tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post7305213695888755194..comments2024-03-28T15:02:18.539-07:00Comments on Married to an Ambot: Amway Ambots Are Better Than Everyone Else? LOL!Anna Bananahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-80664423874117068922016-07-11T15:51:40.731-07:002016-07-11T15:51:40.731-07:00Anonymous- very accurate description of Amway Ambo...Anonymous- very accurate description of Amway Ambots ... and good advice!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-73473351632117725312016-07-11T14:53:40.162-07:002016-07-11T14:53:40.162-07:00Amway freaks are like those weirdos you see in the...Amway freaks are like those weirdos you see in the Church of Scientology -- strange, robotic, android-like, overdressed cultists who talk in a bizarre language while they try to manipulate you and control your thinking.<br /><br />Best thing is just to stay far away from them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-16687812656846199612016-07-11T08:53:02.892-07:002016-07-11T08:53:02.892-07:00Hi Sansego22 - thanks for stopping by with your e...Hi Sansego22 - thanks for stopping by with your experience. There's another post around here where an employee who worked an Amway convention talks about his/her impressions that its very much a cult. And creepy you got that right!<br /><br />As for not using the word Amway - if you're inside the Amway cult you're not allowed to use the A word either. Its very embarrassing to admit any association with Amway and that's why your staff was told not to mention the Amway cult was holding a meeting there. And very smart boss telling the staff to walk away if any of those Amway losers tried to recruit you. <br /><br />Amway Ambots are forced to dress that way by their Amway cult leaders. This old bullshit dress for success that went out with the 1970s is still taught in Scamway. So these Amway losers all look overdressed for whatever they're showing up for. And all that lengthy applause and cheering for people who've done nothing but lie and scam others is really fucking creepy. Its not like Mick Jagger just walked into the room.<br /><br />I'm glad you're enjoying the blog - and the best advice you've ever got is from your boss: walk away from Amway losers!Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-3745927447282769722016-07-10T02:18:43.645-07:002016-07-10T02:18:43.645-07:00I work as an event staff where a "family reun...I work as an event staff where a "family reunion" happened, and I got to see an entire Saturday evening program and was creeper out by it. It felt culty to me. We were told that we couldn't use the word Amway and that if guests tried to recruit us, to walk away.<br /><br />I was impressed by how well everyone dressed. But for me, the lengthy applause for people I've never even heard of and the video intermissions showing materialism, and the wives telling women to support their husbands as leaders just all seemed too hokey and conservative for me.<br /><br />So, I wanted to know what I had just witnessed with my own eyes and found your blog. Thank you for sharing your experiences. I love your sardonic sense of humor and writing style, too.Sansego22https://www.blogger.com/profile/00330610590339000295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-82048738390065885412016-04-13T12:44:55.557-07:002016-04-13T12:44:55.557-07:00Anonymous - that is probably exactly his dream. An...Anonymous - that is probably exactly his dream. And the dream of every other Amway loser out there.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-82253096565555016282016-04-13T04:38:42.647-07:002016-04-13T04:38:42.647-07:00Hey there, Awwwww --
What's your big "dr...Hey there, Awwwww --<br /><br />What's your big "dream"? To fill up your mom's basement with unsold cases of LOC and SA8? And to spend $175 four times a year for some dumb Amway "function"? That's a really nice dream, to be sure.<br /><br />Dream on, Awwwww.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-39398331618624755572016-04-12T17:14:34.944-07:002016-04-12T17:14:34.944-07:00Anonymous - just some Amway motherfucker who prove...Anonymous - just some Amway motherfucker who proves what this post is all about and why blogs like this need to exist.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-26685792978897162272016-04-12T17:14:06.741-07:002016-04-12T17:14:06.741-07:00Tell me more about this fictional job that I have....Tell me more about this fictional job that I have. And isn't there someone in your Amway upline who's looking to ass fuck you? You better run off and take care of that fucker.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-41687869362237383612016-04-12T17:13:15.125-07:002016-04-12T17:13:15.125-07:00And why do you give a fuck.And why do you give a fuck.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-24689713769556952302016-04-12T17:13:04.262-07:002016-04-12T17:13:04.262-07:00That's a good description of people in Amway -...That's a good description of people in Amway - idiots.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-85454352979070429422016-04-12T17:12:44.050-07:002016-04-12T17:12:44.050-07:00And yet another fucking Amway asshole shows up to ...And yet another fucking Amway asshole shows up to accuse me of having a job. I'm too busy with a real business and having a social life and other activities to have a job. And even if I did what's wrong with having a job? Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-3610570880641807212016-04-12T13:02:36.289-07:002016-04-12T13:02:36.289-07:00Who is this asshole "Awwwww" who thinks ...Who is this asshole "Awwwww" who thinks he needs to give his posts one sentence at a time? Can't he compose a normal paragraph?<br /><br />I guess not, if he's in Amway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-78570949511014622022016-04-11T20:03:42.572-07:002016-04-11T20:03:42.572-07:00Enjoy dying working at your desk job next to stink...Enjoy dying working at your desk job next to stinky feet Joe that never shuts upAwwwwwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05345608156847440634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-30336251054800065482016-04-11T20:02:49.697-07:002016-04-11T20:02:49.697-07:00Absolute cynical idiotsAbsolute cynical idiotsAwwwwwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05345608156847440634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-78274233185867175112016-04-11T20:02:22.771-07:002016-04-11T20:02:22.771-07:00IdiotsIdiotsAwwwwwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05345608156847440634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-32203508902353827672016-04-11T20:01:51.209-07:002016-04-11T20:01:51.209-07:00Wow, you guys are a bunch of cynical idiots, don&#...Wow, you guys are a bunch of cynical idiots, don't get mad at someone working hard, get glad that you're a hopeless idiot with no dream that's gonna die working a job Awwwwwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05345608156847440634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-37146328909044691202016-01-11T13:56:25.539-08:002016-01-11T13:56:25.539-08:00Anonymous - agreed. You can be friends from a wide...Anonymous - agreed. You can be friends from a wide assortment of backgrounds and life experiences. But you can't be friends with an Amway Ambot. First off the assholes in the Amway upline don't allow you to socialize with people not in the cult. And second, who'd want to be friends with an Amway asshole knowing they only want to be your friend based on how much money they can make off you. Not to mention the Ambot bugs the shit out of you all the time begging you to buy their overpriced shitty Amway products or go to a bored plan meeting.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-30300198422345978172016-01-11T10:04:07.277-08:002016-01-11T10:04:07.277-08:00Friends can have different opinions, and they can ...Friends can have different opinions, and they can still be friends. Friends can belong to different political parties, and they can still be friends. Friends can be gay or straight, and they can still be friends. Friends can be from different social classes, and they can still be friends.<br /><br />But if one friend is in Amway and the other isn't, no friendship is possible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-88184813058053204712016-01-11T09:14:01.588-08:002016-01-11T09:14:01.588-08:00Hi Anonymous. Glad you're enjoying the post. A...Hi Anonymous. Glad you're enjoying the post. And sorry to hear you got sucked into Dream Night. And thanks for updating us that nothing has changed in Dream Night since the last time any of us went. Amway: the Cult of Greed. Where all material things are worshipped. That's all you ever hear at Amway meetings or see if they're playing a slide show all the trappings of their wealth. Or it could be rentals staged for the video shoot.<br /><br />Ambots are calling us dream killers now? It used to be dream stealers but I'm sure they're still calling that because I got called that at least once in the last month. <br /><br />Did your friend tell you he paid $75 for your ticket? Not worth it for the meal you had was it? Not to mention listening to the Amway infocommercial all night long. You could have gone to a nice restaurant and the whole deal would have cost $75 and you wouldn't have had to put up with lying scamming Amway weasels.<br /><br />OK here's the deal. Seeing as how he bought you dinner he now feels he owns you or you owe him to go to a Scamway meeting. When he starts putting the screws to you just say Amway won't be a good fit for you because you're lazy. Don't worry about whether you're lazy or not. Just say it. Amway Ambots have an over the top obsession with lazy. They show up here leaving comments screeching at us that we failed in Amway because we're lazy. Over and over again these brainwashed Ambots show up here outraged at how lazy we are. Like how does someone you've never met on the Internet being lazy affect your life. By telling your friend you're too lazy to be in Amway that'll stun him because he probably hasn't had that response before. And maybe he'll ask you how would you like not to be lazy anymore and Amway can teach you not to be lazy. Then say no thanks you're happy being lazy. And if he keeps pressuring you just tell him you read blogs online and Amway employees keep showing up and accusing everyone of being lazy. And seeing as how being lazy isn't a good fit for being in Amway, there you have it. You're lazy and you won't change.<br /><br />If he keeps after you, here's the next thing you do if you can keep a straight face. Tell your friend you don't have time for Amway because you're now investing all your free time and money in producing gay porno flicks. People in Amway are prudes. That'll shock him enough that he'll leave you alone. Amway Ambots do not have a standard bullshit Amspeak response for that one.<br /><br />So those are the two responses you have to go with. Ambots have a response for just about every objection you can give them. That's part of what goes on at Amway meetings, giving out lines to scam people into Amway.<br /><br />Good luck and sorry about your friend.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-6133089971834089962016-01-11T02:13:36.142-08:002016-01-11T02:13:36.142-08:00Hey Anna thank you for your post. A buddy of mine ...Hey Anna thank you for your post. A buddy of mine invited me to dinner tonight and it was that dream dinner. The whole thing felt like an awful info commercial. I had my doubts the whole time and everything my buddy said was in this post at one point. They "speakers" all just talked about money, their houses, cars but never once talked about doing the "job". <br />He's a good friend of mine but I know if say anything I'm just a "dream killer".<br />Thank youAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-23784310802069076162015-04-21T10:06:38.300-07:002015-04-21T10:06:38.300-07:00Anonymous - that's too funny! He sees I use th...Anonymous - that's too funny! He sees I use the word fuck and to spite me he joins the Amway cult! LOL! <br /><br />And you're right about getting his ass fired if he tries to recruit kids into the Amway cult. Its unknown how old the kids are he coaches but if its competitively then it could be anywhere from teens through twenties, prime age for Amway prospects. He'd be standing on the pool deck too busy dealing with phone calls and texts from the assholes in his Amway upline to pay attention to what the kids in the pool are doing and that would be what gets his ass fired, no different than any other ambot who pisses off his boss and coworkers with the Amway scam.Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-81166559280280749272015-04-20T18:41:28.104-07:002015-04-20T18:41:28.104-07:00"But I'm currently at spring leadership a..."But I'm currently at spring leadership and so far I've found ways I never thought of to take back to my swimmers ( I'm a coach) and apply it there."<br />If I had a kid who was a swimmer under your coaching and you got him mixed up in a destructive MLM cult I'd do everything I could to get your ass fired.<br /><br />"I'd rather hear from someone that left the organization that can look back and show me the pros and cons."<br /><br />You obviously haven't bothered to read many of the posts here because most of them ARE from people who experienced the money-losing, friend-losing, time-losing cult of Amway. Even Anna herself had a husband who was losing money in the cult as he worshiped his upline.<br /><br />But, of course, you know better, don't you? You listened to all the speakers doing the rah rah "I"m rich and so can you be" bullshit, snake smiling lovebombing crap. 99% of the people who get into Amway don't make any money. It's a pyramid scheme that gets around that by pretending to have products, but the only buyers are either family pity purchases or the Ambots themselves. The stuff is overpriced and generic. <br /><br />If you decide to get into the cult simply because you saw the word "fuck" in this blog, then go ahead... you'll deserve what you get. But don't say we didn't warn you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-2331104495387570442015-04-20T10:26:55.992-07:002015-04-20T10:26:55.992-07:00Anonymous - sounds like you'd be a prime candi...Anonymous - sounds like you'd be a prime candidate for the Amway cult. Showing up here with your arrogant better than everyone else Amway attitude. And you know what that earns you around here? A big old FUCK YOU!!!!<br /><br />I've had it up to my ass a million times over from being bullied by fucking Amway cowards just like you so that's why this blog exists. I mean it says right at the top of the page that part of the reason this blog exists is to curse out Amway assholes and then after reading that you still have the gall to show up and boss me around to clean up the language. Again another big old FUCK YOU! Amway assholes are prudes. The swearing on this blog keeps them away. Didn't work too fucking good in your case though did it.<br /><br />And what kind of a dumb fuck shows up here with a link to a page of Amway cult worshippers like you really think someone is going to read what a bunch of brainwashed Amway assholes has to say. I sure don't go around reading web pages if I know the content is something I'm not interested in or if it would piss me off. Normal people don't do things like that. Dumb fucks maybe as you've proved by showing up here.<br /><br />The Amway truck is leaving. You better hop on board and get the fuck out of here you dumb ass! <br /><br /><br />• ──────▄▌▐▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▌<br />───▄▄██▌█ ░ ░The Amway I DONT ░ ░<br />▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ ░ ░ GIVE A FUCK TRUCK ! ░ ░<br />███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▌<br />▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)▀ zooom zoom zoom!!!!<br />Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-22306525255672826472015-04-18T22:17:13.301-07:002015-04-18T22:17:13.301-07:00The sad truth is I'm reading through this and ...The sad truth is I'm reading through this and seeing how ignorant some of you people are. I haven't even started yet and I don't know if I will, But I'm currently at spring leadership and so far I've found ways I never thought of to take back to my swimmers ( I'm a coach) and apply it there. Most of what you post is biased crap I'd expect of someone that just had their dipaper changed got a rash and wrote a bad review because they shit. I'd rather hear from someone that left the organization that can look back and show me the pros and cons. I can even give you a link to someone that id rather read from http://onlinemlmcommunity.com/amway-world-wide-dream-builders-review/ . Take notes. And clean up the language it's not fitting of someone trying to convince others not to go near amway or WWDB. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2623443549536997676.post-12803578724514091092015-02-06T14:24:57.200-08:002015-02-06T14:24:57.200-08:00Hi ScamMagnet. Yeah normal people take time off to...Hi ScamMagnet. Yeah normal people take time off to relax. Amway ambots spend all their time with other ambots and going to Amway meetings and whenever they see their friends they preach Amway's gospel of greed. Anna Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373457126465029723noreply@blogger.com