Wednesday, October 21, 2026

Beware Long Lost Friends Who Show Up Waving Amway Propaganda

Beware of long lost friends who contact you out of the blue who want to tell you about this new business they’re involved in or asking you if you’re free or if you hate your job or if you want to start up your own business. If its not some Amway asshole its probably a similar MLM scam. Here’s a reader’s story who tells us that nothing ever changes in Amway. The same old 8pm Amway witching hour meeting time. Get there early to find good seats. Insults flung at J.O.B.s. A story from the cult leader preaching to the followers about how poor they used to be and now thanks to someone who showed them the Amway plan they’re rolling in riches.

And of course the right attitude from anyone who attends an Amway meeting – getting the hell out of there thinking this is fucking creepy!

So here’s what you say to those Amway ambots with their bullshit once in a lifetime opportunity – SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!



Hi Anna, first, I have to say I love your page and “thank you-straight from my heart for your blog!” Second, I went to a night-meeting this past Tuesday with a LONG-LOST-COLLEGE friend I forgot I EVEN knew! We bumped into each other at the gas station…talked some business and before you knew it, I WAS BOOKED in a network business systems, marketing meeting taking place at a Holiday Inn in town.

Currently I’m working on my MBA, certified in bookkeeping with a 9-5 with an “okay” benefits package. So we get to this meeting, it starts at 8 sharp, but we want to be there a few minutes earlier, he said it gets packed and we want to find seats! I ate before we got there, but still asked about snacks, he said there would be (WATER FOR EVERYONE!). We sit, I was introduced, first to a GOOD colleague of his, and later to the business EXPERT at the front of the room chanting away about why a JOB is being a DEAD-BEAT! I heard some “ I used to eat from the dumpster” stories and “we shared a bed-all four of us, at the homeless shelter” testimonials. Then someone showed them the PLAN, and BOOM, they’re RICH!!! All this time I’m waiting for some relevant Independent Business Owner strategies, customer-base, product-marketing, business-promotion techniques…licensing, location…ANYTHING! At around 10pm, the EXPERT guy goes around the meeting room finalizing the recruitment process on some of the other prospects… “Say you’re joining the business to bring change to your family, to bring your family together, to one day provide them with a brilliant future…say it to them with me now (his holding some young couple’s hands and their friends saying this really loudly).

He does this all around the room, holding hands with couples, instructing them on what to say, telling them there is no other way to bring their families hope, support, and unlimited money.

He told me it will never be too late to join, just to make sure I think about it quick, so I can join right in time with the rest of them and be able to retire, making about $20, 000 a week managing my own company and not having to pay for my groceries or having endless discounts on everything I buy or lease (apparently this includes vehicle-leases or financing…HAHAHAHA). My ‘SO-CALLED’ friend said we could get together the following day to help me DIGEST all this NEW information and ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity…I just had to name the place, the time, and he would bring some of his business partners and if need be someone with a Master’s in Business Administration, they have people from ALL WALKS OF LIFE!!!!!!

I haven’t answered my cell-phone or looked at my email, and if I see him I’ll just say it’s not for me…EVER! That FUCKING meeting gave me the creeps…the way they look at you and the way their voice sounds makes my skin crawl…AND I’M A DUDE!!!!!

 

 

2 comments:

  1. The only reason a "long-lost friend" from Amway comes to see you is because he was forced by his up-line to create a huge list of all his relatives, friends, acquaintances, and casual colleagues at work, even going as far back as childhood.

    This list is required, and the Amway IBO is compelled to contact every single person on it, and try to arrange to show him the Amway plan, or to drag him to an Amway meeting.

    The list usually turns out to be useless, because nobody really wants to be part of some stupid MLM scheme. And the same is true when IBOs try to make random contacts with people at malls or bookstores or even public events. The universal response is "No, I'm not interested."

    For this reason, some people have created small business opportunities for themselves on the internet, by offering to teach you how to generate interested prospects for your Amway recruitment, rather than by using that big stupid list.

    The basic takeaway is this: nobody wants to sign up in Amway any more. It's a dying dinosaur from the world of 1959.

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    1. Anonymous - it's one thing creating a list of every person you ever met in your whole life and another thing to actually find these people even less likely if you didn't know their last name. There's a lot of people you meet through their workplace and they wear a nametag. You can greet your cashier by name every morning you go in to buy something. And then one day the cashier is gone and you find out they moved along to a new job in a place undisclosed or unknown by the coworker. You still put that person's name on your list but the chances of every contacting them are slim to zero. There's many people like that on the name list. So the useless list and all it does is give busy work to the Ambot to show their sack of shit Platinum how obedient they were to create the list. As you pointed out salespeople can buy contact lists online. how old they are and how accurate they are will be unknown until they try phoning or texting and the number is disconnected. When Amway cult leaders hold meetings they tell prospects not to search for Amway online because they don't want them learning about the upline abuse and financial and emotional distress that will happen. If Ambots were honest right at the beginning they'd say come join our Amway cult. You will be abused by our cult leader and scolded constantly if you're disobedient or can't find prospects to bring to our meetings. You will be forced to buy at least $300 a month in overpriced shitty useless products and spend a few hundred more attending Amway cult meetings. You will be required to spend most of your free time on Amway related activities. You will lose hundreds of dollars a month that is not recoverable. Your friends and family will be pissed off with you. If you're married you will soon have issues that could lead to divorce. Nobody wants to sign up for that.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
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