tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post1372343908788485040..comments2024-03-27T15:22:16.971-07:00Comments on Married to an Ambot: Eat Drink Duplicate AppAnna Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-69469947197095415432015-03-25T10:20:39.150-07:002015-03-25T10:20:39.150-07:00quixtarisacult - I've seen those too. Usually ...quixtarisacult - I've seen those too. Usually come from a gmail account so you can report the user. Its probably the same kind of scam as stuffing envelopes. You get instructions on how to send out spam email but no actual leads for suckers to buy shitty overpriced Amway products or sign up to their cult.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-67876479250393822512015-03-25T10:18:40.160-07:002015-03-25T10:18:40.160-07:00Hi Anonymous - thanks for the product review! LOL!...Hi Anonymous - thanks for the product review! LOL! An app to help you plan how much overpriced Amway shit to buy and consume every day. LOL! I'm guessing the Amway cult leaders probably have some kind of electroshock therapy for the ambots who get out of line and speak negative or buy illegal products.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-71837368299026838602015-03-24T13:02:02.732-07:002015-03-24T13:02:02.732-07:00I always get emails offering to sell me Amway lead...I always get emails offering to sell me Amway leads. There must be a market for these online. (After all, it doesn't take very long to alienate friends and family.) Sounds like a great business opportunity. There's a lot of Ambot suckers out there! quixtarisaculthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07051645876072252255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-83989271289368554042015-03-24T12:46:53.150-07:002015-03-24T12:46:53.150-07:00Thankfully that app helped me realize "what t...Thankfully that app helped me realize "what the fuck am I doing" in this Amway cult??? Am I really using an app to plan my day of buying/consuming shitty overpriced "food" products? What a joke. What are they going to come up with next, some type of electroshock therapy that would zap you when you use/consume anything other than Amway shit? Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-41324250515727838032015-03-24T08:19:42.195-07:002015-03-24T08:19:42.195-07:00Hi Anonymous. I like your idea that there should b...Hi Anonymous. I like your idea that there should be an app that sniffs out Amway Ambots! <br /><br />I'm sure Amway cult leaders are using similar methods that Charles Manson uses. Maybe Manson is making extra money by selling Amway cult leaders his handbook.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-37737842927260880802015-03-24T06:35:16.923-07:002015-03-24T06:35:16.923-07:00While the many minions of Amway will surely try an...While the many minions of Amway will surely try and "eat and drink PV" on their way to Peter Island, most likely they will end up in a government cheese line. I'm not sure if their App includes calculating for unemployment benefits. <br /><br />The only way for an AmWizard to succeed in this scheme is to not eat shredded newspaper bars and wash it down with cat piss. They will prospect secretly as follows:<br /><br />AW: Do you like people? <br />Prospect: No<br />AW: Excellent (tapping hands together slowly like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons)<br /><br />AW: Are you willing to sell your soul? <br />Prospect: How much? <br />AW: Jackpot! Where have you been all my life. In 2-5 years your transformation will be complete. Welcome to the Sith. <br /><br />Basically the ideal prospect for the Amway/Tool peddling business is willing to deceive. The apprentice will "invest" in the deception knowing he can manipulate and twist his down line schmucks under the disguise of being a decent human being. Only this type of person could succeed in the Amway/Tool Business because they can fill that vacant spot where the soul used to be with cash. He or she would be incredibly "successful" in Amway. <br /><br />There should be an App where you can hold up your device to search an area for Ambots. It could key on things such as rapid loss of brain density and an increase in fecal fullness and methane production. This app would have saved me an invite I got a while back for a "team meeting party" I got suckered into. I knew something was wrong when I walked in and it looked like a surprise party for Charles Manson. I turned to my friend (who quickly made the short list) "dude I'm not into this serial killer singles mixer, I got to bounce." Man I could have used that App since my built in BS meter failed that weekend. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com