting for the next Amway meeting to discuss the job.
And I am going to ask a question that many women ahead of me have asked for decades? What’s wrong with the radio the car came with? Why does a perfectly good radio need to be replaced with something where everyone can hear you coming a mile away? Why do men do this stuff?!
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Perhaps he wanted the new, louder radio in order to make sure people in other cars at red lights heard the bombastic garbage from the Diamond on the motivational CD of the day. It could have counted as showing the plan to a captive audience.
ReplyDeleteGood point Anonymous. Of course blasting Amway recordings as loud as you can is a requirement but saying they showed the plan or shared their recordings with 20 others today just cause they're blasting it from the car's speakers. Hmmm I'm sure that ruse has probably been done.
DeleteCan't talk to crossline? Would that be like working at Walmart and not being allowed to talk to an associate at another store? Maybe having to get your bosses' bosses'bosses'boss permission to go to another Walmart and talk to anyone? Very odd, but an obvious control tactic.
ReplyDeleteAs for having a newer louder radio, I'm going to venture a guess that the semi-evolved male primate brain feels compelled to make an alpha display from time to time and modern society generally frowns upon public stylized penile displays, so blaring loud music serves to fulfill that semi-evolved male primate brain need. As a member of the human species in possession of a semi-evolved male primate brain, I can't say I'm not guilty of cranking up the volume on some death/thrash metal while I'm driving. Oh well, at least I'm not letting my semi-evolved male primate brain get sucked into Amway, where Platinum penile displays seem to be rather common.
Anonymous - all this getting permission to talk to crossline bullshit is part of the Amway cult control issue. Yeah if I want to talk to someone I'll talk to them. Not saying I want to talk to an Amway loser but just cause some asshole tells me not to talk to someone would make me more likely to do so even if talking to them in the first place hadn't been my original intent.
DeleteYears ago a guy I met through work I was in his car once. I don't remember why. I think we might have been going for ice cream. He had a camaro and he'd taken out the back seat to put these enormous speakers back there. Maybe we didn't even go for ice cream. Maybe he just wanted to show off his sound system. Blaring loud music and no extra seating more more passengers did nothing to impress me.
One of the sure signs of political totalitarianism is the use of VERY LOUD SOUND SYSTEMS to blare out their propaganda.
ReplyDeleteThis kind of high-decibel sound makes it impossible for people to do anything except listen, and it also prevents thought.
It is typical of Amway freaks to play their stupid CDs or tapes at insanely loud levels. It blots out any rational discussion, any questioning, any possible debate or argument. Amway is a totalitarian system, no different from Communism, where disagreement is always taken as a sign of disloyalty or treason.
And yes -- the loud blasting of Amway CDs or tapes is also a form or arrogant macho display on the part of stupid IBOs. For these jerks, the loud trumpeting of Amway bullshit is a sign of dominance.
Anonymous - yes the Amway CD's and tapes had to be played at high volume. It really bugged the shit out of me on so many levels. First off I don't need my TV or radio or music at high volume. One of my friends became partially deaf by 20 years old and the doctor pinpointed it to listening to loud music. Knowing that I've always kept volume down on everything to protect my hearing. Normal people who are not brainwashed members of the Amway cult don't want to listen to bullshit Amway propaganda. And we especially don't want to listen to it blasted at high volume like its some back woods preacher under a big white tent. Then its just rude to play a recording like Amway cult leaders "motivational" tapes when there are other people present. It limits having conversation with your guests.
DeleteYou've nailed all the important reasons but forgot that that Ambots are taught to be inconsiderate assholes by their Amway cult leaders. They're taught that they're better than everyone else who aren't in the Amway cult and that the rest of the world exists only to cater to them. Ambots have a high sense of entitlement. Ambots think its OK to blast Amway cult recordings at high volume because the rest of the world needs to be subjected to it too. And if everyone else within hearing distance doesn't like the Amway recordings blasted at high volume then that's just tough shit for them because Ambots are entitled to play it at the volume level they want.
Up till now I dreaded being stuck at a red light with some moron behind me blasting rap shit so loud that every time the bass sounds your rear view vibrates to it. But that's preferable to being forced to endure Amway cult chants at mega audio. God please, nooo...
ReplyDeleteUnknown - I'm with you. I'd rather take pounding bass than a screaming Amway cult leader if stuck in traffic!
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