Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Should We Mention Being Amway Business Owner on Linkedin?


LOL. Try not to laugh and spit your drink all over your computer but some Amway Ambot moron finds their way to this blog after Googling: Should we mention being Amway business owner on Linkedin.

OK. Get it through your heads you fucking Amway losers. If your last name ain’t DeVos or VanAndel then you don’t own a fucking Amway business. You’re not a fucking Amway business owner. Only 2 guys and maybe their heirs can make that claim you dumb shits!

No matter how much the Amway cult leaders try to bullshit and brainwash you into believing you are a “business owner” and more specifically an Amway business owner. YOU AIN'T! You’re a low paid commissioned salesperson flogging overpriced shitty Amway products to whoever you can bug the shit out of to get a pity sale to make a few pennies commission. You pay Amway or their cult leaders hundreds of dollars a month just to make around $10 commission if you qualified by buying at least 100 PV of shitty Amway products for yourself. You’re not “business owners” - you’re fucking morons!

And to answer your question, yes, absolutely mention you’re an “Amway business owner” on every social media account you’re on. That way others can have a big laugh at the broke Amway loser and it warns potential victims to stay the fuck away from you.





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  1. AnonymousApril 7, 2020 at 5:47 PM

    omg so much false advertisement from ambots. They talk about stuff they now nothing about! When I first met up with my former upline, he told me it was recession proof but he couldn't tell me how. He was just repeating what his upline told him! That's how it is in the "business". People just repeat what they hear. You already know how an ambot will answer your question before asking it cus you've heard it before!

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    1. Anna BananaApril 8, 2020 at 8:55 AM

      Anonymous - Amway Ambots have a bullshit canned Amspeak propaganda answer to everything. Ambots repeat everything the assholes in the Amway upline tell them. Or make up their own shit. And they'll never be able to tell you why Amway is recession proof - which they've been claiming for many many years. When you ask an Amway Ambot for proof that's stumps them. They'll lie and say something else to distract you. It's all part of their scam.

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  2. AnonymousApril 7, 2020 at 9:40 PM

    If an IBO mentions that he's an "Amway business owner" on any form of social media, the vast majority of persons will simply see that he's out to recruit them.

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    1. Anna BananaApril 8, 2020 at 8:56 AM

      That's right Anonymous. Same thing with most MLM scams out there. If people recognize the MLM name they'll know that person is going to try to sell them something or recruit them to be a salesperson too.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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