tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post677567238424642971..comments2024-03-28T15:02:18.539-07:00Comments on Married to an Ambot: Amway Ambots Are ServersAnna Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-74975203183389259672012-07-17T13:36:19.419-07:002012-07-17T13:36:19.419-07:00Nancy - I bet you avoid those ambot in laws from h...Nancy - I bet you avoid those ambot in laws from hell!<br /><br />Ambots always have an ulterior motive. In your case to get some PV and buy Ribbons cards to give out as Christmas presents. Why can't those dumb ass ambots give gift certificates that people would actually use like for Starbucks or a spa treatment!<br /><br />Next Christmas maybe you could give the in laws a soaker hose!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-89127998540211861122012-07-17T08:39:38.410-07:002012-07-17T08:39:38.410-07:00I too have gotten the Ribbon thingies. My brother ...I too have gotten the Ribbon thingies. My brother in law is an ambot, and we all get them every Christmas without fail. I don't know what's worse, trying to pick out something in the catalog that I actually want or knowing that he only bought us these "presents" so he could make his PV for the month. In fact, I got TWO Amway presents this year... one from my in laws and one from my brother in law. My in laws gave me many other presents, but when the Am present showed up, I was like "the fuck gave you the idea I wanted or needed this?"Nancynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-23436779191598291102012-06-07T11:14:45.153-07:002012-06-07T11:14:45.153-07:00Anonymous - Scamway probably had to up the price o...Anonymous - Scamway probably had to up the price or lower the expectations on the Ribbons stuff after losing the lawsuit last year. In some places including here it is against the law for gift cards to have an expiry date. Kind of marketing genius thought up a long time ago by another company to put expiry dates on gift cards. The company made money selling the gift card and then made even more money because lots of people don't redeem the gift card before it expires. Gee Amway breaking the law by putting an expiry date on Ribbons gift cards? No not them. Bullshit. There was a one year expiry date on the couple of cards we bought as gifts for others and we encouraged them to redeem them asap which they did.<br /><br />Why does Amway even bother fighting stuff like this when they are clearly guilty? So they have to make up their money other ways by offering overpriced gift cards for products worth half of what the Ribbons dollar value is. Gotta pay them lawyers and settlements somehow!<br /><br />http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Court-Grants-Approval-of-iw-1610248364.htmlAnna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-33746832982879578232012-06-07T07:31:47.913-07:002012-06-07T07:31:47.913-07:00Server, huh? Well I am ripshit mad at this point....Server, huh? Well I am ripshit mad at this point. One of the only ways an ambot ever "served" me was with Ribbon cards. It's the one stupid scamway product that I liked, bought, and used. Well, leave it to those greedy pricks, I have a wedding coming up and am looking at the latest Ribbon catalog, and the price / product tradeoff has gone from, let's say, passable, to completely insane! I.e., before if I bought a $50 Ribbon card, at least some of the stuff that the gift recipient could pick was almost kinda sorta worth $50, especially taking into acount the novelty factor (Ribbon cards are in theory a good idea). But like every poential good idea, leave it to the greedy scamway assholes to fuck it up. Now, the shit from a $50 Ribbon catalog is maybe worth half that. OK let me spell it out for you idiots. The idea of a Ribbon card is that the lack of a dollar value on the card, combined with the impressive looking catalog, imports a perceived value that is in excess of what you actually paid. THESE MOTHERFUCKING CARDS NOW HAVE REVERSE PERCEIVED VALUE! That is, I give one of these fuckers out and spend $50, the recipient will now be convinced, based on the shitty selection they have now, thbat I spent less! What the hell is the point of that you douchebags! Leave it to scamway to ruin one of their few compelling products. Arrrrrgh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-44545900864828720482012-06-06T12:45:29.837-07:002012-06-06T12:45:29.837-07:00Thanks Sammy for the confirmation. When we were in...Thanks Sammy for the confirmation. When we were in WWDB we were closer to $1000/month. I've written blogs over the past couple of years where I estimate that ambots average $500 to $700/month if they do everything the assholes in their upline pressure them to do. Communikate, premier membership to WWDB, 100PV minimum Amway products purchased, books and CDs, attending Amway functions and all the costs associated with getting there and staying there. All for a return of about $10/month in commission from Amway!<br /><br />Woo hoo! Talk about a SCAM!!!!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-44214474187998210252012-06-06T10:13:47.978-07:002012-06-06T10:13:47.978-07:00Just wanted to do the math really quick for all th...Just wanted to do the math really quick for all the Amway people in WWDB.<br /><br />Yearly expenses on "necessities" in Amway.<br /><br />Communikate- 432$ ($36/month)<br />Website- 600$ ($50/month)<br />Products-3600$ ($300/month, no shipping)<br />Meetings(gas/food)-650$ (weekly meetings/cup of coffee) <br />functions(just the tickets)-1160$<br /><br />So per year you spend roughly- 6,442$<br /><br />Now, to turn a profit, you need to get 6 people that consistently reach their monthly pv of 150 points, and thats just to break even. Remember, this doesnt include airfare and food while attending functions. <br /><br />That means, per month, you're spending $536.83 so that you can turn a $10 profit(the 3% bonus). Which means, per day, you're spending $17.32 alone, just on Amway! BUT, its OKAY! You're making a daily profit of $0.33 dollars:) <br /><br />So, unless you can convince 5 other people to spend north of 6k per year(as you already are) so that they too can get a 120$ return at the end of the year while you break even and make 100$(goodluck), then you're Amway business is about as useful as Facebook stock. Dont believe me? Do the math ambot. 1pv point is worth $1.93, and you need to get 150 of them(this doesnt include shipping, which makes your "monthly spending" skyrocket!).<br /><br />-Sammy.Sammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15128771438554989733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-80281612546474897722012-06-05T08:54:51.910-07:002012-06-05T08:54:51.910-07:00Glad you're enjoying the entertainment Connie!...Glad you're enjoying the entertainment Connie!<br /><br />Yup serving is the ambot way of brainwashing the downline into thinking being involved in Amway is a noble thing to do.<br /><br />Fortunately bloggers like me can get the truth out there!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-91885917821337130682012-06-05T05:58:23.996-07:002012-06-05T05:58:23.996-07:00Anna Banana does it again-LMAO!!
Yes you do serve...Anna Banana does it again-LMAO!!<br /><br />Yes you do serve others: You serve up my nightly fix of laughter. <br /><br />Why not serve your Upline a big ol' fuck you sandwich and some piss off coffee???ConnieFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07795827422559105928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-88548168167110198992012-06-04T15:17:35.762-07:002012-06-04T15:17:35.762-07:00Ha ha! Tell that Platinum where he can shove that ...Ha ha! Tell that Platinum where he can shove that cassette tape.<br /><br />PS the answer is contained in the word cassette!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-20452229331249930102012-06-04T15:05:46.362-07:002012-06-04T15:05:46.362-07:00hee hee hee
CASSETTE TAPE at your 'service...hee hee hee<br /><br />CASSETTE TAPE at your 'service'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-11958197617206631572012-06-04T13:58:09.896-07:002012-06-04T13:58:09.896-07:00Dave - that is very true.
Amway "server"...Dave - that is very true.<br /><br />Amway "server" = SUCKER!!!<br /><br />The upline gotta find a nicer way to say it though!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-23944579237405122182012-06-04T13:13:02.495-07:002012-06-04T13:13:02.495-07:00In Amway, "server" is just another way t...In Amway, "server" is just another way to say "sucker".<br /><br />~DaveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com