Wednesday, June 7, 2023

WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2023

Brainwashed Amway cult followers are already looking for information on Family Reunion so let’s get this post up to the top of Google searches to reel ‘em in!

Calling the Amway WWDB function “family reunion” is very cultish. Its how the Amway cult leaders brainwash the followers into believing that their Amway family is their real family now. Many people join cults because they don’t have a good family and they’re desperate to join a family that will welcome them with open arms. Cults prey on these people. They prey on those who have good relationships with their family too. They’re an equal opportunity cult! The Amway cult works hard at separating their followers from family members who are negative to “the business”. Separate and divide. We’re your new family now. And we’re throwing a big family reunion. You must attend. You will be love bombed all weekend. You won’t believe the love you’ll get from your new Amway family. This is how you show your loyalty to your cult leaders. Family reunion is for serious business builders. If you don’t come to Family Reunion we’ll know you’re not a serious business builder and we won’t work with you.

And the bullshit goes on. All good little brainwashed IBO’s must attend Family Reunion.

If anyone knows the new login and password for the WWDB website let us know so we can get the dates, location, and theme out there and make fun of it. Those Amway motherfuckers changed their guest log in. Cults are very secretive that way. Can’t let the infidels find out where they’ll be.

We do not know where Amway WWDB is holding Family Reunion in July. They are not holding it at the usual arenas and convention centers they’ve booked in the past. There could be many reasons for this. The arenas might have limited seating due to Covid restrictions in their area. The Amway cult leaders figured out during the past few years when they couldn’t hold Family Reunion in person that they were still able to hold it by webinar and charge the same amount for ticket sales while they had reduced expenses and maybe that’s how they’re moving forward. Attendance has been declining for Amway brainwashing conferences and the cult leaders book smaller places so we’re unaware of where the top secret cult meeting is being held.

Here’s what was on topic a few years ago at WWDB Amway Family Reunion and its probably still the main theme:

BELIEVE

Yes in big capital letters. World Wide Dream Builders are SCREAMING at us! So what the fuck we’re supposed to believe?

Apparently if you believe your business will flourish and grow - it will.

Well holy shit! That was the secret all along. All you have to do is BELIEVE. None of this stalking recruits or selling overpriced Amway shit. All you gotta do is BELIEVE!

Nothing else!

OK we don’t want to get accused of infringing copyright laws by copying and pasting so I’ll paraphrase the bullshit from the WWDB web page. If you attend Amway Family Reunion you will be inspired to BELIEVE you can build an Amway business. You will be motivated to use your talents to help others BELIEVE.

Sounds like a bunch of brainwashed cult bullshit to me. But this Family Reunion claims to offer something that has never been heard of before at any prior Family Reunion. Apparently there will be sales, product, and technology training.

Ha! Unlikely! Family Reunion consists of an endless march of Ken and Barbie Ambots strutting across the stage in evening gowns and tuxedos bragging about their wealth.

What does it cost to attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion. Last we heard tickets were $560/couple so say around the same price this year. I recorded $850 for other costs for this bullshit event - hotel, food, travel. So ballpark it around $1500 for a couple. The sky is the limit depending on air travel and hotel and food costs.

Shit - got an email on a Mexican cruise for $599 and that’s a week worth of hotel, food, and accommodation. And much more fun holiday for 2 people all for less than the price of wasting time, money, and brain cells at Amway Family Reunion.

But the ambots will come in droves, whipped on by their cult leaders.

WWDB Amway Family Reunion sucks!

Fuck Amway!

Fuck WWDB World Wide Dream Builders.

Fuck those World Wide Destructive Bastards!

 

2 comments:

  1. Dexter Yager was the one who went around at functions screaming at everybody "Do you BELIEVE? Do you BELIEVE?"

    Yager knew that the only way to keep the bulk of your down-line IBOs in the racket was to appeal to their emotional "belief' side, and not to their rational "thought" side. If an IBO was shelling out $500 per month and getting nothing but a ten-buck refund, then the only thing that would keep him in the business was pure fantasy and dreaming. Dexter was famous for addressing everyone at a function as "another future millionaire."

    Everything in WWDB (now called WWG) is designed to prevent IBOs from noticing that they are being robbed blind.

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    1. Anonymous - I wonder if this explains t-shirts I remember seeing around 20 years ago that said future millionaire on them. Perfect way for an Ambot to advertise themselves as Amway losers LOL!

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