An Amway ambot dropped by to
leave a comment that is typical of any Amway IBO – lies. In this case the ambot
claims that consumer reports say that Amway’s laundry soap SA8 is the best out
there. I asked him – and yeah I’m pretty sure it’s a him, all women know SA8 is
not as great as Amway ambots claim it is, which consumer reports that would be
and that’s the last I heard from that Amway asshole.
That’s the thing with people in Amway and their constant spouting off lies and
bullshit. Once they’re asked where this information is available their reaction
is to lie, deny, distract, defend, and then disappear. This Amway ambot is just
repeating/duplicating the lies he heard from other Amway assholes. They lie
about the quality of Amway products and their rating in consumer reports and
because none of it is true they can’t back it up with magazine name and date or
a web link where a consumer panel group study was contracted by a reputable
company such as a national magazine or TV station. Not talking a web page where
someone lists their personal preferences as opposed to a website with actual
case studies and real people – not Amway ambots – participated in a test
market.
Anyone can have an opionion. An Amway ambot’s opinion on Amway products is that
they’re the best out there. The rest of the world who aren’t brainwashed Amway
IBO’s sees the truth about Amway products – overpriced, substandard , shitty
products. There are similar products that can be purchased for much less money
at grocery and big box stores. So just because some Amway cult leader is
yapping from the stage that Amway’s SA8 laundry detergent is the best out there
and rated the best with consumer reports doesn’t mean its true. Ask which
reporting company and the Amway cult leader will screech at you to never
question upline. The reason you can’t question upline is because they’re full
of shit.
Occasionally some Amway asshole will show up here and point to a blog where
someone has listed their top 10 products – lets just say laundry soap – and
Amway is at the top. Lets think about this you dumb fuck. Someone who is an
Amway IBO wrote that top 10 list and they can put anything they want on it.
No different than if I posted the top 10 ice creams in the USA. Those would be
my opinion and my personal preferences. Just cause I like a certain brand or
maybe I work for them and want to support them doesn’t mean the next guy
who reads the list is going to agree. Probably has different order of their
favorite ice creams. Also doesn’t mean my list is going to match consumer
magazines lists or a list put together by a reputable company after doing
consumer panel testing.
As we all know Amway ain’t a reputable company and Amway IBO’s are not
reputable.
When ambots leave the cult, all of a sudden Amway products aren’t the best of
the best anymore or they would keep buying them.
So what do people really think about SA8 legacy of clean laundry soap? Its
laundry soap. Does the same job as any regular laundry soap. Go to Walmart.
Laundry soap under $10. Amway’s prices? $40 to $50 depends on whether you buy
powder or liquid soap. Maybe higher priced now than when this blog post first
ran. Legacy of clean? Its gets clothes no cleaner than laundry soap that can be
bought for a quarter or a fifth of the price that are sold everywhere else. It
doesn’t do some super spectacular job of clean.
I’ve used Amway’s laundry soap and then I went back to Tide when we got out of
the Amway cult. Tide does a better job at getting clothes clean at a fraction
of Amway’s cost. A Google search shows links to Good Housekeeping. Now who
would know better than what’s the best anything that needs to be cleaned inside
a house than this magazine! And ABC news that refers to Consumer Reports, and
the hands down winner is Tide. I usually use Tide but I’m not against buying
other detergent when its on sale.
An Amway employee told me she gets free SA8, one of the perks of working here.
Does she use it? Nope. She buys Tide. She wants to get her clothes clean! A
woman stopped by to say she’s washed her daughter’s bedding numerous times in
SA8 and still can’t get the urine smell out. Apparently the kid is a bed
wetter, thanks for sharing mom. What do I look like? Advice columnist for bed
wetters? I suggested she try Tide to get it clean and if that didn’t work try
Gain because its scented and maybe that’ll help cover the pee odor. She could
also try Febreeze, new sheets, having her kid wear night diapers. But I mean
really how many times is she going to try SA8 before realizing it don’t work.
FAIL!
No matter how much Amway ambots will try to bullshit you into believing that
anything from Amway is superior and consumer reports prove it. Which reports is
that? That company over in Europe whose name escapes me that Amway pays to have
them put their Artistry cosmetics 2nd as the world best prestigious
cosmetics. I wonder how much the company who got the number 1 spot paid for
that?
Amway = liars and bullshitters.
Step away from those lying Amway assholes!
Amway (along with all of its rotten little AMO subsystems) is bad at propaganda and advertising techniques. They depend on silly things like personal preference polls, and lists posted (with no research backup) to claim that Amway products are the most popular and the top-of-the-line in quality. This is how you might have advertised in 1940. It is just laughably obsolete in 2025.
ReplyDeleteAnd paying a fake, lying company in Europe to publish fraudulent statistics about one of your products (Artistry Cosmetics) is really stupid, because all it takes is a computer and a search engine to find out that the company is just a shell for Amway itself.
Here's the real truth -- Amway isn't that interested in advertising to members of the general public who are not Amway IBOs. Its main interest is keeping dimwitted IBOs signed up and paying, and that is done by giving them all sorts of rah-rah bullshit and phony reports about how great Amway is, and how it is outselling all its competitors.
This works with most IBOs, who are generally gullible assholes who want to believe they will be rich in five years.
Anonymous - Amway did some TV ads a few years ago. All I remember, is the packages growing wings and flying off. Kind of symbolic as your money flying off if you get involved with ScAmway.
DeleteAmway losers were always going around saying that Amway does not advertise and instead give us all the money in their advertising budget to the IBO’s. LOL! And what about the millions of dollars Amway spent for many years paying to have their name advertised on the Orlando arena?
But they can’t afford to do all of that stuff anymore with their annual sales revenue hitting the shitter every year.
As you said. These days, Amway is all about keeping those dimwitted losers in line and motivated to keep buying more crap.
Orlando KIA arena hehehe
DeleteLOL Anonymous. I wonder what lies the Amway cult leaders are putting on that. Probably that Amway sold it and the proceeds of the sale are going to IBO bonuses.
DeleteWill Amway give higher bonuses to IBOs? Never happen. In fact, the reason that people today are flocking to other MLMs is that these other rackets give a higher reward to their participants. An MLM may still be a rotten deal, but the plain fact is that some MLMs are much more attractive (financially) than Amway is.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous- the Amway cult leaders brag about the bonuses Amway is paying out to the Ambots but only the top cult leaders see it. The Ambots at the bottom of the pyramid sure ain’t seeing any of it.
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