Monday, June 20, 2022

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2022

We have our work cut out to find out about Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Can you believe those motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest login? To keep out bloggers like us who check out what bullshit they’re peddling.

So if anyone knows what the current user name and password is to log in as a guest, leave a comment so we can get in and find out what top secret bullshit the Amway cult leaders will be flinging this year.

We’ve checked out some of the past arenas where ScAmway held WWDB Family Reunion but they’re missing from the calendar. This tells us that they’re not welcome back at these places due to bad behavior by the Amway Ambots. Or they have to book smaller meeting rooms to hold the brainwashing conferences due to dwindling attendance. Or the Amway cult leaders found they could make the same money on ticket sales by putting on their circus act on a webinar.

The closest we find is World Wide Dream Builders Second Look meeting held in Spokane Washington http://spokanecenter.com/event-calendar/convention/world-wide-dreambuilders-second-look-meeting-3041/. We’ve seen this second look brainwashing conference advertised in the past. I urge all prospects to take a second look and then run like hell from Amway ScAmway!

There’s usually some other World Wide Dream Builder Amway Family Reunions or other Amway cult sects Family Reunions floating around in the summertime but they’re top secret stuff. Ask the Amway upline for more information about it and the answer goes something like “It’s a life changing event”. “It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity.” “it’s the not to be missed Amway function of the year” “By going to Family Reunion it’ll put you 6 months ahead of everyone who didn’t go”. Well that tells you sweet piss all so you can see why Amway Ambots end up at this blog desparately searching to find out what WWDB Amway Family Reunion is about.

The last time we were able to log into the Amway cult’s website Duncan family reunion was held at the Oregon Convention Center in Portland, Oregon on July 8 to 10, 2016. And we already discussed in another post that someone from the Bead Fair fucked up and booked the same time, same place, different room. So what happened was these poor beaders had Amway losers bugging the shit out of them all weekend. Complaints were probably made cause that’s the last time Duncan Family Reunion was held there.
 
Prices for Amway Ambots going to Family Reunion? World Wide Destructive Bastards puts together packages including one night hotel (their choice of hotel) and ticket to the Amway brainwashing conference so pay up whether or not you use the hotel! Or more than likely cram 10 other Ambots into the same room though I don’t know why they would because there doesn’t seem to be individual ticket prices to just go to the Amway brainwashing sessions. Last time we knew pricing it was $340 for a single or $560 for a couple. Add $10 if you missed the early bird discount. And you don’t want to do that or you’ll be in for a shit kicking from the assholes in your Amway upline demanding you pay up NOW!!!! Apparently it also included meals on Saturday night and Sunday morning. Amway’s idea of a meal and my idea of a meal is probably thousands of miles apart. Get ready to pick up a food bar and can of XS when you enter the room is probably what’ll happen. If they’re really generous they’ll be passing out a Nutrilite vitamin for you too but I doubt they’ll be that generous.

The speakers are always the same old tired bunch who’ve been around forever. Hey what happened to those Diamonds Amway Ambots were bragging about who joined the ranks 2 years ago? No sign of them. Still Diamonds? Does the old guard just not want to share their piece of greed pie with the young’uns?

What happens at Amway WWDB Family Reunion? If you believe the World Wide Destructive Bastards propaganda - and only a brainwashed Ambot would! - it’s a function that includes hotel accommodations, two meals, and meetings and some of the speakers will be recently qualified Platinum and Ruby IBOs who talk about the rewards of building an Amway building an Amway business. The rest of the speakers will be Diamonds who talk about the power of having a dream and believing your dream will come true if you want success in Amway. Apparently they’ll be teaching effective business methods (I guess there’s a first for everything!). All weekend (again if you believe the Amway WWDB propaganda) will be technology training, product demonstrations, and motivational videos. The last I have no doubt about. Videos. Not motivational. Just videos showing how rich Diamonds are thanks to the Amway tool scam.

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Now for what really happens at Amway Family Reunion.

And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2022. On Saturday they’ll be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”

And now for what happens when those ass kissing Platinums and Rubys are done…. There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Barbie will talk first. She’ll say something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ken was working for the man cleaning porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan. We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their material possessions that Amway the cult of greed has provided for them. Or maybe its just stuff they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it then anyone can. Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the Amway cult followers.

I got two words for all you fucking Amway assholes stealing money and lying to the suckers who forked over a few hundred bucks (or maybe more than that) to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion and pretend to teach them “effective business methods” and how they can make a difference in other people’s lives. FUCK YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult followers poorer and even further in debt. We don’t call WWDB World Wide Destructive BASTARDS for nothing!

Time for some keywords to draw in Amway IBO’s who are desperately searching the Internet for information because the assholes in their Amway upline don’t tell them piss all. Putting the wrong years in is intentional because Amway Ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is or just because they’re a card carrying Amway asshole that gives them the power to turn back time.

Amway Family Reunion 2022

WWDB Family Reunion 2022

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2022

World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2022

Puryear Amway Family Reunion 2022

Duncan WWDB Family Reunion 2022

Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2020

Duncan Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2020

Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2020

Duncan WWDB Family Reunion 2023

Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2023

Duncan World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2023

Amway Family Reunion 2023

WWDB Family Reunion 2023

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2023

World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2023

Amway Family Reunion 2021

WWDB Family Reunion 2021

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2021

World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2021

Amway sucks!

WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

Amway Family Reunion sucks!

All Amway functions suck!

FUCK AMWAY!


2 comments:

  1. These "functions" are total bullshit.

    The Amway business is simple. You sell products to customers, and you recruit others to do the same. You build up PV to get a bonus check, and you try to construct a down-line of people underneath you.

    Period. That's it. Nothing else.

    So what the bloody hell else are you going to learn at a three-day conference at some convention center?

    Let's see if some Amway asshole has the nerve to come here and tell us what special secrets he learned at one of these "functions.":

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    1. Anonymous - the IRS also agrees that Amway functions are bullshit and determined that they are social gatherings with no realistic expectations of increasing sales after attending an Amway function. Don't try writing it off on your tax return or Uncle Sam will come after you as a tax cheat.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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