Wednesday, February 26, 2020

How Can You Be So Dumb To Stay In Amway

A recent searcher - clearly a dumb ass brainwashed Amway IBO - recently found their way to this blog after doing a search for “how can you be so dumb to quit Amway”.

They ended up at this a post where I wrote that if you are an Amway IBO then you probably have been brainwashed to believe that Amway is the best business opportunity in the world. I figured for sure the ambot was going to leave me some canned Amspeak words of bullshit but they must have seen their predecessor on the receiving end of some Anna Banana style punishment and quietly moved along.

Amway cult leaders prey on all kinds of people usually disadvantaged but one of their best prospects are working people who do not like their jobs. These people might detest their jobs but have not been able to secure employment elsewhere due to lack of skills, age, transportation, etc. They believe there is nothing else out there for them. They are good prospects because Amway cult leaders know these people have an income and possibly credit cards and can bullshit them along in the Amway scam for a while and get them to buy Amway products and tools. They pump these people up telling them they now own their own business. At the same time the cult leaders poison these workers against their jobs by sneering at them because they have a J.O.B. - Just Over Broke - and that’s all they’ll ever be unless they’re an Amway “Independent Business Owner”. The brainwashing is not complete until the ambot believes that they are better than everyone else because they are in Amway and everyone else who is not in Amway is a loser. A broke loser. And anyone who quits Amway is a loser and a quitter and their dream wasn’t big enough. Ambots have negative bad attitudes and one way or another they’re not going to last much longer at their detested job anyway. But for a brief period they fully believe that Amway is the only thing out there for them to escape a job they dislike.

How can you be so dumb to quit Amway?

The bigger question is “how can you be so dumb to stay in Amway?”

The Amway pyramid scheme only makes money for the people at the top of the pyramid - Diamonds - who make the bulk of their income from selling motivational CDs and books and selling tickets to functions where they speak at. They make commission every time an IBO in their downline purchases Amway products. Chump change compared to the income from the tool scam. Amway’s own literature shows that less than 1% of IBO’s will make money at this business. That’s over 99% failure rate. Most people are not dumb enough to get into any business with a huge failure rate. That’s where the cult leaders come in to brainwash the ambots into believing they will be that longshot who actually makes money at Amway and that the figures Amway puts out are a worse case scenario and that in 6 months you’ll be making 100k. Sell the hope not the soap!

If an ambot is dumb enough to stick it out in Amway for any length of time they will undoubtedly go into debt of some sort - either credit cards or bank loans. They may have their house foreclosed after skipping a few mortgage payments after counselling with upline who advised them to skip payment and use the money to go to an Amway function instead. Dumb move wondering every morning when they wake up if today is the day they’ll be evicted thanks to Amway. Bankruptcy is the next possibility. And because most marriages can’t withstand this kind of stress the next step will be divorce.

The people who quit Amway are not the dumb ones. The Amway quitters are smart and brave and have probably averted certain disaster that many ambots fall victim to.


  1. Amway preys upon the hopeless, the weak, the frustrated, and the dissatisfied. These are persons who aren't going anywhere in their careers and who are basically stuck for good in dead-end jobs. They are the losers in life, and they know it.

    So Amway has a big advantage when approaching these types. They are so angry and disheartened that they are looking for a way -- ANY way! -- to escape what seems a lousy fate. Amway does two irresistible things to ensnare them in the "Plan." First, it tells them quite honestly that they are going nowhere in their current situation. Second, it pretends to offer them a way out, along with the gift of self-respect and esteem (that's where the "love-bombing" and the "edification" come in).

    These things are like a lifesaver to a drowning man. And for this reason, anyone who dares to "quit Amway" is not just somebody who changed his mind. HE IS A TRAITOR! HE IS A DREAM-STEALER! HE IS A HERETIC! HE HAS REFUSED TO CLIMB OUT OF THE PIT OF DESPAIR!

    The hatred and rage that other IBOs have for people who quit Amway is based on the psychological terror of thinking that maybe those people are right, and maybe they are smarter than us, and maybe we actually are just a bunch of losers in a fake MLM racket. Such a thought is devastating to Amway freaks.

    It's this kind of psychological compulsion that creates the Amway lifer, especially when it is combined with a total lack of significant profit in the Amway racket.

    1. Anonymous - yes! Amway is a psychological game. Even though Ambots mainly prey on the disadvantaged and people in dead end jobs - they'll take anyone who's gullible enough to sign up to their scam. Amway is shopped around as a way to a better life. And yeah that's interesting that the rage Amway losers have towards people who quit Amway or those who write about their experiences and share them online is the fear that we just might be right that Amway is a scam. That would mean their beloved Amway cult leaders lied to them. Their Amway upline who love them so much have betrayed them. Must be a bitter pill to swallow. Seeing as how I didn't have much use for the fucking assholes in our Amway upline I was glad to get those fuckers out of our lives. That didn't bother me at all.

      Fuck Amway and fuck the Ambot losers who bring misery to other peoples lives.


Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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