My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Thursday, August 29, 2019
Further Thoughts On Amway Ambots Bragging About Making Money Shitting
We just ran again the post on how Ambots brag about how much money Amway Diamonds make while taking a shit. You know I heard that at Amway cult meetings and we still hear it today by Amway losers who show up here and leave a shitty comment.
Looking back at some of the comments the last time the post ran, here are some interesting things to think about. Does Jeff Bezos or Mark Zuckerburg brag about how much money they make while taking a shit? What about their employees? Do they go around bragging about how much money their bosses are making while they’re taking a shit? Do staff of millionaire financial bankers go around bragging about how their boss makes more money taking a shit than you make in a month?
Why do Ambots go around bragging about how their Amway bosses make more money taking a shit than the rest of us make in a month or a year at our J.O.B.? Who comes up with this shit? LOL! Amway losers!
Some of our readers try to figure this shit out.
Here are some thoughts from our readers the last time we ran the post about Ambots lining up to buy tickets to watch an Amway Diamond take a shit.
One of our readers says: This whole repulsive business is a perfect example of the vulgarity, the plebeian coarseness, the small-town puerility and cheapness of Amway and its typical members.
Can you imagine a courteous and intelligent businessman who runs a genuine business (not a fake MLM scam) saying anything like that in public? He wouldn't dream of such vulgarity and crassness.
An arrogant Diamond bragging about taking a shit, and down-line IBOs rhapsodizing over it, is more than just disgusting and revolting. It's a sign of what Amway is: a bunch of uncultured and uneducated losers.
Anna Banana: keeping in mind that Amway Ambots are prudes, the way they phrased it was "going to the bathroom". I call it as it really is - taking a shit.
But using either language a real business owner doesn't go around making the same toilet claims that Amway Ambots do. I mean have you ever heard Donald Trump bragging about how much money he makes during the time he's in the can? And this coming from a guy who has no problem insulting just about everyone out there. But I don't remember him mentioning his toilet habits!
Joecool says: In a heated debate with an Ambot, he challenged me to a wager that his diamond makes more taking a crap in the morning that I make in a year. Now I earn (in my J-O-B) about $100K annually.
So I told Ambot that I'll be generous and assume your diamond earns a million bucks a year. Even more generous I said 100K a month or 1.2 million.
Then I sad you still want to wager that your diamond makes more money taking a crap than I earn in a year?
The crickets were deafening.
Anonymous: Joe, notice that the Ambot wasn't bragging about what he personally made in Amway. He was bragging about SOMEBODY ELSE.
It's another telltale symptom. Amway is about hero-worship of Diamonds and other big pins. You run up to the stage to see them. You go into ecstasy when they talk to you. Your eyes glaze over when they tell you about their mansions.
So, quite naturally, even when they take a shit it's somehow important and inspiring.
Anna Banana: Anonymous - Amway Ambots always show up here to brag about how much money others are making or how much money Amway's owners make. That's good news for the people who are making that kind of money but how does it affect the Ambot? How are those other people sharing their money with the Ambot?
As you said its hero-worship. Ambots should figure out how to get themselves out of their cult and learn to be real business owners if that's their life's desire. You know running a real business that actually turns a profit. Or finding a better paying job if its not in their cards to be a business owner.
Ambots need to take action on how to make more money instead of bragging about how much money their cult leaders make.
And the hero-worship thing again when it comes to their Amway cult leaders taking a shit that an Ambot thinks that’s important, inspiring, and worthy of discussing with others or preaching about it at Amway cult meetings.
Anonymous: The diamonds have the cult-of-personality model, that is they are treated like rockstars even the diamond abuses his downlines like slaves.
Why they bragged how much a diamond make? They think those diamond upline will teach them how to make more money by listening to "if I got rich, you can also get rich."
Anna Banana: And speaking of rock stars how many people go to a Rolling Stone concert and expect Jagger to make them rich. If I can sing like this then you can too. LOL!
So …. Who gives a shit when an Amway Diamond takes a shit and who gives a shit how much an Amway cult leader makes when he’s taking a shit? Only Amway Ambots. The rest of the world who aren’t brainwashed Amway losers really don’t give a shit!
6 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.
Since Amway Diamonds make it a point never to reveal their annual income to anybody, it's impossible to make a judgment about how much they might earn while sitting on the toilet bowl.
ReplyDeleteMy own opinion is that none of them makes more than 100K per year, give or take some. And today that isn't the kind of money you can live a jet-set lifestyle on. Everything in Amway is based on fakery and lying.
Hey Anonymous. That's true. Or at least the Amway cult leaders don't tell you their real income. They'll like about the millions of dollars rolling in every month from residual income from Amway. Yeah I say the same thing. A salary in the low 6 figures is nice and one can live a nice life on it but not a billionaire lifestyle. Amway is all about fake it till you make it. Most never make it. But they have the debt to prove they tried.
DeleteTrue true, I make around 90k a year at a fortune 500 company that provides us with amaizing benefits , I'm single , and at best I live middle to upper middle class lifestyle , nothing to brag about ,of course I probably give 15% of my pretax income to charity, which is something I doubt many amway members can say they match
DeleteHi Kdiggydog. It sounds like you're in a great career with a company who treats employees well. Ambots would sneer at someone who only makes around 100k and try to bullshit you that you'd make that much money in a month in Amway. It's my guess most Ambots don't even donate $100/year to any charity. They can't afford it.
DeleteActually the Amway cult leaders do make money by shitting on the heads of their cult followers who dream of themselves someday doing the same but can barely afford a toilet to shit in and never grow their ass high enough in the cult to be able to shit on the other Amway suckers just like them.
ReplyDeleteHi Ray. Yup I think you summed that up!
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