tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post4294965272565258425..comments2024-03-28T17:32:31.462-07:00Comments on Married to an Ambot: Amway Ambots Can’t Grasp Easy Business EquationsAnna Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-18001587796953349682018-05-15T15:56:42.959-07:002018-05-15T15:56:42.959-07:00Yeah everyone's getting on the cotton candy ba...Yeah everyone's getting on the cotton candy bandwagon these days.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-61580701216009473072018-05-15T14:53:14.215-07:002018-05-15T14:53:14.215-07:00With a Babadibadadooba and a BaddabingBaddaBoom! T...With a Babadibadadooba and a BaddabingBaddaBoom! They should try getting circuses a contract to work with them. I heard it's still good money! Give us a version of Amway Cotton Candy! Anna, what do you think they will put it in there?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-49609526667806840692018-05-15T11:36:39.220-07:002018-05-15T11:36:39.220-07:00But Anonymous - it's kind of fascinating the w...But Anonymous - it's kind of fascinating the way gevens is rolling out the Amway bullshit. It's always the right time to come in according to any scamming MLMer. Don't wait 6 months it'll be too late. You want to get in right now when the business is exploding.<br /><br />KABOOM!<br /><br />You'd think these scambot losers would figure out to stay away from sites like this. But they help us know what keyword bullshit they're slinging.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-77520997828742135852018-05-15T11:34:33.222-07:002018-05-15T11:34:33.222-07:00Oh for christsakes gevens. You quit Amway and got ...Oh for christsakes gevens. You quit Amway and got involved in another scam but you still hang onto the bullshit Amspeak. Fucking loser.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-84602884411399742652018-05-15T06:57:37.935-07:002018-05-15T06:57:37.935-07:00This "gevens a1" is just some guy pushin...This "gevens a1" is just some guy pushing a website-building operation. Why do all these spam-peddlers show up here, Anna?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-74354333659084613172018-05-15T00:17:12.615-07:002018-05-15T00:17:12.615-07:00People who were making exactly $0/month were now b...People who were making exactly $0/month were now beginning to see REAL profit from their business...<br /><br />Why?<br /><br />Because they were at the right place, at the right time, in the right mindset.<br /><br />And everybody who ignored the plugin... well, they just kept on making that $0/month...<br /><br />Now, the reason that I am teaching you this today is because InstaBuilder is opening its doors again!<br /><br />After two years of development, tweaking, and testing with their 6000+ customer base, the owners of InstaBuilder have decided to "go public"...<br /><br />For the first time EVER you can get access to the NEW AND IMPROVED version of the plugin that completely transformed the sales funnel creation industry...<br /><br />Check It Out Here >>> http://instabuilder.com?kdjf984798<br /><br />Now, here is your chance to be in the right place, at the right time, in the right mindset.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-27907415828087636932018-03-26T11:59:24.239-07:002018-03-26T11:59:24.239-07:00Anonymous - that's what Amway losers do so wel...Anonymous - that's what Amway losers do so well. Play pretend games. I run a pretend business with a pretend personal assistant named Kate. <br /><br />Ambots look at themselves in the mirror and say: Winner!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-17420069792876478532018-03-26T11:58:23.069-07:002018-03-26T11:58:23.069-07:00LOL Howdeedoo. And that's how an Amway loser t...LOL Howdeedoo. And that's how an Amway loser tries to make themselves look all important. For Christsakes just use your cell phone. Most plans these days have countrywide calling and voicemail features. And you must be bunking with the more affluent Ambots cause it's more like 20 to a room! LOL!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-2376119920370802692018-03-24T10:32:28.121-07:002018-03-24T10:32:28.121-07:00Even so, pretending that you have an actual living...Even so, pretending that you have an actual living employee named "Kate", when in fact it's nothing but a goddamned answering machine and voice mail service, is pathetically dishonest.<br /><br />I don't know how these Amway assholes can bear to look themselves in the mirror every morning.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-8505461018822651772018-03-23T18:42:14.793-07:002018-03-23T18:42:14.793-07:00Just leave a message with my assistant Kate, HUA H...Just leave a message with my assistant Kate, HUA HUA HUA. I'll pick it up after I get back from vacation in Bora Bora, HUA HUA HUA. Translation: Leave a message for me on my unnecessary and very expensive voice mail service as I am at the Amway convention this weekend bunking with five other people in a one bed motel room. Howdeedoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17403885162334634804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-20637366670720768422018-03-23T16:04:36.103-07:002018-03-23T16:04:36.103-07:00Anonymous - I believe those Amway losers refer to ...Anonymous - I believe those Amway losers refer to Communikate aka Kate as their personal assistant instead of secretary. LOL. Dumb Amway fucks.<br /><br />Fake it till you make it. Go into huge debt to fake it. All part of the joys of being inside Amway the Cult of Greed. Except the odds are stacked too high against 99%+ to make it.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-79556934245292918942018-03-23T12:32:26.428-07:002018-03-23T12:32:26.428-07:00Kwaiikat is right. Amway is strictly a "pret...Kwaiikat is right. Amway is strictly a "pretend-business."<br /><br />You have fancy business cards printed up, so that you can pretend you're in business.<br /><br />You sign up for CommuniKate, so that you can pretend that you have a secretary.<br /><br />You buy a lot of useless and unsellable products, so that you can pretend that you're stocking up on inventory.<br /><br />You attend a lot of stupid and pointless meetings, so that you can pretend that you are active and energetic.<br /><br />And, of course, you wear a cheap business suit so that you can act the role believably.<br /><br />Amway has a slogan for all this pretense and lying: FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT!<br /><br />The trouble is that practically nobody makes it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-40700550435090866232018-03-23T10:21:09.151-07:002018-03-23T10:21:09.151-07:00Hi kwaiikat. Clear and simple is what we aim for. ...Hi kwaiikat. Clear and simple is what we aim for. Only Amway losers try to distract and confuse while spouting off a bunch of bullshit.<br /><br />Getting all these Amway losers who’ve never so much as registered a business name, got a business license, a tax #, set up a place to conduct business or the tons of other stuff real business owners do- are trying to give us business advice! Fucking morons!<br /><br />And yes as you said as business owners we don’t feel the need to brag about that 50 times a day. We just do what needs to get done. It’s still our job just with more responsibilities and more desire to succeed. We have no reason to sneer at other business owners or their employees. Amway Ambots do that because they think they’re better than everyone else just cause they’re in a fucking stupid cult.<br /><br />Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-68138956822490198792018-03-23T03:15:42.854-07:002018-03-23T03:15:42.854-07:00I love it! I don't think it's possible to ...I love it! I don't think it's possible to put it more clearly.<br /><br />Good luck getting through though. <br /><br />Didn't you know? Running a business is not about maximising the positive difference between income and expenses to turn profits.<br />Being a business owner is all about:<br /><br />dishing out business cards with fancy words without coherence (and without the brand that you pay to be able to sell)<br /><br />being obsessed with calling yourself a business owner 50 times per day. (and adding the redundant and ironic word <br />"independent" in front of that)<br /><br />always being busy, running to a business meeting, a conference, or having some important call on the cellphone.<br /><br />being obsessed with insulting people who are employed<br /><br />wearing a suit even when not called for (I think it is nostalgia to 1959, to honour the founding of their employer)<br /><br />I've run a business for several years now. I have never felt the urge to insult people that report to an employer, to <br />pronounce predictions of imminent doom on those who have no interest in doing what I do, to hire a toll free line just<br />so that I could look more important. When asked what I do, I talk about the business first, and don't repeat the words<br />"owner", "own boss" or "independent" 20 times, even though I dare to think I'm all of those things much more than the deranged commission only sales person who thought he could mentor me in the world of business. <br />kwaaikathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00062244111197155720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-20941253461257922432018-03-22T12:32:36.810-07:002018-03-22T12:32:36.810-07:00Anonymous - the self delusion is part of the brain...Anonymous - the self delusion is part of the brainwashing infected by the Amway cult leaders. Becoming a better person ain't gonna pay off the Amway debt or other bills! <br /><br />And yes always hearing about how you're in Amway to bless others or to help others.<br /><br />This blog exists to help others stay the fuck away from Amway!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-66653154162237940292018-03-21T19:48:04.051-07:002018-03-21T19:48:04.051-07:00People in Amway get around the simple mathematical...People in Amway get around the simple mathematical facts of profit and loss by means of cultic self-delusion.<br /><br />This self-delusion involves reciting certain mantras endlessly: "I'm building my business!" or "I'm prosuming!" or "I'm becoming a better person!" or "I'm developing leadership skills!" or "I'm buying from my own store!" <br /><br />There's even the craziest one of all: "I'm helping others!"<br /><br />To a rational human being, all of the above mantras are stupid absurdities. But let's face facts: persons who get caught up in Amway and who refuse to get out when they are clearly going broke are NOT RATIONAL. They are dreamers and hallucinators.<br /><br />Amway appeals to the same sort of people who buy lottery tickets every week, carry good luck charms, and think the world was created in 4004 B.C. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com