Married to an Ambot: Don’t Be A Dumb Ass Amway Ambot Christmas Tree Pusher

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Don’t Be A Dumb Ass Amway Ambot Christmas Tree Pusher

Thanks to one of our readers who shared his story of busting his ass to sell those shitty Amway Christmas trees. And the smart decision to get the hell out of the Amway pyramid scheme.

When I was in AW, I developed 200 fliers to sell Christmas Trees from AW. I drove around distributing them into mailboxes. And out of all that work, I received 1 order.

Well, the tree was shipped directly to the buyer, and guess what, it was bent.

Yes. The bottom of the trunk was straight and then it quickly bent to one side. What a lot, and complete, embarrassment.

The buyer was pissed, pissed, pissed. I quickly apologized, and refunded his money personally. I was not going to have the poor guy ship a tree back to the company for a refund as they suggested - I mean, just how stupid is that. And that was about par for the course with almost every experience I had with AW. One stupid thing after another.

I soon realized AW was a poor business decision, and continued to work my JOB and enjoy my family, and not spend time on AW any more. I now have millions in a 401K IRA, and plenty of time for family and true friends and true service to the community - something very few, if any, AW distributors will EVER have.

3 comments:

AnonymousDecember 4, 2021 at 10:34 AM
I once kicked the ass out of an Ambot in fighting before. He couldn't handle it. This is what happens to liars when they became a bigot. I don't honor idiots not even in winter holidays.
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AnonymousDecember 9, 2021 at 4:09 PM
I mean he was asking for it and I even set up rules for a safe fight. I found out he wasn't as the fight pretty much says it all. Being a fake TKD and an Ambot isn't going to help him by much. It was a short 10 to 15 seconds round and I was hoping it was longer. I lasted many minutes and hours back in Karate. He said some stories about him giving his red belt to his friend that he doesn't even know their names. He doesn't even know his TKD place looks like and who trained him, he just stayed quiet when I asked him. It was a weird chat. I never regret in kicking his ass after I found out he's a fake. Weak people like him deserve to get beaten up.
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