tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post3787967676611810565..comments2024-03-28T15:02:18.539-07:00Comments on Married to an Ambot: New Year’s Resolution: Quit AmwayAnna Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-83032087350782631002014-01-12T04:09:51.628-08:002014-01-12T04:09:51.628-08:00#10 sums it all up perfectly.#10 sums it all up perfectly.Foreign Earned Income Tax Credithttp://expattaxcenter.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-1581961104548531822014-01-01T19:49:33.265-08:002014-01-01T19:49:33.265-08:001) it seems I've been spelling cadillac wrong....1) it seems I've been spelling cadillac wrong. <br />2) Anon: I watched Believe, and it was good. It's an awkward humor, but a fast paced movie. I will agree with your recomendation, everyone go watch this!Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-26159396374793938102014-01-01T18:00:50.490-08:002014-01-01T18:00:50.490-08:00Nick - the ambot shitmobile of choice is usually a...Nick - the ambot shitmobile of choice is usually an old Cadillac that probably looked good 30 or 40 years ago but is now falling apart. The kind if it gets a flat tire is cheaper to abandon it at the side of the road than get it fixed.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-35622152196521203652013-12-31T17:47:49.492-08:002013-12-31T17:47:49.492-08:00I want to clear up that I have nothing against cad...I want to clear up that I have nothing against cadalacs, just trying to compare the ambot's prized cars to their prized jobsNicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-49194515983641420802013-12-31T16:07:06.108-08:002013-12-31T16:07:06.108-08:00Good ones Nick! Show those ambots how successful y...Good ones Nick! Show those ambots how successful you are without Amway. That's not hard to do in a business where only a fraction of 1% make money! Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-16992247947451720102013-12-31T01:30:41.768-08:002013-12-31T01:30:41.768-08:00If you're the vengeful type, get your life bac...If you're the vengeful type, get your life back together, then head back to those old places. Look at your upline's face as you drive up in a nice, new muscle car and start talking about how you were looking at a cadalac, but it was too "fake" seeming. All shiney with no real power. Seems like you pay so much for a look and get nothing under the hood. Nicknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-35325855825224456682013-12-30T16:05:47.753-08:002013-12-30T16:05:47.753-08:00Hi Jerry.Those are good ones! Fake-ation sounds li...Hi Jerry.Those are good ones! Fake-ation sounds like an ambot thing. Everything about them is fake so its no surprise their vacations are too. You mean they don't sleep and shower together? You haven't been to a hotel for an Amway function where the name of the game is how many ambots can you cram in a room. The former upline is envious of everything that other people have - marriages, houses, cars and that's whey they want to destroy everything their cult followers have.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-59951316791550321302013-12-30T12:57:30.609-08:002013-12-30T12:57:30.609-08:00I have a few I'd like to add:
11. Lean on fri...I have a few I'd like to add:<br /><br />11. Lean on friends and family who may not have completely given up on you. These friends will likely be the first ones who walked away, the first to confront you about the problem while you were still in, or the ones who seemed to disappear when they found out about you joining Amway. They liked the 'you' before Amway, and will help you get your life back on track. They can also help fend off the upline better, as they have no connection to them.<br />12. Take a 'Fake-ation'. Tell everyone you are going out of town for a week or so. Call off work, if you can afford to, and prepare. Shut off your phone, hide your car, lock your door and take some you time. Watch real movies. Check out 'Believe', hilarious movie to anyone exposed to an MLM, and it is streaming on Netflix as of the time I am writing this. Listen to music. Read a book for the entertainment value. Sleep.<br />13. You will have to quit all of the outside activities you shared with your upline. Many of the crazy core IBOs I knew basically did everything but shower and sleep together. This includes church, the gym, hair stylists, etc. It is unfortunate, but these will be the places your former upline will hunt you down to try to make you feel inferior, in hopes you will rejoin. Don't. There are plenty of new options in regards to these activities, unless you work with your upline.<br />14. Back to friends, it is likely that your upline absolutely despises one of your former friends, or significant other. You should, undoubtedly, be seen with these people often. Your ex may be a hard sell, but you have been training for hard sells your entire time with Amway. <br /><br />There's so much more, but those come to mind. Try to rebuild your former life. If you succeed, your former upline will be green with envy, and hate of course.<br /><br />-JerryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com