tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post5658573053825747171..comments2024-03-28T17:32:31.462-07:00Comments on Married to an Ambot: Amway Ambots Piss Poor At MarketingAnna Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-11309487369444051222015-01-16T09:18:38.430-08:002015-01-16T09:18:38.430-08:00Anonymous - that might be partly because its reall...Anonymous - that might be partly because its really embarrassing to tell people you're in Amway. They'd laugh at you, call you a dumb fuck, try to talk you out of it, etc. Its just like probably too many people don't go around telling people they've joined any cult. You might only find out your sister is a Hare Krishna when you see Facebook photos of her new friends and their new hairstyles and garments.<br /><br />Well if you posted names we wouldn't publish the comment. We're not all about making people even more embarrassed by their affiliation with Amway or anything we can't verify or its too much trouble to look into. Like someone posted a comment talking about this Amjerk having a homosexual relationship with a Diamond and mentioned everyone's names. We have no way to contact these people to verify and why would we. Who they're having affairs with is only of interest to nosy Amway assholes. The rest of us don't give a shit. But that could only embarrass the parties involved plus the woman who married the gay Diamond. That's why we just refer to them by swear words. Our upline is everyone's upline fucking assholes that they are!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-46883479906903613182015-01-16T00:49:13.842-08:002015-01-16T00:49:13.842-08:00Its funny because their friends and families have ...Its funny because their friends and families have no clue they are ambots. Then sudden post of nutrilite and xs energy drink all over Facebook. After that calling all non ibos just over broke or other things. When they come on knocking or calling. They wonder why they get laughed at. Also post endless dorky pics with their upline leaders like Greg Duncan, danzik,etc in wwdb. I'm sure their leader had a talk to then about not posting or quitting social media. But like Anna says many remain bad little ambots lol. They are lucky I'm not a asshole and post their first & last name on here to really embarrass the little ahole ambots. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-17560716745134351232015-01-15T16:09:56.408-08:002015-01-15T16:09:56.408-08:00Hi Anonymous! Glad you stumbled upon the blog and ...Hi Anonymous! Glad you stumbled upon the blog and stopped by to share your experiences. LOL This blog is really high on search engines for just about everything - Amway related or not! Yeah we get a lot of visitors and comments left which bumps up the ranking. I'm not sure why ambots stop by here to bitch and gloat that they're so much better than us because they're in Amway. Whenever they do that they help it along the search ranks. You'd think their Amway cult leaders would be running meetings teaching them to stay away from blogs like this for that very reason! <br /><br />As you figured out we have to entertain to keep people coming back to read more and at the same time they're being entertained they learn what its like being inside the Amway cult. Hopefully our experiences can help our readers not get caught in this hell. And for those who already are and can't escape (probably the husband is an ambot) the blog brings them comfort and know they're not alone. And when I curse out the assholes in the Amway upline, I'm doing it for them too!<br /><br />As you can see nothing has changed in Amway since the 90's (and probably the 80's maybe the 70's). Except the prices have gone up! <br /><br />I've never worked for any other company where the employees were required to vigorously defend their employer. I wouldn't want to work for a company like that. <br /><br />As you're remarkable proof of, there are employers out there who pay much better commission to their sales force. I bet you don't have too many ambots as clients! LOL! Unless you get the Amway losers who are out "dreaming" or whatever they call it when they go out and look at big expensive things they'll never afford as long as they stay inside Amway.<br /><br />Thanks for your great recollections showing us that the Amspeak and everything else stays the same in Amway. <br /><br />Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-71633672536423184202015-01-15T14:41:50.055-08:002015-01-15T14:41:50.055-08:00Stumbled on your blog by accident. Doing a Google ...Stumbled on your blog by accident. Doing a Google search for a purveyor in my industry and their name just happens to include World Wide. Over the past couple of days I've read your thoughts and the many comments. It's been terribly entertaining as I've actually LMFAO at your retorts. Your sense of humor is especially sharp and obviously rooted in fact/personal experience. I chuckle at the term "pretend" business. Most entertaining is the back and forth between you and the like minded vs the predictable, indefensible, Ambot canned speak. I had to pinch myself to realize that it's 2015. In the very 90's I did a year as an IBO. I'd been in business for myself since age 16, was interested in new opportunities, open minded and checked it out. Was always successful but got bored easily so The Business was intriguing.<br />Nothing other than the faces have changed. You hear defenders saying the exact same things as 20+ years ago. "Well that was then, but this is the NEW Amway", and so on. It struck me then as it still does to this day how remarkable it is to spend so much time extolling the virtues of a venture by having to constantly defend it. It's unprecedented in all of business. Continually on the defensive in order to promote. Honestly, people buy goods and services because they want, need and like them as opposed to justifying why a roll of toilet paper or a tampon doesn't suck. Reading this blog, many things came rushing back. I've never spoken about my experience or how I perceived all of the things and situations. It's been good to hear that my experience and perception was identical to many hundreds if not thousands of others. The tools scam, the shitty substandard over priced products, the endless events that are all emotion and no substance, the cult mentality of counciling upline even though your upline are a bunch of total failures, etc, etc.<br /><br />Several folks have mentioned that with much less effort a career in a more traditional and well regarded sales position such as real estate is a better opportunity. I agree. I'm in the yacht brokerage business. It's lucrative and gratifying. I have huge amounts of free time. Amspeak touts tools. "You can't expect to run a successful business without investing in supplies and education". Horseshit, I run my business with a goddamn iPhone and wireless printer. They have a fucking answer for everything geared to keep you afraid with the end game being padding the pockets of those at the top. "Don't quit now, you're so close"...that's a good one. Dangling the carrot and the promise of delayed gratification. Preying on people's fears and weakness and desires for money, houses, cars, vacations and yachts. "Time and money, who has both? You've either got time and no money or money and no time to enjoy it". Bullshit and FUD. "Your JOB is rut. Just a grave with the ends kicked out". Every successful person I know (and in my business I associated with some big boys and girls, not someday wannabes) love their profession and can't imagine doing anything else, me included.<br />It ain't about the money or the possessions. It's about the adrenalin rush of the deal. The goddamn money's just a way of keeping score. I don't need a yacht because I can't possibly accept all of the invites I get from my clients to join them, for free on theirs. Cars, who gives a flying fuck. I can drive whatever I want and nothing beats my 10 year old F150 FWD. Houses, I'm never there...too busy out sailing or boating or traveling to show boats to clients. Looser? Really? It didn't require me lying or omitting facts about my profession nor did it take 3-5 years to actually make a damn dime. True it takes 3-5 years to build a successful businesses for the long run. But shit, I made six grand on my first boat deal in my first month....about three weeks after I ditched Scamway. Still representing folks who simply want fun and value. What a J.O.B. <br />. <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-14521667588862386872015-01-15T14:33:13.907-08:002015-01-15T14:33:13.907-08:00Anonymous - Amway should have all their employees ...Anonymous - Amway should have all their employees punch a time clock and pay them by the hour and a commission bonus thing too. If Ambots punched a clock when coming and leaving Amway cult meetings and attending functions and "counselling" sessions and got paid a guaranteed $10/hour just for showing up there'd be a lot more ambots in the Amway cult! <br /><br />Yeah if you're marketing consists mainly of using social media that might not work out so good. Especially if you're in a scam MLM thing. Who wants to see a bunch of fucking Amway assholes in business suits with some fucking stupid caption like "going Diamond" and "we'll be walking the beaches of the world while you broke losers are working a J.O.B. for someone else." Amway Ambot marketing is piss poor! LOL!!!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-59516124487133195302015-01-15T11:42:54.319-08:002015-01-15T11:42:54.319-08:00The best marketing Amway can do is to pay their ne...The best marketing Amway can do is to pay their new reps. More than the measly 10.00 for 300.00 purchased. Still the wwdb ibos do a horrible job still on social media of promoting their group. It's laughable how especially after every functions we see these dorky picks of their group. Also the stupid quotes all over their social media pagesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com