One of the things I remember
hearing at Amway meetings is that Communikate is a personal assistant. And its
still taught today. Every now and then some fucked up brainwashed Amway ambot
stops by to brag that Communikate is his personal assistant.
I realize that Amway ambots have a messed up way of looking at things but to me
a personal assistant is a real live living breathing person who is hired by
someone to be a, well an assistant. Duties could run a wide range of things so
I won’t bother to give examples but generally a personal assistant is paid to
take some of the work load or errands off their boss.
What is Communikate? It’s owned by a communications company named Webley and
Communikate is basically a voice mail system that Amway ambots pay around $35
or $40 a month to subscribe to.
If you’ve never been a brainwashed Amway ambot you’re probably thinking
are you fucking kidding me? $40/month for voicemail!!!!
A Webley employee stopped by to confirm the Diamonds earn commission for every
Amway IBO that subscribes to this system so that’s why the assholes in your
Amway upline push so hard to get ambots to sign up and pay for it. What else do
you expect from something that’s part of the tool scam.
Communikate gives ambots a toll free number so potential clients across the
country can phone and leave messages for the ambot, conceivably with their big
Amway order is.
Ha! Dream on!
Using Communikate, Amway cult leaders can leave bulk voice messages to their
downline. I remember Ambot and a few other Amway assholes gathering around a
phone in our living room to listen to some Amway cult leader spout off
bullshit: “just calling to let all you fuckers know I just got out of the can
and I just fired out and now I am FIRED UP! Can’t believe I just made more
money taking a shit than you make in a month at your J.O.B.”
And here I want to say for everyone that’s heard a similar message – don’t you
all want to know what kind of job you can get that pays you for taking a shit
so you can make more money than an Amway Diamond just by shitting. Not bullshitting!
Our sack of shit Platinum used to leave a message on Communikate telling all
the cult followers there’s a last minute meeting and everyone better haul ass
to the location NOW!!!!!!
This was a ploy to find out which ambots had signed up for Communikate. The
ambots who didn’t show up weren’t serious business builders because they didn’t
subscribe to this tool scam would be publicly outed and shamed at the next
Amway cult meeting.
This still goes on today. An ambot stopped by this blog to say he doesn’t buy
any of the Amway tools. Holy shit talk about a bad little ambot! And that
everytime one of those messages goes out on Communikate to summon the cult
followers to an immediate meeting somewhere, one of the subscribers lets the
others know so they can show up too.
Has anybody figured out yet how any of the above could be referred to as a
personal assistant? That’s what getting brainwashed by Amway does for you.
Does anybody else wonder what Communikate does for you that a cell phone doesn’t?
Toll free number? Who needs one these days? Many cell phone plans offer country
wide calling either as part of the base rate or maybe a few bucks a month extra
and its probably unlimited. Smartphones can do conference calling. Like I
really want to get stuck on the phone with a bunch of Amway assholes on the
same conference call. Text messages can be sent to multiple users that is
included in the base rate for most phone plans. With my plan I can send
unlimited international texts. I can’t tell you how useful this is for the
multiple texts I send to Japan and Russia all the time. And what does a cell
phone plan cost? Even with a few extras added on? Probably no more than
Communikate. $35 or $40 a month for a cell phone plan that does so much more
than Communikate. Kind of a no-brainer for people who aren’t brainwashed Amway
ambots.
For brainwashed Amway ambots who truly believe that Communikate is a personal
assistant yeah try getting Communikate to bring you coffee. All it is is a way
to make the assholes in your Amway upline richer every time you buy into the
tool scam. And they sit at the top of the pyramid looking down and laughing at
you ambots thinking what a bunch of dumb fucks to subscribe to this piece of
shit tool just cause we brainwash you into thinking it’s a personal assistant
but thanks for making us richer.
"CommuniKate" is one of the most blatant and indefensible rip-offs that Amway perpetrates against its IBOs. Making members pay $40 per month for what is nothing but an obsolete voicemail system is theft, pure and simple.
ReplyDeleteIt's quite true that some of the really dumb IBOs actually claim to prospects that they have a personal assistant named "Kate," and they have to be on the phone with her constantly. These dopes love to have that phone glued to their ear, ready to receive some important business communication. It's comparable to the crazy Amway belief that if you wear a business suit, you must certainly be a real businessman.
If there is anything that proves Amway is a fake, make-believe business, it's this absurd and fraudulent "CommuniKate."
Anonymous - is Communikate any more of a rip off than anything else Amway? It's all part of the tool scam. At least one of Amway's owner - I don't remember if it was both of them - invested or loaned money to Communikate so they have an interest in getting a return on their money. Where else? By demanding gullible Ambots purchase it. And then all these Amway losers pretend to have an assistant named Kate LOL! Amway is just a big game of pretend. Ambots pretend they are business owners and play games of make belief including a pretend personal assistant.
DeleteOMG! Your description of the asshole Amway up line is comic gold! 😂 You make me want to track down a diamond or platinum so I can call them and tell them I make more money taking a shit at my REAL job than they do scamming people.
ReplyDeleteAndy - thanks for stopping by to read. Around here we aim to educate as well as entertain! LOL I hope you find that scamming diamond or platinum.
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