When an Ambot signs up to the
Amway cult they’re told they are now an IBO: Independent Business Owner. To a
mind that is fucked up by Amway cult members, being a business owner is a sign
of success.
And where else can you become a “successful business owner” LOL for a couple hundred bucks.
That’s a question that doesn’t need an answer. There are lots of people who’ve started up real legitimate businesses on a shoestring budget.
We’re talking about Amway assholes here and their pretend businesses. Not people who aren’t Amway scammers – you know real business owners.
Amway ambots disappear to focus on their “business” which means they’re dealing with phone calls and texts from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline, spending hours on Amway’s website buying overpriced shitty products whenever they’ve got some space on their credit card, or phoning friends and family to buy the above mentioned shitty products, or stalking prospects to come to Scamway meetings. Thats what it takes to become a successful business owner to an Amway ambot with their warped sense of success.
Their “own” Amway “business” with the promise of money, gives the ambot a sense of success, a fakers dream come true, pretending to act like a big and important and rich business owner is always most important.
The Amway ambot has to validate himself to himself, not his wife, not his family, today and every day. The woman the ambot vowed to love and honor and cherish would be little more than insignificant compared to the fucking assholes in his Amway upline that he now has to love, honor, and cherish more than anything else in his life. Nothing is more important than worshipping the Great Amway God and pledging love and devotion to defending the Amway name and bragging about how Amway’s high prices mean they’re products are high quality – to a fucked up brainwashed Amway bastard that is.
Amspeak. Must spout that bullshit all the time to be a successful business owner. That is if you're an Amway ambot with a warped sense of success.
That’s a fucked up Amway Ambot’s version of success.
No thanks. Not for most people.
The last time we ran this post, I forgot to mention how Amway Ambots need to have the arrogant prick attitude and one of our readers pointed out something else:
And where else can you become a “successful business owner” LOL for a couple hundred bucks.
That’s a question that doesn’t need an answer. There are lots of people who’ve started up real legitimate businesses on a shoestring budget.
We’re talking about Amway assholes here and their pretend businesses. Not people who aren’t Amway scammers – you know real business owners.
Amway ambots disappear to focus on their “business” which means they’re dealing with phone calls and texts from the fucking assholes in their Amway upline, spending hours on Amway’s website buying overpriced shitty products whenever they’ve got some space on their credit card, or phoning friends and family to buy the above mentioned shitty products, or stalking prospects to come to Scamway meetings. Thats what it takes to become a successful business owner to an Amway ambot with their warped sense of success.
Their “own” Amway “business” with the promise of money, gives the ambot a sense of success, a fakers dream come true, pretending to act like a big and important and rich business owner is always most important.
The Amway ambot has to validate himself to himself, not his wife, not his family, today and every day. The woman the ambot vowed to love and honor and cherish would be little more than insignificant compared to the fucking assholes in his Amway upline that he now has to love, honor, and cherish more than anything else in his life. Nothing is more important than worshipping the Great Amway God and pledging love and devotion to defending the Amway name and bragging about how Amway’s high prices mean they’re products are high quality – to a fucked up brainwashed Amway bastard that is.
Amspeak. Must spout that bullshit all the time to be a successful business owner. That is if you're an Amway ambot with a warped sense of success.
That’s a fucked up Amway Ambot’s version of success.
No thanks. Not for most people.
The last time we ran this post, I forgot to mention how Amway Ambots need to have the arrogant prick attitude and one of our readers pointed out something else:
The thing about these Amway
freaks is that they are essentially small-town, nickel-and-dime types. The
Ambot is the guy who maybe runs a tiny gas station, or an out-of-date car wash,
or a two-bit hardware store, and who thinks he knows it all about
"business." He's smug, arrogant, full of himself, and basically a
hick.
Don’t forget Amway's
requirement about always wearing a cheap, ill-fitting business suit... even if
it's 98 degrees in the shade and you're in Las Vegas. After all, you gotta
"look the part."
Also, your mobile phone has to be permanently attached to your ear, so that everyone will see what a big, important, go-getter and entrepreneur you are. And you always have to speak in a rushed and hurried tone, to prove that you are involved in something really major and compelling that demands constant attention.
Do all these things, and people will think that you are a real "independent business owner," when in fact you are nothing but a paltry commissioned salesman and a close-to-bankrupt schmuck.
Amway -- the completely fake business.
Also, your mobile phone has to be permanently attached to your ear, so that everyone will see what a big, important, go-getter and entrepreneur you are. And you always have to speak in a rushed and hurried tone, to prove that you are involved in something really major and compelling that demands constant attention.
Do all these things, and people will think that you are a real "independent business owner," when in fact you are nothing but a paltry commissioned salesman and a close-to-bankrupt schmuck.
Amway -- the completely fake business.
A real business owner either provides a service or buys good stuff that people want low and then sells it higher. The Ambot buys hyped up crap high at phony "wholesale" prices and then stores it in his closets, garage and basement. And if he has any money left over he can give it to his cult leaders and in return for his money they will tell him how "successful" he is. What a deal!
ReplyDeleteRay - that's what its all about for real business owners. Providing real products or services that real customers want to buy at a fair price.
DeleteIn Amway the customers are Ambots who've registered as IBO's. Less than 5% of Amway purchases are for people who are not signed up as IBO's. LOL for any real businesses out there who rely on 95% of their sales coming from their employees! What a racket this Amway scam is!
Other than Ambot cult members and that <5% of Amway purchases for people who are not signed up as IBO's (Mom), I wonder how much of this stuff actually ever gets sold.
DeleteRay - seeing as how Amway is a closed buying club and a very expensive one for shitty products, the only eager customers are brainwashed Ambots. The rest of the world prefers higher quality products with better prices.
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