Nobody likes doing dishes. Ambot does not like doing dishes
at all. I swear if he was single he’d buy paper plates and plastic cutlery so
he could throw them out after he’s done eating! So doing the dishes comes down
to me. Big surprise. I bet every woman out there reading this knows what I’m
talking about. And what about dishes that do not get put in the dishwasher? The
family brings their dirty dishes into the kitchen and puts them in the sink or
on the counter above the dishwasher. Why stop when you’re so close? Open up the
dishwasher and put them in!
I didn’t always have the luxury of a dishwasher. I started washing the dishes
when I was about 5 or 6 years old. I had to bring a chair to the sink so I
could reach but I was doing dishes. When I was about 10 my parents got a
dishwasher. Probably the first people in the neighborhood to get one of those
newfangled devices! Though about 10 years later dishwashers were commonplace in
most houses. Every house I’ve owned I’ve had a dishwasher though a couple of
places I rented back in the 80’s didn’t have dishwashers and I washed by hand.
One thing I learned when I was 10 years old is that not everything can go in
the dishwasher. For example my parents good china had to be washed by hand. The
silver had to be washed by hand. Crystal has to be washed by hand. Pots and
pans that were too big had to be washed by hand. Suffice it to say I’ve had
many years experience washing dishes by hand! I’ve also had many years
experience of trying out dish soap for both the dishwasher and washing by hand.
I know what works and what is a good price.
Enter Amway.
After we signed up the upline rushed around our house with rabid intensity
informing Ambot he had all these illegal cleaning products in the house that
had to be tossed and immediately replaced with “high quality” Amway products.
One of the items on the Amway mafia hit list was my dish soap and dishwasher
soap to be replaced with Amway’s Dish Drops. Kind of a suitable name. I felt
like dropping all my dishes after the shitty job the Amway soap did on them!
Here’s how it goes. Fill the dishwasher. Put in Amway’s dishwasher Dish Drops
soap. Here its very important to note that we tried Scamway’s dishwasher powder
and the tablets. They both have the same results. Run the dishwasher through
its cycle. Open the dishwasher to empty the dishes. First dish out. Dirty!
Shit! I hate it when that happens. Cursing away turn the water on in the sink
and pour in Amway’s Dish Drops soap. Put the still dirty dish into the sink
while its filling with water. Pull another dish out of the dishwasher. Fuck!
This one isn’t clean either! Put it in the sink with the other dishwasher
reject. Pull a third dish out. Scrutinize this one real carefully. Looks OK.
Put it in the cupboard. And so it goes. Half the dishes go in the sink to be
washed a second time by hand. The sink is full so turn off the water. Note that
Dish Drops is severely lacking in the bubble department. Pour in a little more
dish soap and turn the water on again in a futile attempt to get more soap
bubbles. Give it up! Next the cutlery. Shit! Dirty fork! Same story. Half go in
the sink to be washed again and half are barely clean enough to be put in the
drawer. Pull out the top shelf of the dishwasher where the glasses are. Fuck!
Half of them are not clean but the sink is already full with dishwasher rejects
so I have to put the glasses on the counter and wait their turn to get washed a
second time. Making sure Ambot knows how pissed off I am about washing the
dishes a second time by hand and punctuating washing the dishes by hand with a
lot of shits and fucks from the kitchen I get them done. I have to keep putting
more Dish Drops into the sink because the soap suds do not last. I am really
pissed. I have never had this problem with any other dish soap.
Repeat over and over and over and over for the entire time we are stuck in
Amway hell.
Finally our penance is over! I go to Walmart and buy Great Value dishwasher
pucks and toss one in. When the load finishes I start to pull the dishes out
the same way I did when we were using Amway dish soap, suspiciously giving them
a good look over knowing half of them won’t be clean. But what is this? A clean
dish! Victory! I put it on the shelf and give the next dish a good check over.
Clean! Wow! I unload the entire dishwasher with not a single reject! This
hasn’t happened since before we were in Amway. In fact it takes at least 2
weeks of running loads through the dishwasher before I got one dish that I had
to wash again by hand.
Here’s my price comparison. Amway Legacy of Clean Dish Drops dishwasher tablets
60 in a box for $22.20. That’s .37 cents for each load of dishes that this soap
can’t even get the job done and get them clean. I switched to Walmart Great
Value dishwasher packs and there’s 85 in a box for $9.97. That’s .12 cents per
tablet. As the name says: Great Value! I spend less money and less time washing
the dishes a second time by hand after I switched away from Amway’s shitty dish
soap!
What about the times I have to wash items by hand? Let me check the cost. Amway
Legacy of Clean liquid dish soap in the 33.8 fl oz size costs $9.05. I hate
this soap because the suds don’t last and I have to keep adding more soap or
draining the sink and starting fresh. I couldn’t get a price on Walmart’s Great
Value dish soap not without scrolling through over 1000 items when I did an
online search and I didn’t think of looking when I was last in Walmart. I
haven’t used it anyway. Couldn’t quite match the size but at Walmart they sell
Dawn liquid dish soap in a 30 oz bottle for $4.47. Suds hold up the whole time
I’m doing the dishes and it costs half of what Amway’s dish soap cost.
If I use Walmart’s reasonably priced high quality dish soap I save time and
money. If I use Amway’s substandard overpriced dish soap I waste time and
money.
This one’s a no brainer for me. No more shitty Amway dish soap! Great Value
gets this dishes clean the first time around! Yay!
Walmart’s motto? Save money. Live better.
Amway’s motto? Lose money. Live worse.
Amway products are typically inferior, and incapable of doing a proper job. "Dish Drops" and "Legacy of Clean" are the most notorious examples, but I once bought a box of Amway's "Concrete Cleaner," to get stains off the cement patio in my parents' house.
ReplyDeleteThe stuff was absolutely USELESS! It sat there on the cement like wet sand, and no matter how hard I scrubbed not a thing changed. Amway doesn't make the product anymore, so I assume they got plenty of complaints.
And what's with a stupid name like "Legacy of Clean"? Did the Away bigshots inherit the goddamned crap from their uncle in a legacy? I guess the top brass in Ada, Michigan are too cheap or stupid to hire a first-class ad agency.
Anonymous - it just bugged the shit out of me that I was using inferior products that didn't work as good as just about everything else on the market. And when I did go to the store and buy something I liked that was higher quality and lower priced then Ambot would get pissed off and ask why didn't I tell him I was getting low so he could buy more Amway shit. And I told him why - because Amway sells shitty overpriced products that don't get the job done right. Then I'd get the bullshit canned Amspeak response of how I don't support his business. Well I support our real business. I sure as hell don't support the Amway scam.
DeleteInteresting about the concrete cleaner. In Merchants of Deception, the author is an Emerald who visits a Diamond's house I think with another Emerald. As soon as the two of them arrived the Diamond gives them a can of something to remove stains and tells them to get busy in his driveway getting the oil stains up. I don't remember if they used Amway's concrete cleaner or something else. Just that these two guys who felt they were high enough up the Amway pyramid that they shouldn't do menial tasks and they'd thought the Diamond had called them over for a very important meeting instead of driveway spot clean up.
Amway has a lot of stupid names for their products. You got to wonder if it's the owners or maybe their kids who thought them up.
Anna, that typical Amway complaint that "you don't support my business" is totally off the wall.
ReplyDeleteSince when is a potential customer legally or morally obliged to support the business activity of a retailer?
If you pass by an ice cream stand without buying anything, does the ice cream vendor have the right to scream "You're not supporting my business"?
If you drive by a gas station without filling up, does the station owner have the right to scream "You're not supporting my business"?
These Amway fucks are living on another planet.
Anonymous - to answer your question: Since when is a potential customer legally or morally obliged to support the business activity of a retailer?
DeleteOnly when you're an Amway loser!
If normal retailers treated their clients or potential clients in the insulting manner that Amway Ambots treat potential clients - they'd be out of business really fast.
All retailers get it. Not everyone wants to buy what you have for sale! For whatever reason. They don't have a need for it. It's ugly. It's too expensive. It has too many calories. They prefer a competitor's product. Whatever. If you have a good enough customer base that you can meet your expenses and make a profit, that's what it's all about. Not everyone will be your customer.
Those Amway fucks live in Fantasyland!
I just got asked to attend one of their meetings. Very glad I found your blog.
ReplyDeleteHi John. I'm glad you found us. And some Ambot was honest enough to tell you it's an Amway meeting. Most Ambots lie about being in Amway because it's really embarrassing to admit you're in Amway LOL! They also bullshit you about what the meeting is about like it's a BBQ or coffee get together. They got to find some way to scam prospects to come. If they just come out and say come to an Amway meeting - people say hell no!
DeleteAnd you must be in an area that allows social contact with large groups of people outside your immediate household, workplace, or social circle. Love bombing is huge in Amway. They'll all want to hug you. People in Amway are very comfortable breaking the law so breaking the 6 foot law is no big deal to them.
Ha! Apparently they all gather at a hotel meeting room. I'm in Des Moines; so yes, I'm sure they break that 6 foot rule lol (we have a conservative Governor - FWIW). Thanks again. There really are so many disparaging articles, blogs, stories, etc of the company. I consider myself to be one of the lucky ones, haha. Thanks for your reply and Happppppy Friday!
DeleteThe Ambots don't really need to worry about social distancing that much, because the number of people at those stupid Amway functions is shrinking every year. Soon they can hold them in garages.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - we can only hope that Amway is shrinking that much! Maybe this pandemic will shut down the Amway cult for good.
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